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onion, in Customer support
Saltblue,

Man I love those uniforms, they practically created the aesthetic of the evil empire forces.

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

They took inspiration from the prussians before them.

And those became ww1 uniforms which inspired the ww2 outfits, because it was clean cut and looked good on parade. It inspired uniformity and their own history that the allies “tarnished” by winning and ruining their economy (that gave rise to hitler)

Saltblue,

Germans have a wicked sense of fashion.

Classy,

I mean it’s hard to deny that they knew how to design a nice looking uniform. It’s striking, original, regal even. Also, just plain evil.

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

They took inspiration from the Prussians before them. It wasn’t all HB originality.

pec, in Every sign has a story

Wow! I want a huge quantity of those no penises sign so I can stick them all over town

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

There are many places where a penis would be inappropriate. You’ll need a lot of stickers.

Norgur,

What's the appeal process of someone else seems a penis to be appropriate somewhere where this sticker was put?

monotremata,

It's less of an appeals process and more of a peel process.

Num10ck,

careful, you might end up in a penal colony.

voidMainVoid, in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

Aren’t we all supposed to be dead by now from the poisonous vaccine? This has got to be the slowest-working poison I’ve ever seen.

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Millions upon millions around the world within 6 months of the first “jab”

MoonRaven,
@MoonRaven@feddit.nl avatar

Can confirm, got a jab and I died.

Nalivai,

They’re all dead, you just don’t know them they go to a different school.

ShustOne,

I’d love to see a breakdown of those who didn’t get the jab and those who did for deaths during the first 6 months from covid. Hint: It’s already been done and those without the jab died at 3x the rate.

Deuces,

You can’t trust those stats! My cousin’s friends sister is a nurse and she said…

ShustOne,

Yeah well my brother’s Mom’s sister told me that the guvment can track yall now

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

I was promised microchips. I haven’t gotten a single brain notification from Elon Musk yet. This some bullshit.

gibmiser, (edited ) in NNN ended two days ago and I thought letting you all know this was important

You think that feels good? Wait until the end of Don’t Dump December and you push that baby out.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4c192996-5c8e-4ee9-8bb0-846dab78e08f.jpeg

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

We’re doing a whole month now? I thought it was just 3 days.

TheFriendlyDickhead,

3 days is for beginners. We mastered that so now it’s time for the real deal.

nova_ad_vitum,

The trick is to replace your oatmeal with Portland cement.

Steak,

The Big league!

shootwhatsmyname,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

congratulations on your new child

SpaceNoodle, in Kids are brutal

How did a one-year-old remember that?

Kata1yst,
@Kata1yst@kbin.social avatar

Probably tweeted years ago.

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

It’s no longer funny if it’s just a kid remembering something for a few months, which is completely normal.

el_doso,

Well, I mean, it’s still funny.

SpaceNoodle,

Not nearly as much.

1024_Kibibytes,

You’re correct. The tweet is from March 3rd 2021.

twitter.com/toddedillard/…/1367238365448450051?t=…

The author has a Mastodon account: mastodon.sdf.org/

aard,
@aard@kyu.de avatar

At least my kid remembers quite a few things from that time. She sometimes goes “remember when I was crying so much…” following by an increasingly detailed description of a situation until I do remember. And then she tells me what the issue was back then, which she didn’t have the ability to explain yet back then.

SpaceNoodle,

Is her last name Atreides, by any chance?

fmstrat,

This meme is probably from 2013.

Chariotwheel, in When Horses replace electric is the circle complete?

Car breaks down.

"I am sorry, old pal.", I whisper as I load the gun.

Fosheze,

If the car is old and rusty enough that’s not entirely wrong. My dad has a truck right now that he’s just driving until the next major breakdown; after that it’s going to the glue factory getting sold off as scrap.

queermunist, in Did You Know?
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

Fools. By exposing them to a low enough dose over and long enough period of time you will breed a new form of super vampires, completely immune to holy water!

HikingVet, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

Paying for porn?

beckerist, in Double Barrel

You can at our local hotdog shop. Just ask for a “double dog”

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah it’s not uncommon in Chicago

peopleproblems,

Local hotdog shop?

I need to investigate if my town even has a local hotdog shop.

I’m pretty certain we don’t. Actually we lack a lot of proper food places. Sandwich shops are all terrible, no goddamn Phillies worth the money. No hot dog shop or reliable spot for biscuits n gravy. seems sorta like Minnesota just hates good food

jaybone,

Maybe you guys have good steak houses?

Holyhandgrenade, (edited )
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

In Iceland we call this a Tvíhleypa, which means “double barrel”

CosmoNova,

So OP was successful with their invention after all. Good for them!

ryathal, in How much for cuddles?

He realized after putting the seat down three times the nagging wasn’t going to stop anyway.

linearchaos, in 🎵that's life🎵
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, shit, was that supposed to stop at school?

Aceticon, (edited ) in 🤢...

You have to consider only two things really:

  • Maybe, just maybe, something which was designed to kill the bacteria and remove the residue of things that came in contact with fresh or at most rotten food, is also totally effective at doing the same for things that came in contact with fecal mater and with toiled cleaning chemicals. Or maybe not.
  • Do you for a toilet brush need the level of cleaniness achieved by a dishwasher, and if not are there other reasonably simple methods to achieve the required level of cleaniness for it?

In the absence of actual scientific studies that provided an answer for the “is a household dishwater entirelly effective for fecal mater and toilet cleaning chemicals contamination” question with a high degree of certainty, the consideration on whether to do this or not boils down to: “Is a dishwasher level of cleaniness for a toilet brush worth the risk that the dishwasher might not deal with fecal mater or toilet cleaning chemical contamination correctly?”

Personally, I don’t think it’s worth the risk.

RobertoOberto,

This is far too reasonable of a comment for shitposting. I’m going to need someone to shit this up a bit, please.

themeatbridge,

Either your toilet brush is too clean, or your dishes are too shitty. Stop it with your nasty ass dishwasher.

RobertoOberto,

That’s better, thanks.

BananaTrifleViolin,

This is a very reasonable post.

Here is another reasonable approach which is simpler. Isolation and containment is the best way to prevent spread of bacteria from one place to another. Minimising taking any items from the toilet to the kitchen, minimises the spread of bacteria between the two places.

So without any scientific study or evidence specifically to dishwashers and toilet brushes, we can make a reasonable assumption that taking a toilet brush from the toilet to the kitchen is a bad idea and should be avoided.

I doubt this is real, but if it were and I were the poster I would also isolate and contain that home. I would erradocate the movement of me from any other location to that home.

Alteon, in French farmers

US citizens. I hope your taking notes. This is how you protest. We may need these sorts of strategies in a year.

MadBob,

I wouldn’t protest like this. Some poor sod on minimum wage’ll have to clean it up, not an elite politician.

aluminium,

Agree, they should do this in the backyard of some politicans mansion

BirdyBoogleBop,

US citizens protest like the French all the time and get called thugs for it. The French love riots and fighting the police.

db2,

That and another French revolution tool.

cdf12345,

While I agree with you, there is probably about a 100 x chance of being shot in the US when protesting like this.

Alteon,

One off? Probably. You have several hundred people doing this? Not likely. The first-hand optics would shake even the police. They can shoot a person. They can’t open fire on people. Not in the US. Not yet, at least.

Omgpwnies,

Rittenhouse took a field trip across state lines to do just that

ryathal,

Americans protest with killdozers.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar
AngryishHumanoid, in Americans will measure with anything but the metric system.

Yeah but “smoot” is WAY more fun to say than most other units of measurements. It’s right up there with plancks, bees dicks, and megaFonzies.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Let the triggering begin

Do people under 40 not buying bread?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

They just download it from the cloud nowadays

alquicksilver,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

Soggy bread sounds terrible. Do they at least keep it in a bread box in the cloud?

Mr_Fish,

You wouldn’t download a loaf

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I totally would

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