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sentient_loom, in His true endgame
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are there any of those pennies left? I want some.

HonkTonkWoman,

Bezos & Musk came along with some superglue shortly after.

I believe there’s still roughly $7.66 out there, but bring a scraper.

crusa187,

All that’s left is the ass-pennies, might want to reconsider

corus_kt,

A classic, but one that I REALLY want to forget

SomeGuy69, in Me IRL

I’m masturbating as of reading this.

occhionaut, (edited )

the masturtasker

Goatastic, (edited ) in You won't listen...

This doesn’t make sense to me. ICP in their music is actually very anti bigotry and racism. There are a few references to killing people for that reason alone.

Edit: I guess it’s along the lines of cops loving the punisher and idolizing him.

sighofannoyance, (edited )
@sighofannoyance@lemmy.world avatar

If the Joker hypothetically appeared in San Francisco people would assume him to be a Juggalo, no? 😅

Okokimup, in life hacks
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

Seriously though, brushing my teeth in the shower is the best way to get me to do it.

schema,

I’ve been doing it for a while and it not only saves a lot of time, I also think i’m a lot more thorough because of it.

Beelzebob, in I can barely grasp where I am, please don't ask me any questions before I have some coffee

My wife likes to start full conversations as soon as my eyes open. I have to throw my hands up with a, “Too many words…”

Darkmuch,

I worked on a submarine as a messenger. We would carry orders and reports to officers for their review and approval. BUT my shift was around 4am and I’d find half the officers asleep, just to shove an orders packet in their face demanding a signature. I’m sure they”review it very thoroughly ten seconds after waking up.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Sign it yourself man, there’s a pen… 😴”

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yep, mine as well…

deegeese, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.

Costco? Says Tesco.

Mr_Blott,

American reading comprehension in a nutshell lol

deegeese,

So throwing cabbages would be British manners then?

sugar_in_your_tea, in life hacks
synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
bajabound, in His true endgame

Now let’s see a generated image of Data riding in a solid gold hovercraft scattering pennies as he goes by.

pixelscience, (edited )
@pixelscience@sh.itjust.works avatar
joe,

I like how it decided that hovercraft should always be on the ground

VieuxQueb,
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

I mean, it’s solid gold. Won’t go to high off the ground easily!

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

How did the AI decide to ignore the skirt that literally every real hovercraft (and therefore, one would presume, source image of a hovercraft) has to trap the air below it?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I also don’t see any eels in it.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Sorry I don’t get the reference here.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I will not buy this record. It is scratched.

Kusimulkku,

It’s a Monty Python sketch

Emptiness,
@Emptiness@lemmy.world avatar

Drop your panties sir William I cannot wait 'til lunchtime!

petersr,

To make room for the pennies

Honytawk,

You think Zuck would care about some old hoovering technology?

Nah, as a techbro, he would buy some scifi hovercraft tech

Sharpiemarker,

That is actually impressive

Nahodyashka,

Yhe bitcoin logo 😄

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Fake, he is laughing on some of them.

Kusimulkku,

Fourth panel of first pic has him in Mexico

Dadifer,

chefs kiss

jerrimu, in Get to work, crackheads

OP sais this " … steal or vandalize speed enforcement cameras …"

deaf_fish,

They didn’t say that, but they definitely implied it. If OP said that, they would be getting a little visit from the police or FBI.

BigDanishGuy,

I’m sure that the US navy seals has already infiltrated OP’s house and neutralized the threat. Merely joking about destroying traffic cams definitely warrants this type of action. /s

dumpsterlid,

I mean, historically if you are black or a socialist or something else considered inherently dangerous by US conservatives than yes, something like this is unfortunately as absurd as it sounds, enough to trigger that kind of action. You have to be someone they already find suspicious though, not some rando on the internet.

Police are the dumbest and most violent demographic in the US.

FlyingSquid, in Just Bill-t different
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My only question is who the fuck had so many Bill stickers laying around

Wait, most people don’t?

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I collect ben stickers instead

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Weirdo.

baggins, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.

Someone printed that sign at home and then stuck it there to take a funny picture for the internet

Imgonnatrythis,

That just doesn’t sound like something people would do. I’m going to keep searching for a funnier answer.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Shut up or I’ll throw a cabbage at you.

Siethron, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.

Are heads of lettuce acceptable?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They say nothing about grapefruit.

EmperorHenry, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

No, that’s what every crazy person in every country does.

Draedron,

Not every crazy guy in other countries can get a gun

Syrc,

…but 7 out of 8 times it’s in the US.

starman2112, (edited ) in See? You still have a chance!
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I live in a city of about 500,000

Of course, I’m not dating anyone outside my acceptable range, which is about 20 years wide. Assuming an even distribution of people across all ages 1 to 100, this narrows it to 20%, or 100,000 people

Of course I’m more interested in ladies than fellas, so I’m gonna cut it to 51% based on gender, so 51,000 potential matches

We’re pretty evenly split politically, and imma be real I ain’t dating someone who’s gonna vote desantis, so let’s cut that in half again to 25,500

About 7% of people share my dietary preferences, and it’s a strong enough moral conviction that it’s a dealbreaker. That number is higher in people who share my political leanings, though, so let’s consider it 14%, or 3570.

Now I just have to figure out the odds that the <1% of people that I would be interested in would be interested in me. If it is just 1%, then there are around 36 dudes, ladies, and nonbinary maties in this city that I could conceivably go out with

thedevisinthedetails,

To add some more realism to these numbers:

  • Age is not evenly distributed at all.
  • A variety of your other factors likely have significant overlap with each other.
  • 1% mutual interest after already matching on many crucial factors is also exceptionally pessimistic estimating.
The_Lopen,

Assuming half of all women are right-wing is wild lmao

trackcharlie, in Venus by Tuesday

You can’t use logic with these people, they’ll try to burn you for being a witch.

LWD, (edited )

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  • CADmonkey,

    I thought that was called sealioning?

    I’m afraid I don’t have a wall of links to support my argument.

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