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dual_sport_dork, in Society beware
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And in really extreme cases they’ll go on BudK and buy a shit quality liner locking folder with “wHy So SeRiOuS???” carved into it.

pimento64,

No, in the really extreme cases they’ll buy a bulldozer and a shitload of concrete mix

FinalRemix,

And not hurt anyone, but make a helluva statement? Good.

root_beer,

There’s a hitler youth knife in there that might catch their eye if they’re pushed too far, when that tshirt with the skeleton biker holding the ace of spades in one hand and flipping the bird with the other isn’t enough

random_character_a, (edited ) in Society beware
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Criminals usually have history from early adulthood or even earlier and they aren’t that smart. When a good man really snaps and goes on a “mission”, he’s really hard to catch.

CADmonkey,

Christopher Dorner intensifies

Katana314,

I bring this up anytime someone’s opposed to common sense anti-violence laws, by reason of “That’s not hard to circumvent, criminals just won’t do this dumb thing”.

Criminals are often dumb. If they were smart, they’d quite often find ways to get ahead legally, or at the very least in ways that don’t disturb others’ peace of living.

Doombot1, in Venus by Tuesday

The solution to global warming, then, is clearly to just set up a massive ring of fans all pointed in the same direction in a ring around the North Pole, to keep the jet stream going

Revan343,

Not the worst geoengineering idea.

Not a good idea, but I’ve heard worse

Doombot1, (edited )
anton,

That is the worst geoengeniering idea. whatif.xkcd.com/162/

jballs, (edited )
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Outer space is a lot higher up than Niagara Falls,^[citation ^needed]

Lmao

Schadrach,

Isn’t that literally just a thinly veiled Futurama reference? Like, there was an episode where planet Express was sent out to fetch ice from Haley’s comet to dump in the ocean to combat global warming which fails and they end up just pushing the earth farther away from the sun to cool things down?

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

It’s mentioned in the article.

SpermHowitzer,

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up: it’s NOT foreigners?!?

Doombot1,
A_Random_Idiot,

This will also fix the wind turbines using up the all the wind!

theUnlikely,

Finally a solution! Now what to do about the turbines murdering whales?

NotMyOldRedditName,

We should point those fans at the wind turbines so we can at least gather the power from fans! Why waste it!

m3t00,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar
Slovene,

WIND TURBINES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

FlyingSquid,
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JimVanDeventer,

I am in love with the elegance of this idea that would not work even a little bit. Occam, eat your heart out.

Rocketpoweredgorilla, (edited ) in Just Bill-t different
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I have no idea who some of them are…

Billy Joel

? Bill Evans (thanks gedaliyah)

? Billy the kid (thanks gedaliyah)

Bill Nye

? William James “Count” Basie (Thanks sugar_in_your_tea)

? Bill Bellchick (Thanks Assman)

Bill Clinton

Bill Gates

Bill Cosby

Bill Murray

sugar_in_your_tea,
gedaliyah, (edited )
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Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Ah Thanks, I thought Billy the kid looked familiar but couldn’t place him.

Huschke, in Linux penguin approves

There is a T missing in HTML.

Sailing7,

Only on the second read I actually recognised that there was in fact no T in the Text ^^

THE_ANON,

Yeah i was like what is HTML toilet now i am like what is HML toilet ?

Chickenstalker, in Get to work, crackheads

Guys, guys. Hear me out. What if (tokes) yeah…what if like if we like yeah. Oh? Sorry. What if we train pigeons to shit on traffic camera lens. It could be done. The military had trained pigeons to guide bombs against warships. Let’s train and breed pigeons to do this and release them in the wild.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

So we are replacing pigeons with crackhead?

penguinsAreRapists,
@penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world avatar

Birds aren’t real

Meowoem, in Get to work, crackheads

And what would it be doing in there?

prole,

Conducting electricity would be my guess?

Meowoem,

It’s a camera in a box, pretty sure it doesn’t use that amount of power

Kase,

It’s actually a wireless charging station for government drones “birds” /s

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Every trap needs bait.

Worms for fish. Fish for bears. Copper for meth heads.

jeremyparker,

You’ll never find out just sitting here talking about it. Whatever it is, it’s gotta be exciting!

HikingVet, in Too late.

Click the link and a download wants to start, which, NOPE.

ace,
@ace@lemmy.ananace.dev avatar

People really have no love for JPEG-XL - though to be fair that’s mainly Google’s fault at the moment.

HikingVet,

This is an unknown download, so… FUCK THAT.

PerogiBoi, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

I got grounded for insisting I saw these when I was younger. I am now vindicated 😎

kratoz29,
@kratoz29@lemm.ee avatar

This seems like a very… Odd reason to get grounded.

Sombyr,

Some parents are weird. I once got grounded because I left my room, forgot something, and went back in to get it. Wasn’t even going anywhere or doing anything important. Just randomly got yelled at and grounded.

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

With my parents it was either agree that they’re right or be punished.

Sombyr,

My dad was like that. I remember a moment where my dad couldn’t understand the solution to the Monty Hall problem, so I tried to explain it to him and instantly got yelled at and sent to my room for contradicting him.

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Let’s never repeat this bullshit narcissism to our kids if we choose to have em.

Sombyr,

Are you coming onto me?

Ah, just kidding. In seriousness though, I’ve chosen not to have kids on account of being so mentally fucked up by my childhood that I don’t want to put a kid through having me as a parent.

Although luckily my dad did mellow out with age. He’d kinda also been equally fucked up by his own childhood and refused to seek help until I’d left, my mom left, and later my old sibling left, and I refused to speak with him anymore. Last year I got a massive, 4 page, single spaced apology from him for everything he’d done, so luckily things are looking up at least.

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s good to hear at least that your dad somewhat came around. Mine left the family and sued us (lost but cost me tens of thousands in legal fees) and ran off with all the money. He now has a second family.

smeg, (edited )

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, And don’t have any kids yourself.

This Be The Verse by Philip Larkin

TheRealKuni,

I wish I’d known this before I heard it in Ted Lasso, but damn that episode was good regardless.

feedum_sneedson,

I pronounced “nuclear” wrong.

Wolf_359, (edited ) in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

Floaters in the vitreous of the eyeball (aka clumps of your vitreous that got stuck together as your vitreous gel started to liquify, which happens naturally with age for everyone).

They’re normal if they appear gradually as you age. Most common in people with myopia. Can be caused by a variety of things including hits to the eyes or head, possibly by steroid eye drops, anything that increases the pressure in your eye, or just plain old aging.

They never go away but if you’re lucky they might “settle” or get stuck to the side. Never happens for a lot of people though, and they can be quite distressing for many people - especially for people who have many large and moving floaters.

Most mentally healthy people will neuro-adapt and they’ll become less noticeable over time. It can take about six months before this happens though and it does suck at first. I got some new ones after LASIK and I was pretty upset. Now I only notice them on light backdrops like snow or my shower. But even then I just notice them briefly and my thoughts quickly move elsewhere. No stress.

For people who are absolutely driven insane by a large number of them, there is a risky surgery to remove them, but if it goes wrong you can be looking at blindness so you definitely need to weigh your options.

The non-surgical laser treatment for floaters doesn’t work. It seems to maybe work for some people in the short term but most people report that it doesn’t help in the long term. It can even create more floaters or break up your big ones into many smaller ones that move more. The laser is also dangerous for younger patients because the floaters are closer to your retina when you’re younger. The laser can cause damage to the retina and it’s hard to avoid doing that when the floaters are close to it.

There are currently a couple groups researching how to get rid of them non-invasively. Last bit of news I saw said a group had been using gold flakes and a new type of laser to successfully and safely break them down. Personally, I will get mine treated if there is a non-invasive way to do so, but I’m not too bothered by them so I can wait for that.

Worth noting that if you suddenly get a lot of floaters and are feeling pain in your eyes or seeing bright flashes that look like a camera flash, you need to go seek medical attention immediately as these are signs of a retinal tear. Retinal tears are treatable but only if you go take care of them immediately. The consequences are not taking care of them quickly can be severe.

For most people, these are harmless and just a part of getting older. You’ll get used to them.

Kiernian,

For most people, these are harmless and just a part of getting older. You’ll get used to them.

I’ve had these since I was in preschool.

They’re far less pronounced (almost entirely absent, really) now in my 40’s than they were throughout my single digit years, but I still see them once in a great while

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve always had them too and I think they’re just as pronounced now, but I rarely notice them. Of course, right now I can’t stop noticing them.

teamevil,

Okay good I’m not crazy, I remember having them when I was a kid but now in my 40s I don’t.

TheRealKuni,

I think your brain learns to ignore them better at a certain point in life. So though you have fewer of them at a very young age, you notice them more because you haven’t filtered them out of your vision yet.

Mbourgon,

This part bears repeating, as you CAN lose vision in one eye (partial or ALL) due to this.

“ if you suddenly get a lot of floaters and are feeling pain in your eyes or seeing bright flashes that look like a camera flash, you need to go seek medical attention immediately as these are signs of a retinal tear. Retinal tears are treatable but only if you go take care of them immediately”.

BilboBargains, in Get to work, crackheads

Using vehicle velocity as risk assessment method is fucking dumb. Might as well put that copper to better use.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

No it’s not. Speed is a very significant element of road safety. At lower speeds, you can stop in a much shorter distance, and if you hit someone their chance of death or serious injury goes way down. Braking distance is proportional to the square of velocity, and reaction distance is directly proportional. If hit at 50 km/h, a pedestrian has a 90% chance of death. At 30 km/h, they have a 90% chance of survival.

At lower speeds, you’re also far more likely to notice something that might require you to stop or slow. Your cone of vision at 60 km/h is 40°. At 80 it’s 30°, and at 100 km/h it’s 20°. A different source I found says under 50 km/h it’s 104° and at 65 it’s 70°. Whatever the specifics, lower speeds are much safer.

This isn’t to say that speed cameras are the best or should be the only method used to ensure road safety. Narrowing roads, adding furniture by the roadside, and increasing the complexity of the route, are all good ways to reinforce a lower speed limit by reducing how safe drivers feel driving at high speed. But speed cameras are a useful supplement to that, for those drivers determined to be irresponsible.

BilboBargains,

Why is high speed highway driving safer per km if vehicle velocity is a ‘very significant element of road safety’?

The problem, as ever, is retards driving fast on slow roads and slow on fast roads. The camera doesn’t discriminate, it triggers no matter the context. It will trigger the same way for a racing driver with lightening fast reflexes in perfect conditions as it will for tired grandma with cold treacle reaction time driving on snow.

Don’t believe their lies.

Kecessa,

Because highways don’t have stop signs or lights or people in slower means of transportation sharing the road with cars.

When accidents happen on highways they tend to involve more cars and to be more destructive too because of the speeds involved.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT, in Society beware

It’s like this weirdly stifled cry for help, because they feel the need to be seen as hard while also REALLY wanting people to know that they’ve been through a LOT and a normal person would be hurting BAD but not them because they’re so TOUGH but please please also recognize how hard just existing is for them.

It’s a hedged cry for help.

Like drop the macho act and ask for help, buddy. It’s ok.

Kusimulkku,

Like drop the macho act and ask for help, buddy. It’s ok.

Easier said than done for some

CADmonkey,

Like drop the macho act and ask for help, buddy. It’s ok.

And watch the people who said they cared suddenly get real scarce.

I wish it wasn’t that way, and I’m happy it’s no longer that way for me. But there are people around you right now who know of they speak up, loved ones and friends will tell them “it’s no big deal” or “It’s all in your head” or my favorite, “man up”.

Thorny_Insight, (edited ) in Me IRL

Jokes aside there’s really some truth in this. I’m not sure if it’s the dopamine or that I just need to disctract my mind away from the things that makes me anxious but I sure as hell don’t do it because I’m horny. I don’t even remember what being horny feels like.

And no, I’m not one of those nofap/pornfree fanatics. For most people there probably is not an issue there. It’s only when you spend 6 hours several times a week doing something like this that you might start to consider this may not be good for you.

Swedneck,
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i mean i think the problem is less whacking one out and more the fact that it’s what you have to resort to to bring some joy into your life

Thorny_Insight,

Well ofcourse it’s a combination of things but I feel like there something to the theory of how overstimulation like that drains your dopamine reserves (or something) and kind of makes you numb to more mundane positive experiences.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

that really just sounds like victim blaming to me, by that logic couples that have sex often should be miserable too but the precise opposite seems to be the case

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Maybe it’s because you share the experience with a SO. Doing it alone can bring momentary joy and relief, but in the long run, it can’t replace sex.

TheActualDevil,

How does that work, physiologically? We’re talking dopamine in the brain. If what that user said was true and “overstimulation like that drains your dopamine reserves (or something),” then another person being there wouldn’t make a difference.

I mean, it’s because they have a misunderstanding on how brain chemistry works, obviously. Like, it can store it, but it doesn’t get used up from doing things that feel good. That’s what makes dopamine. And while loneliness is a problem in the general population, it’s more likely that longer lasting gratification from sex isn’t from the physical act or even just the physical act with another person, but the joy gained from the relationship as a whole. Pretending that there’s chemically something different happening in the brain just because there is physically another person there is ridiculous. I’ve had plenty of unfulfilling sex with people I didn’t like that didn’t make me happy/content afterwards like masturbating would have.

Thorny_Insight,

It’s reward without effort and it’s dose that makes the poison.

Is smoking weed bad? What about smoking weed all day every day?

Thorny_Insight,

Well I’m the victim of my own behaviour and I’m definitely not blaming anyone else but myself. Also, there’s a difference between doing something in healthy amounts and being obsessed about it. I don’t know about you but personally I feel like wasting 20+ hours into porn and masturbation in a week doesn’t seem healthy. It my not be the sole cause for ones problems but it’s definitely not helping.

wildwhitehorses,

It’s that or be 300kg. Like not feeling horny, I swear I don’t feel hunger, I just eat to be happy. There is a balance between food and fapping.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Actually, I do believe it’s true, because I went through a phase like this where I wanted nothing else but sex and I masturbated a lot. Nothing else interesred me, everything else was stupid and boring. Turns out I was depressed, got medication for that, still take it and things just got back to normal.

But, I never understood why a depressed person would want to have sex so much and masturbate a lot… until I saw this, and then it clicked. I probably just needed the dopamine fix because that was the only thing that made me feel good.

Thorny_Insight,

Depression and anxiety definitely has something to do with it in my case but what’s weird is that I don’t have any desire for sex whatsoever. It’s 100% just a habit/addiction/distraction. I hardly even get any pleasure from it and without an exception feel absolutely shit afterwards. Then I hit rock bottom and stop doing it for few weeks but as the first signs of healing start appearing meaning I can feel the tiniest amount of horniness again I then relapse and the loop starts all over again.

Been without about a week now, again, and I’m about at the point where it starts getting hard again. By it I don’t mean IT.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, you’re in a loop. You should try and get out more, when the loop starts that is. There is nothing wrong with masturbating IMO, even if it’s a few times a week, or even once a day, but if you start doing it several times a day, yeah, that is somewhat not really healthy. Sure, you’re keeping your prostate in check (this is mainly why I recommend anyone above 30, 35 to do it regularly), but that’s not the reason why you’re doing it, is it.

For me, it was mainly sex. Had a lot of quarels with my partner back then and makeup sex was the only thing I wanted… it felt weird… I’ve always been agressive in bed, but this time, I felt like I wanted to punish her… I really have no idea what was going on with me at that time, it was a weird period, I didn’t feel like myself at all.

DannyBoy, in Just Bill-t different

Dob Bylan?

blubton,

Top left? I believe that’s Billy Joel, but I may be mistaken

DannyBoy,

You’re right, I guess I needed a few more pixels. Found the original.

gedaliyah,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t feel bad. I came to the comments to check exactly this!

tkk13909, in Meow

Why is the dick slit horizontal?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sick dick

tkk13909,

I see

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

That wasn’t an explanation, it was a compliment for you.

mononomi,

Yours isn’t?

lemmyman,

Leonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded

Skanky,

Only compatible with women from Asia

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