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AnonWyo, in Not photogenic

Her: So do you look better in person or in pictures?

Me: Listen, I’m funny

ivanafterall,
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Nice, I love to laugh! Say something funny!

metaStatic,

Hey baby, are you an American public school? Because I want to shoot children in you.

MightyGalhupo,

God damn that was smooth

kamenlady,
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Smooth Operator

sour,
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in profile picture

lowleveldata, in Discord rule

Ridiculous! We should protest this by making Lemmy posts for announcing masturbations

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Yes annocement #1: im now mastrobating

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

omg, pls! why??? im in bed trying to get sleepy so i can go to work with decent rest tomorrow, but instead, im in bed lmao because you guys want to start a ridiculous movement 😆

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

I was on the nyc subway when this happened. I was chilling browsing the Web when one my homies hit me up on discord and sent me a gif of a big musslely black man doing the thugshaker I then began to start furiously mastrobating to the picture of the big mussley blackman doing the thugshaker people started looking at me and saying things such as omg and stop it I then in a haste dropped my phone and one by one all the other men in the train started to furiously mastrobate too. My peenis was but a little stub at this point.by the end the entire train was filled with mastrobating men all hovered over one phone playing a gif of a man doing the thugshaker. Be warned @I’m back on my bs you may suffer the same fate to if your not careful

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

suffer?

AnonWyo, in Fear

I prefer the Thicc Mint Cookies.

ShitOnABrick, in Fear
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Oh no oh no oh nonono

capt_wolf, in Discord rule
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Discord statuses after this announcement be like:

https://media.tenor.com/PnzMTPYIXj8AAAAM/idiocracy-baitin.gif

bleistift2, in Discord rule

That discord’s users must have dedication to make these emotion reactions happen.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

You clearly haven’t seen the uk embassy discord

JackRiddle,

The what now?

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

I refuse to elaborate

TimewornTraveler,

that’s pretty standard for just about any major server. not too hard to spell stuff. there’s a keyboard shortcut that lets you hold the emoji menu open.

Toes, in Discord rule

Seems those people are under appreciated there, they should cum here!

feedum_sneedson,

Oh, cum like orgasm (verb) or semen (noun)? That’s a very clever bit of wordplay.

walter_wiggles, in Not photogenic

Get 'em king!

Zidane, in Discord rule

Definitely don’t have a text channel for announcing jerkin it

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
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NaibofTabr, in Discord rule
Klear,

The only correct way to announce masturbation.

awnery, in Discord rule

as if discord is where weird chat was invented. what’s that, me, oh i’m not familiar at all with the ancient chats!

irmoz, (edited )

Oh shut up, literally nobody is impressed about your experience with weird kinky BBS boards or IRC chats

awnery,

k bb

Lightsong,

You have a tiny cock.

asteriskeverything,

I put on my robe and wizard hat

asteriskeverything, (edited )
ramius345, (edited )
awnery,

yeah that’s accurate

Thteven, in Ding Dong!
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

It’s got a bite out of it, I’m not paying for that.

ICastFist, in Discord rule
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Hey everyone, I’m going to choke my snake!

AdaleiM,
@AdaleiM@lemmy.world avatar

it’s been three hours, did everything work out

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, they worked something out.

Agent641,

How’d you go, bud?

asteriskeverything, in Discord rule

Now if it was mostly female strangers it would be at least understandable.

RGB3x3,

Yeah, that was a weird way to put that. Clearly nobody in that group has social skills.

Late2TheParty, in Expectations
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Hahahahah You’re a butthead!

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