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Norgur, (edited ) in What'll It Be?

My 16 day old son has shown me how weirdly babies tun into middle aged men when you sit them up and their head sinks towards the shoulders. This young fellow there is another example of that.

GFGJewbacca,

I’ve seen the same thing in our 2 month old daughter. Spot on.

OrteilGenou, (edited )

And once they starting learning to walk they become little drunks reeling around the property

Jackcooper, in Poor doggo

Bluey’s really fun uncle

victorz, in The Five Stages of Life

And the first three happen in your teens.

Zekas,

I skipped straight to depression at 11

victorz,

❤️

Agent641, in Discord rule

But its still ok to announce when you have just returned from masturbating, right?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Just please wash your hands first.

filcuk,

Not before a nice wet high five!

Kedly,

If we high five before I wash my hands, does that make our hands eskimo brothers? (I really am speedrunning how many times I can get comments removed for uh, bigotted?, language)

RHTeebs, in What'll It Be?
@RHTeebs@startrek.website avatar

Matt Lucas, I presume?

phoneymouse, in GRRRR

Lemmy is just dad jokes

Octopus1348,

And shitposts.

rubythulhu, in What'll It Be?

This is a young miles o’brien

beizhia, in Brand X
@beizhia@lemmy.world avatar

X with serifs, but only on the right side

NotSpez, in This one's for you

Then afterwards to the helicopter with your junk!

phoneymouse, in What'll It Be?

4 months or 40?

XEAL, in Redemption

Who is this discount Woody Harrelson?

Sabre363,

Some murderous asshole

100_percent_a_bot,

The guy who murdered George Floyd by kneeling on his neck

menemen, in Brand X
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, the body language is so powerless. What happened to them that day?

Viking_Hippie,

The crushing realization of the impotent pointlessness of their existence.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That would take some self-reflection and I don’t think either of them see themselves in a mirror.

Viking_Hippie,

Good point. They probably saw an anti-nazi flyer on the way to whatever place they’re at, then 🤷

papalonian, in What'll It Be?

He’s making me think of David Koechner in Anchorman

random_character_a, in Brand X
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You can put shirts with swastikas on both of them and it still wouldn’t surprise me.

andrew_bidlaw, (edited )
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

One of these would be over-designed to communicate that he doesn’t care, the other would be an unfunny demotivator about how The Left can’t stand him.

jaybone,

But which would be which?

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

The designer’s one is Kanye because he can’t escape it. The boring meme one is Elon because Elon.

Hazmatastic, (edited ) in What'll It Be?

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine,

Gets me my drinks for free.

But he’s quick with a joke or a light of your smoke,

But there’s somewhere that he’d rather be.

GFGJewbacca,

He says, “Bill, I believe this is killing me,”

As a smile ran away from his face.

“Well I’m sure that I could be a movie star,

If I could get out of this place.”

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