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MeatPilot, in Get to work, crackheads
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What’s the copper to crack exchange rate currently?

ComradeKhoumrag,
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5.5lbs of copper is apparently about 20$ worth

MycelialMass,

What is that? Like 1 crack?

Death_Equity,

Like 4.

Emerald, (edited )

I should make a website that shows crack prices across the usa on a map. I could open it up to submissions and build a dataset of what people charge for crack. Then get a perfect business plan. Corner the crack market. Oh wow I know what im gonna do with the rest of my life!

Death_Equity,

Crack is cheap unless you are in the nice suburbs. Not much variation in price otherwise.

Your competition would not take kindly to your business. See inner city violence.

Schadrach,

Even ignoring the likelihood of being murdered, illegal drug arbitrage is going to be low margin for the amount of risk involved. Most of the profit is with the manufacturers and distributors.

Death_Equity,

You can only get cocaine from the South American cartels. No local production with vertical integration is impossible. You can only cut into street level as a producer and direct customer interface is the only viable business model. That competition would be a direct with likewise retailers. Yes, buying from the producers of raw material and locally producing the finished good has a considerable profit margin, but your direct competition is established brands that have no problem capping a fool stepping on their block. Distancing yourself from the customer-facing business only decreases profit margin and risk, but unavoidable turnover would mandate a more direct customer interface in order to maximize profit margins by absorbing considerable risk.

SpiderShoeCult,

this guy supply chains

Emerald,

then I won’t sell in the neighborhood. I’ll start a website, getgoodcrack4me.biz

FlyingSquid,
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“1 crack please, Mr. Dealer, sir.”

Emerald,

But that doesn’t mean that you’d get the full $20 if you take it to a scrapyard. Still pretty good though. A relative of mine searches dumpsters for metal stuff and gets good money selling it to scrapyards. They have a job and good money. I think they just do it as a sidehustle and for fun

feedum_sneedson,

That can’t be true, that seems incredibly cheap.

Asidonhopo, (edited )

Wait I can buy 5 lbs of copper for 20 dollars? Making ingots sounds like a blast. Or coinage!

Edit: this is high quality copper, right?

guiguinofake,

Dude is about to write a complaint letter to crackhead-nasir

smeg, in Thank the EU there’s a prominent “Reject” button nowadays

Don’t forget the “legitimate interest” cookies that you can’t even disable because the dickheads selling the ads think the law doesn’t apply to them!

CobblerScholar, in The world in 2024

Like Sunak actually gives a shit about “his” people.

johnfow,

like this street shitter is actually in charge

Siegfried,

It’s what? The 5th torie in a row? I feel like the people givrs a shit about the people

MaxVoltage, (edited ) in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!
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okay but how do i stop myself from eating the mollusk? thats barely 100 kcal

LEDZeppelin,

Oh, shucks

moriquende,

Eating the mollusk will enable you to drink the dirty water and have it filtered in your very own guts.

hungryphrog,

Let it filter the water and eat it afterwards.

surewhynotlem, in Niko it's your cousin

The longer I stare at this, the more W becomes TF.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why the bowling alley doesn’t show these screens too long. You’ll be F-ing the what.

TimewornTraveler,

why’s there a dog

gibmiser, in It's important for us to keep perspective...

Aaaand I thanked him for the opportunity!

Console_Modder, in Just a lil bit
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QuaffPotions, in Very basic expectations

I strongly want to erase the idea that soda is the beverage of gamers. Nerds are getting older now. We need to think about our blood sugar, cholesterol levels, and arthritis.

Tea, (unsweetened) coffee, and green smoothies are now the official drinks of gamers.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

This hits close to home.

Time to go make some more tea.

flicker,

(Unsweetened) coffee gang represent!

c0mbatbag3l,
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Half caf and whole milk baybee.

NorthWestWind,
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Why not just water

Funkytom467,
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A fellow hydrohomie

random_character_a,
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Although my country has very strict demands on tap water quality, my wife worked at a local water department and I know what kind of fuck-ups are working there, so I’m gonna pass.

NorthWestWind,
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You guys don’t boil water? In my country we will never directly drink tap water. Water is always boiled.

random_character_a, (edited )
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We only boil tap water when there is somekind of technical emergency and there is a chance that water quality is compromised.

Normally we drink directly from the tap. National limit for maximum bacterial spore count is 100x less than international limit for bottled water.

With some exeptions tap water is in most places pumped ground water.

navi,

Bubble tea gang

cashews_best_nut, in Beef Liners

This makes me feel sick

balderdash9,

Welcome to shitposting lmao

EdibleFriend,
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Like when you eat too much?

Encinos,

How do I delete someone else’s comment and their username?

EdibleFriend,
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I wish I could tag people like on RES so I would remember to remind you about this every time I see you.

erev, (edited ) in New Lemmy trend incoming
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the real crime is using Hershey’s or any other American milk chocolate 🤮

frezik,

As is usually the case for this kind of thing, there are tons of good chocolates from America. They just don’t come from major brand names.

For that matter, Nestlé is Swiss.

erev,
@erev@lemmy.world avatar

I specified American milk chocolate because American milk chocolate typically uses a more sour milk which gives it its distinctive flavour. Personally I can’t really stand it but to each their own.

frezik,

That’s a myth. Nobody is going to claim Hershey’s is quality chocolate, but they don’t use sour milk. Nor does American chocolate in general.

erev,
@erev@lemmy.world avatar

My phrasing was off, i didn’t mean to say that that actually used rancid or sour milk. Rather the flavor of butyric acid is commonplace in a lot of American chocolate. And it’s a flavor i quite despise (despite loving Hershey’s growing up), hence the preference for non-American chocolate. I understand that sweeping generalizations are almost never true, and that there are plenty of American chocolatiers who make chocolate without that distinct sour note, but that doesn’t denigrate the fact that you can go to most places in the states that sell chocolate and get something with a sour note. For many people they like that, I personally don’t.

afraid_of_zombies, in A lesson in Input Validation

I do hope when someone reads about a Christian Nationalism lawsuit going on they don’t find out what law office is representing the guy who wants to hurt gay people. Then find the fax number on their site, go get a temp email at all the free sites that provide it, go to a send fax over the Internet site, and send them long faxes.

AlecSadler,

I…never thought of this, thank you for the idea.

Railing5132,

An old trick you could do on old physical fax machines was to tape a couple of sheets of black construction paper together, feed them into the machine and tape them into a loop. Dial your special person and burn through all their toner. Of course, now it would just generate a bunch of emails.

Agent641,

Black fax - such an effective remote physical attack that fax companies had to actually hard-code a defence against it, to not print pages where there would be enough ink or toner dispensed that it could damage the machine or be a fire hazard

ouRKaoS,

Ahh, yes, the Infinifax™

I may have once pulled this with the Banana knock knock joke. Ran their machine out of paper.

rustyfish, in Merry christmas you weirdos
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

The good old Swedish tradition of eating Möbius Sausage on Christmas.

Blackout,
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Thank you! I thought it was some kind of paradox danish at first.

Meron35,

Can confirm, the extra dots on the o mean this is indeed Swedish

supernicepojo, in Gastronomical Masterpiece

Butter, parmesan, salt and pepper

Kusimulkku,

Cheese with rice? Damn

PeroBasta,

Remove butter, put EVO, remove parmisan, put Parmigiano Reggiano, you have a masterpiece

supernicepojo,

Agree, I dont have reliable access to EVOO or good parmigiana. If I had my way all the time it would be thyme and lavender and oregano infused olive oil with cucumbers as well as a three way mixed Parmigiana, Asiago, Oaxaca or dried mozarella.

Fluba,

I tried searching for EVO but just came up with a pan/bowl type. Could you tell an uninformed fool (me) what is EVO?

PeroBasta,

Extra virgin olive oil. I’m Italian :D

I get 5L per year from my uncle who produce it in Tuscany

Fluba,

Oh man, I should have known that. Thanks for the assist!

fulcrummed, in Here's your horoscope.

This is from Prosh! The students at University of Western Australia release their satirical newspaper “Prosh” once a year as a fundraiser for charity - flooding the streets of Perth in wild costumes selling the papers at intersections, train stations, cafes - anywhere people will be passing by. It’s a tradition, and quite the spectacle. Locals are greeted in the morning rush hour traffic by the most jovial, and largest group of young adults they’ve ever seen before 8 am - wondering why there are nurses and T Rexes and boys in sexy police skirts running through traffic. Then the penny drops, they fork over a fiver for a paper, and everyone goes about their day.

flambonkscious,

I love this!

Ashiette, in Shit story

This looks like someone’s fetish…

OmenAtom,

Anal vore

DarkDiamondK,
@DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world avatar

Still better than penis vore…

OmenAtom,

Idk homie i think going up the pooper is worse

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