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CluckN, in What do *you mean things so small we can't see them with the human eye? Are you crazy?

Dude just needed a better PR team.

“By the lords blessing washing your hands in holy water and soap allows Christ to deliver the baby”

People would’ve seen the decrease in mortality and he could’ve gotten a selfie with the pope.

bratosch,

But then he’d given The Imaginary Man undeserved credit, and who knows where medicine would be today? so I think it was all for the best

TexMexBazooka,

Yeaaa religion set humanity back far enough as is, we need to attribute as little as possible to it

Katana314,

Imagine if Jesus Christ himself was just a benevolent charlatan that tried to codify a good standard of conduct for all his followers (and was then sadly overinterpreted and used for the occasional hate-speech)

SkippingRelax,

Please continue

Duchess, in Bob and the bobcat
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You fool, the man is the bobcat!

thefartographer,

Animorphs!

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Oh my had that brings me back. What was the name of the alien again?

tired_lemming,

Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill

Man, I miss that series.

Burninator05, in The advancement of humanity

My take away is that while I can’t eat this wrapper, any other wrappers that do not explicitly tell me not to eat them can and should be eaten.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t say the wrapper is inedible, it just says not to eat it. They’re not the boss of me!

Viking_Hippie,

And they’re not so big!

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe, in Why do it
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Spelunking is great fun when you prepare properly.

Squeezes are not advisable.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Hey spelunking is perfectly normal for anyone, spelunk all you want in the privacy of your own home. Just dont go into caves.

MrFappy,

Ass-spelunking is the most fun. I was introduced to the practice by South Park BLaU.

suckaduck,
@suckaduck@feddit.nl avatar

Always clear your browser history first

Rolder,

I’ll go in a cave no problem but anything where I can’t turn or move freely is a big old nope. And if it seems unstable or whatnot I’m out of there.

Mandarbmax, in Cope

OP is cringe and vitamin deficient.

Oka, in How was your day?

This is probably Hollywood Blvd, not Disneyland

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

same thing

NaoPb,

What is with your username?

jana,

It’s redacted

psud, (edited )

My client doesn’t show their redaction unless I visit their user page. I see them as MaxVoltage@lemmy.world

altima_neo, (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Lol yeah. I was thinking it was those people on the street in touristy spots that jump in your photos and charge you for the pleasure.

whofearsthenight,

Almost def. if it was Disneyland, it’s probably about 30 seconds before this person was fired because the mouse doesn’t play when it comes to shit like this.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The Minnie costume looks way cheaper than the ones they use in Disneyland and the background doesn’t look like anywhere in the park, either. My second guess after Hollywood would be Vegas.

merc, in Success is built through GAMBA

If you’re rich you can afford to gamble, lose and try again.

If you’re poor, you can gamble, win, and then have to spend your winnings helping out your family and community. Like, paying for the operation your uncle needs but couldn’t afford, or helping mom’s friend from church avoid losing her home.

This is a reason that a lot of poor-person owned businesses don’t grow. They may start strong, but then the business owner has trouble continuing to invest.

vivadanang,

very well put.

Unaware7013, in Underappreciated humour

Billiam has been my favorite for years. My buddy will was always annoyed

TheOakTree,

Bobert, eventually known as Boberto, really didn’t really appreciate that the names stuck

peopleproblems,

I know a Billy Bob (he does not appreciate using those names instead of William Robert) but I need to take it to the next level now.

Billiiam Boberto

TheOakTree,

Billiam Boberto is a glorious name, I don’t see why anyone would object to that.

InternetCitizen2,

Billiam Gates?

cam_i_am,

I had an aunt and uncle named Hillary and William.

Usually known as Hil and Bill.

Occasionally known as Hillary and Billary 😄

hakunawazo,

Hillbilly?

FirstPitchStrike, in Underappreciated humour

My sister calls my dog Bessie and I'm like, bitch she ain't a cow. If you need more name than Bess her full name is Bessica.

wrath_of_grunge,
@wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social avatar

really missed an opportunity for Bessaphine.

TheOakTree,

Bessebel

Klear,

Bessther

Slovene,

Bessty. Or Besstiality.

asteriskeverything, in Discord rule

Now if it was mostly female strangers it would be at least understandable.

RGB3x3,

Yeah, that was a weird way to put that. Clearly nobody in that group has social skills.

ininewcrow, in Who here wants radiation?
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FlyingSquid, in Can you hear the drums?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Tangentially related- My name is the same as that of a 1970s song title and chorus and I worked in a place where a co-worker spoke that line to me every time he saw me every single day. I wanted to kill him by the time I left. I also hate that song. And no, I won’t tell you what song.

Kase,

Bohemian Rhapsody /s

altasshet,

Rasputin?

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

I feel you. I was in junior high when the matrix came out. My last name is Anderson. I fucking hated that shit. Misteeer Anderson… Inevitably they would wait for me to say My name is neo but they didn’t get it.

Ziglin,

pretty please :>

FlyingSquid, (edited )
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll just say that it was not Mandy by Barry Manilow. Because they didn’t name boys Mandy back then.

EDIT: No wait, there’s Mandy Patinkin. Anyway, my name isn’t Mandy.

AngryCommieKender,

Gotcha, Sue.

Mercury,

It’s gotta be Roxanne.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Damn it, you figured it out!

Noodle07,

It’s a cute name too, but yeah it would pop into my head every time I hear your name

cashews_best_nut,

Roxanne!

🎶🎶 You don’t have to put on the red light 🎶🎶

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

My favourite version of that song:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn0xXo1gwGY

drislands,

Or Jolene!

ScrollerBall,

Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown?

pennomi, in look within

It took a while to understand why this was so deeply unsettling to me… it’s not that the eyeball rolls back into the head to look at the brain, it’s that the eyeball itself somehow has an eyelid…

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

and it disappears in the last panel

Klaymore,
@Klaymore@sh.itjust.works avatar

And the brain has an eyeball…

HerbalGamer, in Fuck them right in the...?
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

i don’t know what bussy means and at this point I’m to afraid to ask.

erev,
@erev@lemmy.world avatar

boy pussy, so just a man’s ass

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

thank you

tacosanonymous,

I’ve also heard both “back” and “butt.”

madcaesar,

Ooooohhh 🤣

HappyFrog,

And then there’s wussy, or woman bussy

Donebrach, in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

sure those same lads are on here saying bidets are unsanitary and confusing.

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