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EsteemedRectangle, in That's certainly one way to smooth things out...

Well take a shower, for fuck’s sake

Kolanaki, in Ps1 Walter White
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“Nice Gordon Freeman costume.”

Kidplayer_666,

Gorman Freedan

Gradually_Adjusting,
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Gordon Freebase

ininewcrow,
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Gorgon Freezer

STRIKINGdebate2, in (Bad) dog owners be like
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There’s tons of friendly and well raised pitbulls. Y’all just never here about them because the news doesn’t make scary stories about them. Yall have a negativity bias

iAmTheTot,
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Negativity bias? Fact bias.

Pit bulls are the single mostly likely breed to be involved in a bite incident. Over 22% of all bite incidents are pit bulls. Not only that, they are the single most likely breed to be involved in a fatal attack.

So they bite the most, and their attacks are most often the deadliest.

ChonkyOwlbear,

Chihuahua are easily bigger biters than pits. They just don’t get reported.

Jaderick,

Speculation, but also no shit Sherlock if it is true, if a chihuahua bites you you can punt it across the room. You can’t do the same with a stocky pitbull.

EatYouWell,

Not with that attitude you can’t.

PhlubbaDubba, (edited )

Those stats are a result of shitty reporting by cops who are likely to just list any breed they can’t immediately give two fucks to confirm as a pit.

A rather famous incident quickly dropped off the radar once it turned out that the dog that attacked the victim was actually a golden retriever.

Not to mention how these stats are most of the time introduced as dogwhistles (ignore the pun) for similar mis/disinformation about black people since pits and pit mixes are frequently considered a “black people dog breed.”

A lot of the same framing too, “they’re too dangerous to be part of white society!”, “all they know is how to be violent!”, “they’re a danger to white women and children!”

Viking_Hippie,

ignore the pun

I refuse! celebrates the pun

GBU_28,

I have a bite scar on my leg and can’t get over it

Doomsider,

I know several people with scars on their faces from pitbulls. Four of them had to get reconstructive surgery.

I grew up with one so I am not a hater, but I know they can be very dangerous especially around other dogs.

ArcaneSlime,

I know someone with a scar on her face and a deep seeded fear of dogs because she was attacked by…a boston terrier. I guess we should just ruthlessly slaughter any animal with teeth just to be safe.

Doomsider,

People should be mindful not everyone wants your dog up in their face. My wife developed a severe allergy to dogs but her coworkers love to parade their doggies into her work area all the time. Welcome to Alaska I guess.

Zagorath, in Duo out here teaching me the essentials
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The lack of the word “and” in the number there made this parse really weirdly in my brain.

Instead of “I play with 615 giraffes”, I read it as “I play with 600 15-giraffes”. I don’t know what a 15-giraffe is, but it sounds like it might be an unstable isotope or something.

criitz,

Thanks for spelling out why this felt wrong to me

Zagorath,
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Yeah, as far as I can tell it’s normal in America to say 615 as “six hundred fifteen”, whereas the rest of the anglosphere would say “six hundred and fifteen”.

The fact that the line break happened to be right where the word “and” was missing probably made it even harder to parse correctly.

aBundleOfFerrets,

Funny enough, I was taught that including the “and” was explicitly wrong in first grade! (American here)

ArmokGoB,

TIL it’s not explicitly wrong

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

Me too. I still don’t know why.

criitz, (edited )

Im American. I might read the number 615 as “six hundred fifteen” in some cases. Like if I was counting.

But I would not say “six hundred fifteen giraffes”, I would say “six hundred and fifteen giraffes”

CleoTheWizard,
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To note, we don’t say “sixhundredfifteen”, we say it more like they’re separate numbers so it’s like there’s a silent “and” in there. Sometimes its not silent and it sounds like “six hundred ‘n fifteen” with a very subtle N in there.

misophist,

It may be a regional thing. I learned English while I was in the states and we learnt “six hundred and fifteen” if you’re saying the digit-place words (hundred, thousand, etc), but “six fifteen” would also be correct. “Six hundred fifteen” was acceptable, but not preferred, and “six and fifteen” is not used.

Viking_Hippie, in Motivational

No way! At 40, I’m the perfect age to make TWO Microsofts! Or one Megahard!

Kolanaki,
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I can make Orange. All we do is take other people’s ideas, make them look a little nicer and charge 1000% more.

HerbalGamer,
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like the telephone company?

nolight,

I’ve never seen capitalism explained better than this.

Wogi,

Or conquer all of Asia and kill enough people, and cause enough children to be a significant part of the gene pool for thousands of years

Viking_Hippie,

Oppan Ghenghis style!

Whoresradish, in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

The customer wants the brand new website we are building them to be able to load data from several types of excel files and then email them an excel file with results. Please shoot me…

droans,

What’s the use case?

Like for anything financial, Excel files are preferable.

Although I will say this. Companies are lying when they say they want Excel exports. They don’t. They want CSV but they don’t know the difference.

Patches,

Sometimes it’s okay to fire a client.

bobs_monkey, (edited )

Some of my clients I’d like to actually set on fire

WaxedWookie,

Like… into the sun with an oversized circus cannon?

Maalus,

That’s… a normal usecase? Importing exporting excel files?

Whoresradish,

It can be sometimes. I do a simple import in one of my personal projects. In case for the client, for over 20 years they have used excel to make all CRUD changes and now they get to build a brand spanking new website to do all of those CRUD changes and they still want to do it in excel.

EatYouWell,

That makes sense if they’re transitioning people who have been doing it the old way for 20 years.

Socsa, (edited )

Customer wants a database, but has the MBA learning disability? Yes, literally the primary use of excel. Microsoft would go bankrupt without MBA brain rot.

Patches,

My client has an MBA. Please be gentle with him

My sides. 😂

BulbasaurBabu, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

I… I already did pronounce the L 😔

Sargteapot,

Freak

Moc,

Go ahead and pronounce the a in freak, nothing matters anymore

DAMunzy,

American and urban? I’ve noticed that all a lot of black people in and near cities pronounce the L. I always get a chuckle and they look at me like I’m a pompous British/French general from the 1800s or an idiot that can’t pronounce Ls.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

In Vermont we also pronounce the L however the N is dropped.

DAMunzy,

So interesting how different it can be!

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Yea I’m finding the bulk of the Vermont accent is just stressing the beginning of words and mumbling the least letter. So lie we kinn a sou liee thihs all the timee. It was pretty jarring moving to Florida after growing up around folks that talked like that.

Chickenstalker, (edited ) in Crypto genius

Let’s go one further:

  1. Get turned into a vampire
  2. Buy crypto
  3. Go sleep in your coffin for 100 years
  4. ???
  5. Profit
independantiste, (edited )
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar
  1. Profit

  2. Realize it’s at 0$

  3. Cry

  4. Remember you bought doge because Elon Musk said so

  5. Cry

WashedOver, in Why do it
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This photo gave me the heebee geebees… I’m left asking why and do I have claustrophobia now as a result?

Shapillon,

I’m claustrophobic and shouldn’t have seen this post before sleeping…

Darken,
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Only one way to find out

lowleveldata,

therapist?

groucho,
@groucho@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Two ways to find out!

Damage, in Angry bald man

Why would I want people to fear me?

HonoraryMancunian,

Because you can’t get them to love you

ILikeBoobies, in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

They just attribute it to them winning and now they have to keep fighting for freedom

thecarninja,

Too real.

FlyingSquid, in oh no a memes subreddit about my condition that I specifically searched for
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Of all the things to criticize Reddit for, taking steps to protect people from seeing material that might cause them real trauma doesn’t feel like one of them.

moosetwin,
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sorry

MissJinx, (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I have PTSD ans animal cruelty or harm is a major trigger and I have being forced to “deal with it”. Google keeps showing me PETA publicity that literally makes me feel like dying.

AnAngryAlpaca, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Zombie outbreak and owning a jeep? Now you got two problems!

hakunawazo, (edited )

And both problems are connected to the jeep?

enjoytemple, in Safe to say peanuts into a US school too?
@enjoytemple@kbin.social avatar

Well fun fact time I guess: in Taiwanese, bullets are sometimes refered as "peanuts." "Be my guest and have some peanuts" can actually mean "I will shoot you dead."

seth,

That doesn’t sound very fun, it’s a phrase I would find hard to turn down on the off-chance it was meant peacefully and deliciously. :(

enjoytemple,
@enjoytemple@kbin.social avatar

We do love (edible) peanuts here so it's at least 50/50 chance!

Ilovethebomb, in Glad it's almost over

Does anyone actually do any those challenges? I always thought it was a joke.

Donkter,

The communities for both of those challenges are so far apart that I doubt anyone does both.

Ilovethebomb,

Does anyone actually do either though?

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can confirm, at least one person has done NNN and no shave november. It’s really easy, you just have to not do a thing and you’re set

papalonian,

A lot of people do No Shave November, I assume anyone who says they do No Nut November is joking and I’ve never heard of the book one until now

Fridgeratr,

I’m doing no shave and trying to grow a beard. It’s not going very well lol, it looks like shit

Ilovethebomb,

It takes at least a month to get past the itchy and scraggly stage into something dignified.

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