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paddirn, in Mouth

We had parakeets and lovebirds that would do the same thing, they’re either really stupid or really trusting or both. Seeing how gross birds can be sometimes with just at-will pooping made it feel disgusting though, like they were gonna poop in my mouth at any moment.

0ops,

Do birds poop at-will? I swear they poop subconsciously

LemmysMum,

Cloacas don’t have a sphincter.

paddirn,

They just poop whenever and wherever, doesn’t matter where they’re at, maybe it’s subconsciously and they just don’t even care. However, their almost perfect aim in hitting my car seems to suggest they have some amount of control over the process.

Tylerdurdon,

Birds poop whenever because they have no anus. They just poop.

0ops,

Cloaca is the word of day!

Agent641,

I have no anus and I must poop

Tylerdurdon,

Then you have pooped!

TheBlue22, in No excuses

I’m in a car my gamer

balderdash9, (edited ) in Medicine has really changed
The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Lol, this is definitely the more accurate take

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t forget the baby. They did it for babies as well.

Madison420, (edited )

I don’t think they did, the concept babies didn’t feel pain persisted well into the 1980s.

In the late nineteenth, and first half of the twentieth century[citation needed], doctors were taught that babies did not experience pain, and were treating their young patients accordingly. From needle sticks to tonsillectomies to heart operations were done with no anaesthesia or analgesia, other than muscle relaxation for the surgery.[citation needed] The belief was that in babies the expression of pain was reflexive and, owing to the immaturity of the infant brain, the pain could not really matter.[37]

HATEFISH, in Thanks Shane you beautiful Irish Bard

The No Use for a Name cover was my first exposure to the song for any punk fans. Unfortunately the Pogues didn’t seem all that well known (or at least discussed/played) in my neck of the woods.

RIP_Cheems, in Japanese chip flavors
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

The good kind.

SocialMediaRefugee, in No nut November is finally over but...

I hope it is fiber February then

jbk, in No nut November is finally over but...

Fuck I failed already

Slow, in Shitpost expert

Shampoo

Mr_Blott,

Shampoop

HikingVet, in Let's get Disturbed

The only heavy metal in the tin man is the lead soldering.

discostjohn,

I heard you’re into (non) heavy metal

HikingVet,

I’m just into metal in general…

Not sex though.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer, in Mouth

Is anyone here old enough to remember the crunchy chick from Fable?

RGB3x3,

Yes! I love that it gave you 2 evil every time you ate one.

TheSlad,

Me strolling up to that one Demon Door with a bulk bag of crunchy chicks, 'bout to get some loot.

Asclepiaz,

😋

Slow, in Romantic gesture

There are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.

768,

“My disappointment…”

EmergMemeHologram,

There’s nothing wrong with this picture except that the noodles look overdone, the sauce looks bland, and it’s going to stain that pillow so should be on a plate.

philthi,

There are no noodles in this picture

Enkers,
bleistift2,

Noodles are a type of food made from unleavened dough which is either rolled flat and cut, stretched, or extruded, into long strips or strings.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodle

How are these not noodles?

kuberoot,

According to your quote, noodles are long, and they’re strips or strings

bleistift2,

Noodles are […] made into a variety of shapes.

EmergMemeHologram,

Penne is extruded, and relative to macaroni it’s long.

kuberoot,

They’re extruded, but not into strips or strings. I’d argue they’re not long enough to be described as “long”, but that part is certainly imprecise

ChairmanMeow,
@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

This is penne, not noodles.

AnonWyo,

A penne for your thoughts?

therealjcdenton, in Kids are brutal

Ah yes the burnt Quesadilla of '19

pete_the_cat, in Safe to say peanuts into a US school too?

What does the title even mean?

SPRUNT,

OP is salty about the growing impact of peanut allergies.

TSG_Asmodeus, (edited )

Meme: Use this gun to sneak a snickers into a movie theatre.

Title: (you could also say) You could also sneak peanuts into a school. (EDIT: Sorry I misunderstood the confusing part. In some schools in the US you cannot bring in peanuts due to some people having an anaphylactic shock when around peanuts.)

FQQD, in Romantic gesture

Would still eat tho

Norgur,

Combat food waste!

Empricorn,

And unseasoned pillows!

Norgur,

And the person who decided to serve those pillow pasta without Parmesan!

LifeOfChance, in Japanese chip flavors

I fucken wish we had sick packages like this! Shopping would be so much fun!

LemmyKnowsBest,

until our Western society has evolved to such levels of fun, here’s this in the meantime.

LifeOfChance,

That is just amazing!

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