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fossphi, in Salamander

Hey hey hey, why and how are you in my bedroom with a camera‽

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Because I’m the discovery channel

LinkOpensChest_wav, in When you see it

“Where’d you get it? At the nice butt store?”

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I find that’s usually where they come from

Zoidsberg, in The Krusty Krab was rigged from the start
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What in the goddamn?

Tkpro,

I think it’s a Fallout:New Vegas reference

Zoidsberg,
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So was my comment. Its what Benny says when he sees you alive at the casino.

FluorideMind,

Woosh

random_character_a, in How I cannot be worry??
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People usually worry because “Can you do something about it -> Yes” involves something unpleasant or work intensive stuff with strict time limit.

Risk,

I’m not sure I’d agree with that generalisation.

Is that why you personally worry about something?

random_character_a,
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Yes, I’m lazy and surrounded by even lazier deadbeats.

GladiusB,
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When the pain of the solution is less than the pain of the problem, things change.

Sheeple,
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I usually worry because “Can you do something about is” is an uncertain variable where I’m not sure how much control I truly have

slaacaa,

Also, just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Maybe it’s a small problem, so you decide to ignore it, and you choose to focus on other, more important things.

SuckMyWang,

No no, all this nuance and logic ruins the meme. Life and the human brain is simple and boils down to a few easy steps

Toes, in Salamander

My dog makes this face when he doesn’t wanna come in the house

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Mine makes this face when he doesn’t want to go out. It’s cold here!

atx_aquarian, in Science bro beatdown
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“If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.” Newton knew that knowledge evolves. He wouldn’t be an adversary to progress, as he saw its natural course, himself.

nxdefiant,

Yeah, but he only said that after his lightsaber battle with Einstein.

Kusimulkku, in cool phone trick

Look from the charger port

Uhh, what

Octopus1348, (edited )
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They meant like this:

https://lemy.lol/pictrs/image/2cbdca84-f77d-47d3-a788-495e24b9d93a.jpeg

Only using one eye can also help in reading it.

Kusimulkku,

I’m reading this post through my charging port and I can’t see anything

Octopus1348,
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This is a joke, right?

Kusimulkku,

Yea

SayJess, in Extreme Grandpa
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His name is Robert Maddox. His YouTube Channel is pretty awesome.

be_excellent_to_each_other, (edited )
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Wow that's going to be a rabbit hole. How amazing. The first one I watched was the rocket skateboard. (specifically this one: https://youtu.be/6JsOoQTHRuA )This man is going to die doing what he loves. The rocket sleigh was pretty insane too. Coolest new thing I've seen in a long time. Thanks for saying who it was.

ATDA,

Gives me Clarkson vibes when he said something to the effect of he wants to slide backwards into heaven in a flaming swedish sports car, get out and ask “did your see that!?”

TranscendentalEmpire,

Wow, I haven’t seen this dude since he made the video about his pulse jet bike like 10-15 years ago. I had to double check that it was the same dude, went from looking like a young dad to a grandpa real quick.

MasterNerd,
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It’s Colin Furzes’s long-lost uncle

Ghostalmedia, in I don't get it
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BestBy 07 SEPT 18

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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UtMan1988, in Flat Roof Pub

God, I’d love to see the American variant of this for New Jersey Diners

ininewcrow,
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Whatever it is it will involve getting shot … every day of the week … multiple times … by patrons or the police or both

terminhell,

It’s a toss up between Denny’s or Waffle House. At least the ones near me.

MonkRome, in The four houses dads belong to.

Meh, I have Bosch, Ryobi, DeWalt, Ego, Ridgid. Why not just by the best according to cost/benefit for each thing. Corporate loyalty is dumb. I get the battery thing, but I’m pretty sure I got most of the tools at a good enough price to make the different batteries irrelevant.

Nomecks,

Battery and charger sprawl?

MonkRome,

Not all my tools are battery operated, corded jigsaw, sander, miter saw, table saw, etc. Not all the batteries hold the same purpose and would need a different charger either way. An electric drill and leaf blower need entirely different levels of power. In the grand scheme of things I think I only overlapped charging systems once.

Nomecks,

I think you’ve missed the point of this thread.

MonkRome,

That we should all argue about which of the crappy budget brands is the best just because they have a unified battery system? No thanks.

HeavyDogFeet,
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I don’t have many tools (or any children) but if I’m buying a bunch of battery operated stuff, you can be sure it’s all going to be able to use the same batteries and chargers.

MonkRome,

I’ve only overlapped charging systems of the same type once. It’s really not a big deal.

HeavyDogFeet,
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I’m sure you’re right and it wouldn’t be an issue, but I’m anal about reducing redundancy and complication wherever I can. If I can have one place to charge everything and don’t have to check what belongs to what, I’ll do it.

superbirra, in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

it’s meta and some assembly is required: the meme is the broken response so you can screenshot it and post on lemmy

MacNCheezus,
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I know how to recycle my trash

superbirra,

much appreciated!

EvokerKing,

The response isn’t even broken. It’s not finished. It gives responses in markdown, same as Lemmy. That is the syntax for a picture embed, it’s just still typing the rest and it doesn’t show it until it’s finished typing.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

I analyzed it in another comment: the header says the image is 300x300px 8-bit RGBA but the data is invalid. Most viewers will notice that and show an error.

However, the syntax it used for embedding images is valid, as data:image/png;base64, is the start of a valid image URL and you can use it like other image URLs in supported Markdown interpretors.

Example, using the 103-byte Google Maps’ sea tiles, and a 178-byte GIF:


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</span>

renders as

Google Maps sea map tile wink.gif

Works in the default web interface

Redward, in When you let boomers run social media accounts

I have been using edge for more it’s bing chat engine to make the ai make my fetish materials

MeatsOfRage,

“Cheeseburgers with large breasts, extra meaty, huge buns, wearing a strap on, lettuce hanging out the side, 8k, flash photography, Terry Richardson, Ronald McDonald”

0ops,

We serve food here sir

Flax_vert,

Instance checks out

Zink, in How I cannot be worry??

I’ve gotten decent at this, but it has taken years of practicing the skill, plus trying various medications. Not to mention a couple of job losses during covid.

The fun combo of adhd and anxiety made this a necessity if I wanted to generally enjoy life.

The ability to not worry about shit sounds simple, but it is much easier said than done. It’s like a muscle that you have to exercise and build up.

Here are the elevator pitched for three topics that helped me:

Mediation/mindfulness: I listened to some Buddhist talks, and liked the way some of them explained focusing on your breath and stepping back to observe your own emotions without embracing those feelings at the time. And you have compassion for yourself, and not judge things negatively. Just observe what is. It’s something you can practice at any time, and the more you do it, the more you can stay in that state while doing other things. There is also a big component of controlling your desires, because those are often a big component of suffering.

Philosophy: around the same time, I was reading stoic philosophy. Marcus Aurelius is the big name there. The bottom line is that regardless of what happens to you, the way that you internally process it and react to it is what really determines how it affects your life & mental state. So with practice, time, and sometimes medication, you are more and more in control of your mental state and how things affect you.

Acceptance and commitment therapy (ACT): The world around you is what it is, so instead of worrying about things you can’t control, you accept the true state of things and then filter that through your personal values to decide how to act.

Some common themes here, to be sure. Along with being able to better control your thoughts and emotions, it’s about finding contentment and tranquility in whatever your life looks like. Not because everything is great, but because your mental state is much more important than reacting how you “should” react.

Paradachshund,

I just wanted to say I appreciate the way you wrote this and didn’t hide the fact it’s taken you a lot of work, and is an ongoing practice. I see these types of things get suggested far too often without that context. “Just meditate” really takes away from how much discipline over years or a lifetime it takes. There’s nothing easy or quick about it, and it takes a lot of courage to keep it up.

Zink,

Thanks, I appreciate your reply!

And yeah, I guess it’s easy to gloss over the ongoing nature sometimes. People think “how do I fix myself” but there isn’t ever a fix. There are incremental improvements as long as you’re working at it. But then one day, you look back and realize it has accumulated into a big difference.

Pumafred9, in Science bro beatdown

Because science is a liar sometimes.

AreaKode,

I won’t change my mind, cause I don’t have to. Cause I’m an American. I won’t change my mind on anything, regardless of the facts that are set out before me. I’m dug in, and I’ll never change.

Pumafred9,

Rock, flag and eagle!

HRDS_654,

Science is fallible though. Everyone would do themselves a service to remember that. A scientific fact is the best answer we have with the available information we have at the moment. That is the beauty of science, it’s willing to change if better evidence presents itself.

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