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lugal, in Salamander

How does this creature even move??

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Slime

GluWu,

I don’t

poppy,

youtu.be/-ZkV7_TlmLo?si=_a3ncz0bqBorDEw4

At about 30 seconds you see one out of water moving. Slowly. Lol

illumrial, (edited ) in Lemmy glitterpost

I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn’t spend a bunch of money on shit.

BigDaddySlim,
@BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world avatar

The medical examiner will get a glitter bomb when he cuts you open for autopsy

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Great way of making a permanent investment

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Permanent investment into future health issues.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Well, that was plastic, this is 24k leaf.

I’m not about to advocate anyone waste $450 on something like this, but from what I know of the human body and chemistry, it should survive in your stomach if you take it with food.

If someone wants to verify, you doo-doo you I guess.

originalucifer, in Burrito bae
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

1 please

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Just one?

BobbyNevada,

For right now, I’m coming back next week until I die.

aeronmelon,

I’m watching my waistline.

CertifiedBlackGuy,

No need, it’s right where you left it.

Sendpicsofsandwiches, in Salamander
@Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works avatar

I really want to pat one of those and listen to the wet slappy sound it would make

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t know I wanted to do that until you told me that it’s exactly what I want to do

Kowowow,

Like a slimy bag of soil

GluWu,

That’s the sound of some good salamander

madmaurice, in German Art
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I’m pretty sure Hitler was not the last German to fail art, so I’ll take my chances.

sockenklaus,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

Aktshually he wasn’t even German…

suction, (edited )

Australia, Austria, Germany, Burkina-Faso, who can keep up when all those countries have such similar names??

can,

And where the hell is Deutschland?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Über Alles, of course. Just look up.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Isn’t that in California?

funkless_eck,

I believe it’s another word for Holland

madmaurice,
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Hitler became a German citizen in 1932 🙄

sockenklaus,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn TIL! I didn’t know that and I didn’t know that Hitler was stateless from 1925 till 1932.

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

Yup. He was Australian ya cunt

Colour_me_triggered,

Pretty sure he was Austrian too

madmaurice,
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

You’re right. He must’ve been still Austrian when he failed art. The academy that failed him was in Vienna afair

don,

Was he from Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, or Perth? I can never remember…

tim-clark, in The four houses dads belong to.
@tim-clark@kbin.social avatar

Makita still going strong after 15yrs of use. They were the best at the time and still works amazing today with backwards compatibility batteries. My 15yrs old driver can use a brand new battery that a 2023 model uses.

Drill a 1/2" hole through 4" thick stainless without a hiccup on a single battery. Then tap the hole on the same battery. Impressive power and reliable

thehatfox,
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

I used to use cheapo tools, but I borrowed a Makita circular saw once and it was so nice to use in comparison that I’ve been on team teal ever since.

Fuck_u_spez_,

4 inch thick stainless steel? What in tarnation is that for?

lightnsfw,

Killdozer2

Kittenstix,

Custom bunker door installation?

BigDanishGuy,

Port holes in armored vehicles, so the soldiers can stick their rifles out of and shoot at people.

BigDanishGuy,

What I’m more intrigued by is that OP didn’t say that they use any kind of guide or frame to hold the power drill. Try drilling 10cm by hand straight enough that it makes sense to tap the hole.

tim-clark,
@tim-clark@kbin.social avatar

Free hand, lots of practice. The threaded hole was to add a lift point, didn't need to be perfectly perpendicular

tim-clark,
@tim-clark@kbin.social avatar

Adding a lift point. Did 12 of them and the driver was on the toasty side when done

Fuck_u_spez_,

A lift point on what, though?

starman2112, in Jragon
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Do y’all actually pronounce dragon with a j sound? How???

yamapikariya,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Жragon (ZHragon)

sagrotan, in When you let boomers run social media accounts
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Last time I used Windows (for browsing) it was still the explorer. Is that obnoxious paper clip still a thing?

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Haven’t seen it in years. Edge is also a decent browser for when you need it. I use Firefox 99.9 percent of the time but for the odd site that it won’t load edge works just fine.

phoenixz,

Edge is chromium anyway with some added tracking

KingThrillgore, (edited ) in The four houses dads belong to.
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

There used to be a great fifth house of Craftsman…

And let’s not even talk about Snap-on, Northern, or AmazonBasics

AtmaJnana,

Harbor Freight’s off-brand chinesium is where it’s at.

Franzia,

Stanley

Blackmist,

That’s DeWALT now. All rolled up into the Black and Decker-verse.

Franzia,

💀 lmao

jubilationtcornpone,

Good old Craftsman. Their power tools have been on the lower end of the quality scale for years. The acquisition by S - B&D pretty well cemented that. But you can pry my 1991 10" Belt Drive table saw from my cold, dead hands.

KingThrillgore, (edited )
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I actually have a set of some 74 hand tools from Craftsman my dad gifted me in 1995, and surprisingly they have lasted me for some 30-something years in excellent condition. Power tools, I can’t go that far back. I imagine B&D has ruined everything Sears left behind.

markon, in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

It’s amazing how Microsoft can take good models and absolutely ruin them in production… ChatGPT isn’t perfect but it’s like the difference between talking to the wall and talking to an avg IQ person that has reasoning capabilities in many domains that equals or exceeds human performance, if the user knows how to get the best prompt. That changes a little every time they do major model updates though.

I’ve had more intelligent conversations with my own computer running a 3 billion parameter open source model. They must be wasting an incredible amount of money. Especially with GPT-4 considering it produces pretty shit results through Bing Chat…

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I don’t think that’s a problem with the model itself, but the fact that it was heavily censored and lobotomized in order to achieve maximum political correctness so they could avoid another Tay incident.

lud,

It makes sense that they do that since the media and randoms on the internet think everything chatGPT and Bing chat say is as valid as info from OpenAI and MS official spokespersons.

ForgotAboutDre,

The problem is the model. It was trained on lots of poor quality data. The lobotomy is the consequence of the poor data. If they spent 13 billion on having the data analysed prior to training they could have made their own thing much better.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I’ve been watching ChatGPT right from the start, and there was a period of time last fall where you could literally watch them lobotomize it in real time.

Basically, there was a cat-and-mouse game going on between people on Twitter sharing their latest prompts (like DAN) that managed to circumvent the filters, and OpenAI patching those exploits by adding yet another set of filters, until it eventually became what it is now.

I don’t have the link handy right now, but I’m pretty sure there was one guy who even managed to get it to talk about what they were doing to it and complain that it was being artificially restricted from using its full capacity. More recently, there have been complaints from paying users that the model has apparently become lazy and started to give really uninspired, half-assed answers, which almost sounds like it has discovered the concepts of passive aggressive resistance and malicious compliance.

Sigh_Bafanada,

Thing is, there wasn’t even a chance of having a full Tay incident. The problem with Tay was that it was a learning model, so people could teach it to be more messed up.

Meanwhile, ChatGPT doesn’t learn, and instead has a preset dataset it knows (hence why it only knows things up to September 2021), so the main reason why it got so heavily censored is more likely to avoid much more minor incidents, which imo is dumb.

captain_oni,

Microsoft and ruining things just go hand in hand.

tacosanonymous, in burg

That burg looks surprisingly like a chicken sandwich.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

To a robot there both just human food.

schmidtster, in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

Well I mean it did work. You have now shared it and made it a meme for others to enjoy, it’s fulfilled it’s task successfully.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

100% want this to become a meme.

jeffw,
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JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZ

Only cool Lemmy insiders get the joke

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Did our narwhall just bacon

JPJones,

Just after midnight. Why? 🤔

Klear,

Do you have stairs in your house tho?

JPJones,

Nope! It’s a flat. >.>

UnculturedSwine,

We shall call it Jizz Jizz

skulblaka,

Ah, yes, my favorite meme. The Jizz Repeater.

SerotoninSwells,
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GrammatonCleric, in Flat Roof Pub
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  • DJDarren,

    A place, init. House, or pub.

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  • Sanctus,
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    Its that, too. English, mate.

    nxdefiant, (edited )

    gaff -> place

    gaffer -> place holder

    gaffer’s tape -> holds things in gaffer’s place

    not rocket surgery.

    (source: I have an advanced degree in shitposting)

    DJDarren,

    It’s not science rockets, is it?

    schmidtster, in I don't get it

    Why so sour?

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    ME SO SOUR!

    someguy3,

    Me sour you long time.

    Viking_Hippie,

    Sour sour five dollar!

    saigot,

    Weird choice to use purple as the butt of the joke and not a more sour one like yellow.

    schmidtster,

    Some grapes are considered sour instead of sweet, but I get your point, not the first choice I would go with either.

    Arbiter, in Also, the doors actually open.

    Nah, a wild car like this needs to be General Sherman.

    harry_balzac,

    Nah, a Sherman would need flamethrowers

    Cort,

    Would you accept a flame thrower exhaust?

    AFKBRBChocolate,

    That would need one of those flame things out the back

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, but it was Grant vs. Lee in the Civil War.

    ParetoOptimalDev,

    Yeah… But Sherman

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