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Pumafred9, in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

You should say something else.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Something else

MaxHardwood,

Surely they didn’t mean that

CosmicTurtle,

I did mean that. And don’t call me Shirley.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?

originalucifer, in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

ha, they will be pretty no more if those bags go off

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Pretty bloody

blotz, in Follow me for more recipes
@blotz@lemmy.world avatar

Ai shit

XEAL,

Well, it’s way easier than making the shot for real

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

I would upvote and comment with more vigour if they took the time to actually make this in real life.

blotz,
@blotz@lemmy.world avatar

Why even make the effort of thinking of a title or body? I’ll just ask chatgpt to write the title for me.

XEAL,

¯_(ツ)_/¯

crusty,

I suppose it’s better than wasted food

The_Eminent_Bon, in Follow me for more recipes

Thats some big ass almonds

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

How many almonds do you think is the right amount of almonds?

The_Eminent_Bon,

If you’re allergic to almonds, 1

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar
SuperIce,

I guess AI hasn’t yet figured out the correct size for almonds.

TrueStoryBob,

We’ve got to stop size-shaming almonds.

gogosempai, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
@gogosempai@programming.dev avatar

60 frames per hour easy…

irmoz, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

FlaminGoku,

Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is “random” / “weird” / “coming out of thin air”

It’s silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with

So,

irmoz,

Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is “random” / “weird” / “coming out of thin air”

How?

smeg,

“I can’t think of a good intro for my joke and am a slave to trends”

renzev,

A surprising amount of people get their knickers in a twist over it, which is pretty funny tbh. I like to put it in a lot of my memes just to piss people off haha

smeg,

Consider my knickers twisted!

Kanda,

It accomplishes the text “No one:”

irmoz, (edited )

But why

Sunfoil,

It implies a lack of justification, like there is no good reason girls hands are like that. Not sure why everyone is confused. It’s a meme format that has been around forever.

irmoz,

How does it imply that? I know it’s been around ages, still don’t get it.

Sunfoil,

Don’t really want to have to explain. It’s all here: knowyourmeme.com/memes/nobody

irmoz,

Yes I’m aware of the meme. Still don’t get how “nothing was said by nobody” implies that, since it’s an incoherent concept - such a double negative surely implies someone said something?

Sunfoil,

Better to think of it as “nothing was said, and nobody said it”

irmoz,

So, somebody said something.

Sunfoil,

No. Nothing was said. And nobody said it.

irmoz, (edited )

Nobody saying nothing is logically equivalent to someone saying something.

What you want is “nobody said anything.”

Sunfoil,

No. Nothing was said. Nobody said it. The meme wouldn’t make sense if it was;

No one: anything

irmoz,

That is the only version that actually makes sense. It literally comes out as “no one said anything”. Isn’t that what’s supposed to be implied: there was silence, interrupted by something no one asked for?

Sunfoil,

I don’t know how else to explain it. I guess you just have to be against the Internet one this one.

irmoz,

You don’t need to explain it. I get it. It’s just wrong.

ehyuman, (edited )

No one:
This guy: What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

Kusimulkku,

Lmao I see it now

irmoz,

?

hglman,

Allowing us to laff

Nythos,

Making us all groan at a completely useless part of the meme.

NoSpiritAnimal, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

I was throwing cabbages at our staff

capt_wolf, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

It will, but you’re gonna need to hit the turbo button…

The_Eminent_Bon, in Purrfect conversation

What they conserving

kittenzrulz123,

A little bit of silliness :3

sag,

My bad

The_Eminent_Bon,

Just because yer bad guy doesn’t mean yer a bad guy

HerbalGamer, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

No you need a scroll wheel.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Target acquired

He shoot his arrow faster than he can reload a sniper rifle, and he took down a freaking giant elephant with a freaking bow and arrow! Recoil will just slow him down.

And he mostly have to deal with load of uruks, an assault rifle will be better for him.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Username checks out

abbadon420, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?

I don’t care much about gta6, but this pc is a beautiful historic piece. I would love to own something like this

victorz,

Honest question, what would you do with it? Would you use it? If so, for what?

abbadon420,

Frist thing that comes to mind is write a hello world program XD

I’d probably play around with the OS too. Maybe buy a book to help me explore all the “new” features. I recently found an old palmtop computer with an old school touch screen on my parent’s attic. I had lots of fun figuring out how that thing worked and now I’m trying to tweak it.

flambonkscious,

Sopwith, csnipes, scorched earth, the classic worms (before it went shitty), so many neat games

The play mechanics were a lot more frustrating back then, however. Games were punishing

ArousedByJoinery, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?

Probably. Without Visuals though, you’ll have to settle for the text based adventure Version.

HerrVorragend, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
@HerrVorragend@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, the sounds of my early teenage years

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mine as well ☺️.

Varyk, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩
SatansMaggotyCumFart,

But that ‘no one:’ makes the joke.

Varyk,

I don’t see how

Sombyr,

It’s a weird gen Z thing. The original point of the “no one” meme was to make jokes about people responding to things nobody has ever said. Subverting the punchline is a way to increase humor because it’s not expected. Misusing the meme phrase entirely sets you up to think the meme is going in a direction you’re familiar with only to be a completely different meme, thus increasing the humor. However the “no one” meme has been used this way so often that misusing it became the default use of it instead. Now the humor from it comes from the opposite, in that it’s basically a universal buildup that works for any joke. More or less it’s a beat phrase that sets up a brief moment of suspense for the punchline, similar to how comics will have dialogueless beat panels to increase the humor of the punchline.

Gen Z grew up with this kind of humor, which is why they think it’s so much funnier than older people do. Equally, gen alpha will likely have completely different humor gen Z doesn’t understand.

Varyk, (edited )

I understand that it’s somehow being used incorrectly, but I’m not sure I understand that a correct usage of it would be.

Isx the joke here supposed to be “nobody has ever said girl’s hands are cold”?

Because that’s a common trope in TV shows, novels, regular conversation.

If the joke is that girl’s hands are cold, why would you need “no one”, and if the joke is that nobody would talk about girls hands being cold, then clearly that’s incorrect.

I appreciate the long explanation, I just do not understand it yet and I’ve received so many different explanations of what “no one” is supposed to mean without getting any closer to what the joke is.

And I completely agree that whatever the original meaning was is essentially lost in people just put the phrase “no one” in front of any image pretending it is a setup to a joke that it is not.

That’s why I crop these images, because there doesn’t seem to be anything semantically or comedically gained from “no one”.

It’s like putting a hat on a hat.

Sombyr, (edited )

Put simply it isn’t a joke. It’s evolved to the point where it basically means “prepare yourself, a joke’s coming.”

It’s just a meme that got so overused that it doesn’t mean anything anymore.

Think of it like how 90% of knock knock jokes don’t need the setup of answering the door, it’s just a familiar setup. Why is a banana knocking on the door? Why does there need to be a door in the setup of interrupting cow? That’s what “no one” means to younger people. It’s a familiar way to set up the joke.

Edit: I forgot to mention, correct usage would be something like:

Nobody:
Me: A trillion lions could totally defeat the sun.

The joke being nobody asked, nobody cares, and I said it anyway.

Varyk,

Okay, thank you for the explanation, I think I understand the structure now.

It’s a non-sequitir with an extra step, and despite the setup only making sense preceding non-sequitirs, the setup is used constantly with things people commonly talk about, are obviously popular or easy to get.

I think the knock knock setup makes sense because it very clearly sets the audience in a framework, encouraging you to inquire about the situation that you interrupt by subverting expectations via a punchline.

The no one line seems more like gilding a lily, a hat on a hat, superfluous.

It doesn’t add much to a joke or non-sequitur, it’s just pointing out that this thing from left field is from left field, while of course if the statement was from left field then you wouldn’t need to explain that it was from left field.

Weird.

I understand it better now, and I appreciate your explanation, but I’ll keep cropping these as I see them.

The no one line feels too much like a kindergartener rubbing their hands together like “I have a joke for you! My joke is a statement!”

Sombyr,

Feel free. The whole “no one” thing has gotten a bit annoying for me too, since the initial memes of it showed up well into my adulthood, well past when my sense of humor had already developed and mostly solidified. I suppose we’re all becoming old people shaking our fist at those darn kids we can’t understand. It’s just good to keep in mind they grew up in a different world with different jokes and games, so their humor is always gonna seem a little weird.

I prefer to embrace it and just use the memes even more wrong to make them cringe. I think that’s hilarious.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s because it’s not ‘how’ it’s ’no one:’.

Varyk,

You being less funny doesn’t make that phrase funnier

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No one:

This person being mean:

Varyk,

No one:

Caring

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

See?

Now you’re understanding!

Varyk,

Your revelation might just be relative to your general understanding

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You’ve got to dumb that down about 87% for me to understand.

Varyk,

Stop playing, there’s no way you understand percentages

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

A baseless personal attack!

This is getting fun, do it again Varyk.

Varyk,

I didn’t know that would hit so close to home.

I’m glad you find this fun.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I don’t know what hits home because you still haven’t dumbed it down so I can understand, buddy.

Varyk,

No worries, nobody expected you to

SatansMaggotyCumFart,
Varyk,

yuriy,

if we wanna be semantic, it does make it funnier by comparison to this new, absolute-funny-zero

Varyk,

Really?

I’m not asking this facetiously, can you explain how?

I find the cropped version funnier.

yuriy,

we’re talking about the wording of a randy’s comment at this point, not the actual post lol

Varyk,

Haha oh a hundred percent I’m just blahblahing now that I found out what it’s supposed to mean.

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

I know you were being sarcastic.

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