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ininewcrow, in cycle or spiral?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Death vortex

skullgiver, in Ketchup alignment
@skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl avatar

%s/ketckup/mayo

MisterD, in Ketchup alignment

Where does ketchup on the wall fit?

MeatsOfRage, in cycle or spiral?

Wake up (wake up) Grab a brush and put a little makeup

muel, in Ketchup alignment

Where’s the one where you suck ketchup straight from the packet and then toss some fries in your mouth?

GBU_28,

Sex offender registry?

NaoPb,

I thought you were gonna say… spit on the fries.

Steamymoomilk, in Now who is laughing?

Good, now play rush E on it

Swedneck, in Target acquired
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lord of the rings but gandalf has a trebuchet and mt. doom is within 300m

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Lord of the Rings but Frodo has an assault rifle.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/af82f125-eca5-4433-b83a-a589ea8b6145.jpeg

Wogi,

I’m kinda sad it’s a normal size rifle. He’s a Hobbit it should be huge

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

it was specially comissioned

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Frodo is a little bitch, give it to Sam

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Lord of the Rings but Sam has an assault rifle… and an armored SUV

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/1a6984f9-310f-4c0f-b293-8181b238585d.jpeg

Sotuanduso,
  1. They can outrun the black riders.
  2. The black riders alert the witch-king.
  3. They can’t outrun the fellbeast.

So yeah, pretty short. But if they are able to maintain stealth, then:

  1. They get stopped at Caradhras by bad weather anyways.
  2. They go through Rohan instead of Moria (otherwise they’d have to abandon the SUV or be very dangerous.)
  3. They outrun any of the cavalry that might try to stop them.
  4. They get through Minas Tirith months before the battle, no biggie.
  5. They get stumped at the Black Gate.
ArcaneSlime,
  1. They call in Gandalf in his A10 Thunderbolt II (because the eagles didn’t have a 30mm GAU-8 Avenger). Drops a paveway on the Black Gate and dumps 1,174 30mm slugs and a few clusters of hydra 70mm rockets into the horde.
Swedneck, (edited )
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

armored cars really only make sense for open areas, what they should have is 6-wheeled ATVs like finnish military messengers have.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I would watch this movie!

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

“Time to TRIM and MOW DOWN Mordor’s orcish hordes!” - Samwise “The Gardener” Gamgee

Shapillon,

Frodo is the sentient equivalent of tying the ring to a snail.

Jokes aside he is supposed to be exceptionally resilient to its corruption.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

ONE SHOT TWO KILLS MOTHERFUCKER!

youtu.be/p1-ExbgKUUI

JoMiran, in Ketchup alignment
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Rip the top off the packet and dip individual fries in the packet.

superduperenigma, in Follow me for more recipes

The AI really put a strawbussy on that top right strawberry 💀

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I mean… that’s what strawberries look like when you cut them in half.

https://www.freefoodphotos.com/imagelibrary/fruit/jucy_strawberries.jpg

meliaesc,

This is a Christian server!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

looks at domain name

Uh… sure, buddy

MasterNerd, in They'll make anything you need
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Fuck Texas Instruments. All my homies hate Texas Instruments

Seriously trying to charge $100 for a calculator running 50-year-old hardware (the ti-84’s CPU, the zilog z80 was created in 1976). Fucking ridiculous

AI_toothbrush,

But at the same time as a semiconductor manufacturer i really like them. They have high quality ics for literally everything. I think that they are so big that the different parts of the company dont even interact.

lemmyman,

TI USB controllers and switching supplies are half of my BOMs

Landless2029,

It’s also a racket because all the freaking textbooks used it so it because require to have that exact one at my school

AscendantSquid,

The textbooks all used it because TI made it that way, they pressured the education agencies to make it so.

protist,

But they seem to last forever, so there are a ton available in the aftermarket. My TI-89 from 1997 still works like new, and I plan to bequeath it to my son

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

But they make the z80 and they’re so proud of the shitty 8 bit processor they made 50 years ago so they’re forcing people to use it and pay modern prices for it. They eventually made an ez80 which is like the z80 but better in some ways and it sounds impressive but if you ever try to design a homebrew computer out of one, you’ll find that it’s not very worthwhile due to the lack of a external wait state insertion pin and if you want to build something better than a z80 or 6502 homebrew, there are better choices than an ez80.

EvokerKing,

Only the ti83-84 are shit. The old ti89 and newer ti nspire are actually really good. I bought a ti89 on eBay for $20 and even though it is 20 something years old it’s still better than there new ti84 color stuff.

user1234,

They may be expensive for what you get, but they’re built to last. Still using the TI-83 that I got in 1997 and it works as good as the day I got it.

kzhe, in Comment any opinion and I will disagree with it, no matter what.

You will disagree with this comment.

ryathal, in Ketchup alignment

Where’s mixed with mayo on the chart?

smitten,

That might also qualify as lawful evil, but it does really taste good

CarbonIceDragon, (edited ) in Ketchup alignment
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Anger those weirdly elitist hotdog council people by putting it on a hotdog you’re having the fries with

OceanSoap, (edited ) in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

To be fair, our heat goes to conserve our inner organs. We may lose our hands first if we’re stranded in a blizzard, but we’ll survive the men, and hands are replaceable.

jenny_ball,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

yes studies show females have significantly colder extremeties by a few degrees i forgot exactly how much

Kusimulkku,

women lose their hands and feet

men die off

women lie in the snow like potatoes

“Heh, we survived the men”

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

This is called samovar

Simulation6,

Wait, when did hands become replaceable?

ArcaneSlime,

Full metal alchemist, duh.

Hux,

This Woman’s World article discusses the topic and provides supporting citation in the form of embedded links to various sources.

www.womansworld.com/…/why-are-women-always-cold

Nikls94, in Ketchup alignment

True neutral.

trslim,

Ayee a no ketchup brother

Haagel,

What a sad life sans ketchup…

simple,

I can do all sorts of condiments, but ketchup is just eugh. Just give me sweet chili and we’re good.

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