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Siegfried, in It's hard to believe

Thats the worst circle i have ever seen

Everythingispenguins,

That is just an artifact of the map projection

dirtbiker509,

My thoughts too. Put that back on a globe and it’s pretty damn close to a circle! Considering it’s hand drawn…

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

But you have seen it!

kamen, in My whole night is booked now

Do people actually sit down and watch these focused? I see longer and longer videos on YouTube because the algorithm seems to favour those, but for me, the longer it is, the more chance it has to be played as background noise or not played at all.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Yeah I play them when I’m coming or having dinner. I don’t think I’d bother watching them the same way I’d sit down to watch a movie, though.

stewie3128,

When you’re what?

amphicoelias,

Yeah. Sometimes I get a bit fidgety and like to do something with my hands, so I’ll do some knitting or something, but I always pay attention primarily to the video. I feel like I don’t really remember anything from videos if I listen to them in the background.

Pharmacokinetics,
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

I love watching Pyrocynical videos. Good editing and writing grabs your attention anyway.

Cultural_Hope,
@Cultural_Hope@lemmy.world avatar

That cheeky bugger got me with his eight hour Utopia video.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Pretty much all the things I am subscribed to make 20-45 minute videos and I watch them like any other TV show of the same length.

The things I throw on just to have something in the background are way longer. 4 hour stream VODs. 10 hours of music. 24/7 AI generated bullshit.

Damdy,

I focus for 15 minutes as I don’t have time for 4 hours, but then they end and I realize I’ve lost another day.

JPSound,

I love em’. Better than anything else on TV imo. I love a full breakdown of an analog horror ARG or an internet mystery rabbit hole deep dive. And usually because ots just one dedicated creator with no deadline/boss/focus group/format to appease, they have so much more character, charm and uniquenes… There’s no studio who could hold my attention with the cookie cutter slop on any of the streaming platforms.

Khanzarate,

I do. I don’t do nothing while I do it, but I do other things as background, and treat that as foreground.

I also do what you do, but I definitely also consume them as a primary thing.

lone_faerie,

Video essays are like the perfect cross between a podcast and an audiobook. They’re long enough to put on while I’m doing something else, like cleaning or studying, but short enough to get through in one sitting. And then if I need a break from what I’m doing, I can focus on the video for a little.

kameecoding,

There are a few good ones that are absolutely worth watching, also kinda ones where if you don’t pay attention it’s meaningless.

from Folding Ideas:

as an into to him a 17 minute (nugget sized, lol) piece about Jamie Oliver and his Weird war on Nuggets:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-a9VDIbZCU&pp=ygUaZm…

if you like that you might wanna check out his longer videos, the most well known is probably:

The Line goes up - The problem with NFTs 2h 18m It’s a rundown of Crypto’s and NFTs and explainer of what they are their socio economical roots etc, really good.

Contrepeneurs - The mikkelsen twins 1h 50m A good video about a layered ponzi scheme.

The Future is a Dead Mall - Decentraland and the Metaverse 1h 50m this about the metaverse and similar “second life clones”

This is financial advice - 2h 30m A deep dive into GME, Apes, Diamond Hands and MOASS, also really good.

Why it’s rude to suck at World of Warcraft, 1h 25m really interesting video about WoW, game design and the meta game around WoW

In Search of Flat earth - 1h 16m deep dive into flat earthers

Another really good Video by a different Channel, some more news

A Brief Look at Jordan Peterson - 2h 55m - A methodical, step by step dismantlement of the idea that Jordan Peterson is anything else than a Right Winger and a moron.

TaterTurnipTulip,

Dan Olson and Cody Johnston are absolute treasures

Kemwer,

I will easily watch four 15 minute long videos, but I need to schedule some dedicated time to watch one hour-long video, or I’ll probably fall asleep.

redcalcium, in Did You Know?

If we dump enough holy water outside, it’ll enter the global water cycle and render the whole planet inhospitable to vampires.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

have you tasted water its delicious all water is holy praise taplor god of wet

Damage, (edited )

It already happened, why do you think there are no more vampires around? It’s the pollution caused by the church!

howsetheraven,

Would it not be easier to have a mass blessing on each of the oceans? That takes care of 97% of the water.

ninjan, in Lemmy right now

Yeah, shitposting has turned out to be something Lemmy does exceptionally well, the low total amount of content means even the shittiest content gets seen, which means the real shitposts get to the top and not high effort content disguised as shitposts which is the norm elsewhere.

ShitOnABrick,
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PapaStevesy, in Some of you all take these posts too seriously. Shitpost: confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction

This post did none of those, reported. /s

FlyingSquid, in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They repo’ed mah truck and it drove away from me…

PeleSpirit,

Ha ha, “while playing my country songs out the window.”.

NakariLexfortaine,

“And the last words I heard

Were you can’t put food on the table

While livin’ out this fable,

Makin’ that guitar sing

Ain’t replacin’ this rotten O-ring…”

FunderPants, (edited )

Took my dog, my beer and my Alan Jackson cds.

ReplicantBatty, in X marks the spot

Yeah, that’s about the right energy. See also: that weird dude who wears a fedora and a duster who’s way too obsessed with katanas.

Uglyhead,
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Mallninja Musk

icerunner_origin, in It's important to clearly define your goals

God-tier joke, bravo.

pastermil, in I got a dig bick.

Typical Alabama

SeeMinusMinus,
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MystikIncarnate, in Microplastic overdose

Two things: these are basically plastic anyways.

Also, the plastic straw thing was a PR move. Corporations don’t give any shits unless it will make money or lose them money.

I’m sure there was a nontrivial number of customers who either boycotted or threatened to boycott companies that didn’t switch. When their bottom line gets threatened like that, they take action to prevent revenue loss.

Nothing more. There’s way more problems with everything than plastic straws. My favorite PR move is how they convinced everyone that their cars are causing the majority of CO2 emissions from transit… Between that and airplanes, everyone is up in arms about the electrification of everything… Yet, the most major transport offenders are freight, and they have no plans or intention of changing their ways. I heard somewhere that if you were to have zero carbon emissions for your entire life, you would save the approximate amount that freight liners emit in a year, at most. I think a year is too long. I forget the exact figure.

They emit more CO2 than all the cars, and all the planes and everything else you could point to… Yet, I have yet to hear anyone tell me about it, either personally, or on the news or anything. Everyone seems oblivious to the facts. They latch on to these “issues” like straws and personal vehicle CO2 emissions which are trivial…

ininewcrow, in MK bag
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

BAGALITY!!!

LemmyFeed,

FINISH HER!

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

“He never does.” – The girlfriend

blackluster117,
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INFIDELITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

ThirdWorldOrder, in Let's all be thankful.

I check about every two years to see if anyone has fessed up yet

sidekickplayah, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

Sphinx of black quartz is for edgy nerds who take themselves to seriously. Quick brown fox is chill, like a cool autumn day when the light hits just right and everythings golden. It’s bliss

BlueLineBae, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Hmmm chicken and waffles reimagined? Or OR… Fish and waffles opposed to fish and chips! Ok now we’re talkin!

Gingerlegs,

yes

brbposting,

Beard man puts fried chicken on cheddar biscuit

Enjoys himself

Yum

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It almost makes up for the fact that I can’t go to Red Lobster and say, “just keep the biscuits coming, I won’t be ordering today.”

SpaceNoodle,

we make our OWN cheddar biscuits and it is healthier with tastier flavor

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
teamevil,

Proof and recipe or it’s all lies

SpaceNoodle,

my wife crushes hot dogs with a rolling pin

StopSpazzing, (edited )
@StopSpazzing@lemmy.world avatar

That comment made me shrivel up. IDK why

tacosanonymous,

Unlimited shrimp and waffles!

Wogi,

I have put my waffle iron through more shit than it should reasonably be able to handle. I used to have parties with friends where we would get fucking plastered and try waffling everything.

The waffle all the things craze started shortly after, a cosmic coincidence if ever there was one.

Anyway here’s some reports.

First, we used a shallow style waffle maker. Mine was a cheaper Cuisinart but I think any would do.

Bad corn bread mix is elevated in the waffle maker but really fucking good corn bread is better prepared the traditional way. I used famous Dave’s as a nice middle ground cornbread batter and it made a fantastic base for chili.

As did cheap tube cinnamon rolls. Cinnamon rolls and chili are a staple where I’m from and trust me when I tell you that waffling them and serving chili on top absolutely elevates the dish.

Tater tots, covered in cheese, and cooked from frozen on the waffle iron are absolutely the best version of tater tots. This is the one thing we did every single time. You gotta abuse the poor iron closed but it’s worth it.

Bread is just toast in the waffle maker, a bad version of toast. Anything you see that says put something in bread and put it in the waffle maker has been disappointing.

Fried mac and cheese bites, similarly, are not improved by the waffle process.

Pierogi however, are absolutely wonderful but not necessarily improved enough to be worth the effort. Unless you’re alone and somehow only want like 4.

Lasagna was the last item my poor waffle iron waffled. The HR Geiger abomination that came out of that poor machine was absolutely fantastic. Alas my poor iron never came clean again. It was a fitting send off.

BlueLineBae,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Ok you lost me at cinnamon rolls and chili. But cornbread waffles with chili on top sounds like some next level way to eat chili!

Wogi,

I know, just trust me.

There’s no frosting on the cinnamon rolls. It’s good. I promise you it’s good. It isn’t gonna change your life but I swear it’s good. it’s better than the nonsense they do in Ohio with fuckin spaghetti.

Vacationlandgirl,

But then what do you with the included frosting? I’m for sure not gonna throw that shit away!

maccentric,

So, what’s going on with the spaghetti in Ohio?

darkdemize,

They top it with chili.

SinningStromgald,

You and your friends needed a YT channel called “Does it Waffle”.

Wogi,

We joked about doing that, but man, I just wanted to get fucked up and eat, ya know? Can’t turn everything in to content.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
emmeram,

Chili and cinnamon rolls. Are you from Kansas?

Wogi,

Nebraska. They do it in Iowa too. I don’t know who started it but there’s a local chain of restaurants in my home town that claims they did it first.

bighatchester,

Im thinking mashed potatoe waffle … Next time I mashed potatoes I’m making this with the leftovers.

Wogi,

I never really got that to work. I tried a few times but it never came out clean. So I wish you the best of luck,I would love to see that work

voodooattack, in How Croissants are made

Is this… a bug report?

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