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OutlierBlue, in Very brave girl

Extremely brave girl. That’s the most dangerous animal on the planet and the gator’s just letting it ride her.

0ops,

I dunno, could you imagine her hopping onto a hippo like that?

Sibbo, in I believe theyre talking about newborns there.

FYI: you can’t kill a baby through keeping them awake. An adult you can kill this way.

bstix,

…and you know this because…?

Sibbo,

Doctor told me.

Froyn,

Neuroplasticity. The infant will attempt to adapt to the surroundings, the adult is "stuck in their ways".

deus, (edited )

What if you keep a baby awake until it becomes an adult?

Froyn,

The parents were anti-vax so...

GortexGary, (edited )

Isn’t the definition of neuroplasticity that the brain will change?

Edit: I guess more “the brain can change.” Still, adult’s have Neuroplasticity. That is very well documented.

garbagebagel,

Well I didn’t want children but now I got some experimenting to do.

MightyGalhupo,

Meet me out back in 15 minutes, I have stolen a child for you

RobertoOberto,

…I have stolen a child for you

Aw, shucks. I thought you were about to suggest a dumpster-side quickie to make one.

MightyGalhupo,

I would’ve made that joke if I knew their gender, because no amount of fucking between two guys would make a child

Lemminary, (edited )

I doesn’t matter, we will keep trying until we conceive, Mighty!

MightyGalhupo,

Ok sure, as long as I get to not pay child support

FlyingSquid,
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Not with that attitude.

peopleproblems,

Yeah I don’t believe you can kill an adult this way unless they aren’t used to a lack of sleep. I seem to function ok for a random distribution of 2-4 hours of sleep a night

sukhmel,

No sleep vs any amount of sleep is a hell of a difference

Sibbo,

Doctor told me. So yeah. Zero hours of sleep will kill an adult.

applebusch,

This is like a chain smoker looking you dead in the eye and saying “You can’t die from smoking. Look at me, I smoke 10 packs a day and it ain’t killed me yet!”

peopleproblems,

you are likely completely correct

EmoDuck,

To be fair, smoking doesn’t kill you. It’s the cancer that does

applebusch,

“It wasn’t the smoking that killed me, just the consequences of the smoking.”

Administrator, in Choose A or B

Infinite rare fish sounds awesome, but I’m a bit concerned about logistics

Justas,
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Infinite things, by definition, can not be rare.

MightyGalhupo,

One fish of an in infinite number of species

samus12345,
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Unless you control their availability.

lntl,

this lemmy gets it

CADmonkey, in Dang. I don't tip my landlord enough it seems.

Is landlord tipping like cow tipping? Might be ok then.

BoxerDevil,

That’s the only way it’s ok.

residentmarchant, (edited )

Shit, I’ve been doing it wrong?

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Air: Where did that bring you? Back to me.
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If you live somewhere that’s consistently 98-100% humidity: Air cooling is simultaneously liquid cooling.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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And wheres that, in the occean?

Fal,
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Florida

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

So basically, in the ocean then.

AllonzeeLV,

Another decade or two and you can lose the basically.

Kolanaki,
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Many places in the South. Swamps. Farmland. Etc.

wrath_of_grunge,
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Tennessee

MisterFrog, (edited )
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They mean 98%-100% relative humidity. 100% relative humidity is the maximum amount of water that the air can hold at a given temperature and pressure as vapour. Once you get to 100% then you can evaporate any more water / was will start condensing out of the air (especially if the temperature drops)

XEAL, in The truth some of y'all need to hear

ewwwborn

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Disgusting

lowleveldata, in Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do...

I’m still burning through my massive mask stash. Actually feels like being sick much less frequently compared to life before masks.

billiam0202, in We were warned.

Excuse me, my esteemed aerial cephalopod, but I don’t see a doctor in front of your name. Those sodas didn’t end up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt getting their doctorates to be dissed by you.

FlyingSquid,
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I’m far too modest to mention my 6 years at Harvard Medical School followed by a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins and, of course, my 134 published papers in medical journals.

ZeroCool,

a 4 year residency at Johns Hopkins

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins… It was me, Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering… And they were blazin’ that shit up everyday!

curiousPJ, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

4 video cameras. I shall trade for all the above with the only source of amateur pornography.

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

I’ll pick the dog and we can team up

EvilEyedPanda,

It’ll be the internet 2.0

FlyingSquid, in It would be romantic
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You’re mentioned in my file and I’m mentioned in your file!

dangblingus, in Kids are brutal

And as a 1 year old with a brain that can’t form memories, she remembered that.

Rukmer,

This is an old post, and sometimes little kids do remember being a baby. My kid is 6 now and losing his baby memories but he used to tell me he wants to go back to certain places we went to “before (he) could talk” which started at 2. He described going on a boat to an island, something he had literally only ever done one time as a baby and we didn’t have any photos of. And lots of other things, that’s just an example. He doesn’t remember it now but he did when he was 4.5.

balderdash9,

The quesadilla was just that bad lol

MenacingPerson,

or maybe, just maybe, this is an old screenshot from 2020

squiblet,
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I hate how people started cropping out the dates, enabling eternal reposts

MenacingPerson,

i can just imagine the archaeologists from year 3000

mack7400, in Safe to say peanuts into a US school too?

But not a Republican convention. Firearms are banned there.

fne8w2ah,

THE IRONY!!!

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Wow. Do you want to hear about other places where firearms are banned?

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling,
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I do! Sounds hilarious

match, in No nut November is finally over but...
@match@pawb.social avatar

Not pooping for 3 days?? Try not pooping for 30

SuckMyWang,

I simply have a catheter installed so I can complete the challenge with ease. I’m so smart.

MisterFrog,
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Better stock up on beans

KingJalopy,
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Nah I’m good

Rakonat,

31

SocialMediaRefugee,

Toxic Megacolon

slurpeesoforion, in Citrus Lingerie

Stop slut shaming oranges.

badbytes,

$20 dollars is $20 dollars.

TseseJuer,

20 dollars dollars is 20 dollars dollars

slurpeesoforion,

What you described is a ho. Hoes do it for money. Sluts do it because they want to. Although you can be both.

ininewcrow,
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At $20 that’s either a cheap ho … or a really talented slut

FlyingSquid,
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Either way, it’s a lot for one bag of oranges.

TheEntity, in moist

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