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addie, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
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I reckon it’ll probably play level six of the first GTA, which I presume is what you’re asking.

Nice build, though - most PCs of that era tend to be a bit dusty and yellowed, but that one’s a beauty. Takes me back.

0x4E4F, (edited )
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I vacuumed it before I posted it.

I_Fart_Glitter, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

I’m cold girl until the second I fall asleep, then my body heats up like a nuclear reactor and if I’ve fallen asleep with a heating pad (because cold) I wake up in 20 minutes all hot and A N G E R Y like the hulk.

MrBusiness,

So you the red hulk frfr

Kusimulkku,

This is my wife. Cold as hell when going to sleep, but in the time it takes me to fall asleep she goes from ice block to inferno.

Nature is amazing

Enoblk, in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire
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Really all it’s going to do is slap your hand with the bedazzled parts, I doubt there is enough energy to make them all fly unless they are pretty loose. But it would still hurt like hell cause I had a Toyota logo on the back of my hand after getting hit by the airbag in my car.

AFKBRBChocolate,

Those logo bruises are a thing. Imagine how much worse these would be if the logo was bedazzled.

KpntAutismus,

i would love to be branded with a toyota-logo tbh. but these seem like they heal without much scarring.

lugal, in Are you not entertained?

Here we are now

FlyingSquid,
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Cobain does sound like a type of cheese…

LinkOpensChest_wav,

All Nirvana lyrics are just Kurt Cobain muttering the names of different types of cheese into the microphone

FlyingSquid,
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Oh my god, someone get Weird Al on the phone quickly because this needs to happen.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

For now, at least we have this.

BillMurray, (edited ) in They'll make anything you need

Why is it that all good calculator manufacturers also have a dark side? I have an RPN calculator made by HP, back in the day they made the holy Grail of RPNs the 32 SII. But they are the single worst thing that has happened to printer ink.

RegalPotoo,
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Because if you are a microchip manufacturer in the 70s:

  • Calculators are a reasonably good revenue stream once you’ve developed a chip, but needs a ton of upfront investment
  • Defence contractors have essentially unlimited budgets from DoD, need chips, and are more than willing to pay for all the R&D to get what they need

The entire US tech and aerospace industries are built on what is effectively massive government subsidies in the form of weapons contracts

cyborganism, in Ketchup alignment

That’s good. So she doesn’t pick at your fries.

Chef, in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

This is purely a guess but I feel like the people who do this are probably also more likely to get into an accident where the airbag would deploy.

KpntAutismus,

darwinism hard at work.

random_character_a, in Ketchup alignment
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Right there with raw onion, pickle relish and garlic mayonnaise.

MrBusiness,

garlic mayonnaise

I must learn more

eya, (edited ) in cycle or spiral?
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there is no go to sleep step

you destroy the fabric of reality by waking up when not asleep

there is no reality left to mourn

random_character_a, in cycle or spiral?
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. Non of us sleep, but we still wake up

BluJay320,
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To the realization that we continue to exist 😔

random_character_a, (edited ) in Are you not entertained?
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It’s only entertaining if you buy one of each and force your children to taste every single one.

BoxerDevil,

Lol

Skanky, in Ketchup alignment

Just use the entire ketchup packet as a handy snack; you know, like a savory Gushers candy

Slovene,

"It’s your big day, ketchup. You’re an entree now."

  • Gene Belcher, when they’re all stuck inside a cabin with not much other food.
kusuriya, in They'll make anything you need
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calculators to help you do math and guns, checks out for Texas.

JoMiran, in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire
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Bedazzled Claymore

shalafi,

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY

ininewcrow, in Ketchup alignment
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Pure evil … drinking ketchup straight from the bottle and chasing it with a few fries

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