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epyon22, in Extreme Grandpa

Is this guy colin furze in 20 years?

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

That’s actually time traveling Colin Furze from the future.

Everythingispenguins,

Of course he would be the one to make the first time machine. It must have been a rough time jump though. He lost his safe tie so I can only assume that in the jump the safety tie was destroyed and was the only reason he survived the trip.

DaleGribble88, in Dangerous moment on the road
@DaleGribble88@programming.dev avatar

Granted there were no other cars on the road at the time, I did the same thing as a young adult. I took my 1985 Pontiac Fiero GT iceskating on a 3 lane highway with about 0.5-1.5 inch of snow and ice buildup

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s actually 1/2”-1-1/2”.

NoIWontPickaName,

This is America, it’s actually .0001-.0003% of a football field thank you

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I thought imperial measurements used fractions and slaves.

NoIWontPickaName,

It was actually fractions of slaves but we did away with that, too messy.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

What’s that in hotdogs?

uservoid1, in Damn... I'll take 10 with you's
Pharmacokinetics,
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

He looks like he wouldn’t even hurt a fly

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hell, I’d still do it… it’s cheap and a hole’s a hole 🤷.

uservoid1,

His mother is a bit edgy

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

For $10? Hell, I’ll let her watch.

uservoid1, (edited )
0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

That object in her hand is a dildo, right? RIGHT?!?

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

hit and run

mvirts, in Air quality in there isn't too good

No city name on the lid? Maybe this is the best crawlspace access ever?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I seem to remember this being a Reddit post some years ago actually. Don’t know much more than that.

CADmonkey,

I used to have to poke around in manholes. Not all of them have the name of the city on them, and not all of them go to a sewer. Some of them have cables in them.

The one pictured does look like a municipal manhole cover instead of one belonging to AT&T or another communications company, just because of the design on it.

Pyr_Pressure,

I was under the impression that the grates which don’t have a city name are older from a time before people realized that they can be stolen and sold for the value of the scrap metal.

Then municipalities started to stamp their name on it and metal recyclers couldn’t take them anymore unless you took it to a shady recycler so the value dropped.

No idea how true that is though.

banneryear1868,

That was one thing I could never do when I was an “urban explorer” (fancy term for trespassing in to municipal water infrastructure), manholes always freaked me out so much my friends couldn’t even peer pressure me.

CADmonkey,

That’s for the best. You can 100% fall over dead before you know what’s happening in an unventilated manhole.

peyotecosmico,

If you are a Turtle that practices martial arts

CertifiedBlackGuy, in I'm a sucker for big tree

OP, you’ll love this

Sorry for the reddit link

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar
gibmiser, (edited ) in I'm a sucker for big tree

Ever since the tree bloomed in the year 0, now known as the awakening, fear of death has lost its power. The world has changed, ever since the tree started bearing its fruit - strange pods containing the repaired and revitalized bodies of the recently deceased.

While the pain of death remains, the permanence is gone. Adventurers and thrill seekers run amok with diminished consequences. Further, aging and illness is now merely an inconvenience, with reanimation the solution.

33 years have passed. Fear of death has become an old world superstition among the remaining “firsters”; the slur used by the reanimated to mock those who still cling fearfully to their first lives.

Scattered groups of people have been researching the tree and the reborn citizens since year 0 with growing discomfort. Without death, the population is booming and expanding rapidly. Gradually the population of “firsters” is dwindling. You belong to one such group of firsters. Is your fear justified? Or are you a part of a dying age, afraid to let go of the old ways…

*religion formed around the tree *massive palace at its base and deep into its roots serves as religious headquarters and barracks for defenders of the tree. *coming of age death ritual for children who have not died by age 16 *DM needs to make sure at least 1 party member is reborn during their quest

skulblaka,

This is almost literally the plot of Elden Ring with minor changes

gibmiser,

Never played it, not surprised tho.

gibmiser,

Never played it, not surprised tho.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

They don't live in the giant tree? I'm out.

1984, in How I cannot be worry??
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

This is how I think, but my girlfriend doesn’t, so sometimes it’s really frustrating. I think she is addicted to worrying.

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

It can be difficult. My partner has anxiety all the time and it is hard to impart the sense of security and stability that I have to her.

ExhibiCat,

Yeah anxiety is a curse. And “just stop worrying” doesn’t help.

Drewelite,

Exactly, I’ve worked so hard and come so far to reach peace. It feels impossible to retrace all those steps with someone who’s barely willing. But at least I can be her stability.

sugar_in_your_tea,

Yup, we’re the same way. My SO keeps worrying, “what if X happens? What if Y happens?” and they don’t seem to like my answer of, “we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.” We’re quite stable financially, so we’re prepared to handle pretty much any surprise, yet she still worries about random things.

I think some people are just predisposed to anxiety. I’m glad I don’t have to deal with that.

1984,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Yeah we also have money to handle if something surprising happens, but somehow it doesn’t help her worries either.

It’s not every day she worries, but when she does, it’s a bit exhausting to listen to, specially since there isn’t any action to take to fix it.

sugar_in_your_tea,

Yup, we have the exact same problem.

I’ve found, “I don’t know, let’s look into it” to be pretty effective at switching from worrying to problem solving, and as we go, my SO will usually get over the worrying and apologize for being dramatic. It doesn’t always work, but maybe it’s worth a shot.

1984,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Yeah you are right, that works for me too. I guess what she really wants is someone to just listen, and not necessarily solve the problem (since it can’t be solved also).

sugar_in_your_tea,

Sometimes they want to be validated, sometimes they want to be assured that it’s going to be okay. And I’m bad at telling which is which.

Toes, in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

Tbf this is the universes way of punishing you for using your computer and console on wifi

GBU_28,

Oh to have possible cable access

Toes,

Gotta make it happen it’s a huge improvement, even if that means running a big cable taped to the wall

Confused_Emus,

Run it down the hall and throw a runner rug over it!

Toes,

just make sure if you do that, its an armoured cable (not the flat ones!), so crushing it doesn’t hurt the cable.

Yarmin,

you can get extra wide duct tape and make a channel in the corner of your ceiling and wall to run lots of cables as well

AgnosticMammal,

Powerline ethernet to the rescue!

PeterLossGeorgeWall,

Also possible to do if you have multiple coax outlets in your building.

Psythik,

My rule is if the device doesn’t move much (or at all), it should have a wired connection.

Basically my phone and my watch are the only devices in the house on WiFi.

Toes, (edited )

Yeah, anything sensitive to latency will have a wired connection in my home. It’s non-negotiable.

DJDarren,

I’ve got my watch on ethernet. The connection is rock solid, but it’s a bugger to get around.

get_off_the_phone,

Remember those curly telephone cords that stretched out to like 40ft when your mom walked around the house while on the phone and you had to dodge the cord like Catherine Zeta-Jones in Entrapment? And then the cord shrunk back to like 8ft when she hung the phone back on the cradle on the wall. And the next time your mom hung up the phone, the cord was like 10ft long with a bunch of kinks and twists. And the next time she hung the cord was like 12ft long and starting to bunch on the floor. And eventually there was like 30ft of telephone cord on the floor under the cradle that just gets kicked out of the way into the nearest corner and collects dust bunnies until the next time the phone rings and your mom answers and walks all around the house like she always does. (I could keep going but I don’t know where it will end.) Remember those curly telephone cords?

You need a curly ethernet cord like that for your watch. It could help to get around.

Also, what model watch do you have that has an ethernet port? My watch works fine but my gf is always complaining about a rock solid connection so I’m thinking about getting a new one.

Amir, in 🦄🐋🥓🕛
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t get it

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

I somehow get it even less now

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

ChatGPT doesn’t do memes well.

soloner,

Doesn’t explain why there is a meme feud about which spelling is preferred

zakobjoa,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

It’s clearly JhZ (pronounced “jizz” of course).

Yet some brain-dead sheeple say it’s ZJh (no pronunciation) because the mainstream media told them so.

WAKE UP!! THINK FOR YOURSELVES!!

Amir,
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

Now I finally get it

skullgiver, (edited )
@skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl avatar

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  • TrickDacy,
    @TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

    Haha weird. Thanks for the explanation. I understand what the base64 encoding was but otherwise I was lost

    HootinNHollerin, (edited ) in The White Buffalo

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  • CaptKoala,

    Many in this thread seem to need the reminder…

    Sunfoil,

    No, how dare you throw shade at this fictional character from 30 years ago, don’t you know she was abused?!

    Lemjukes,

    oh no, people are talking in the place where people can talk about the thing i posted! how dare they engage with “my content”!

    hdnsmbt, in The White Buffalo

    Don’t shitpost if you can’t handle the comments. Nobody needs that useless disclaimer. People will comment whatever they want without checking in with you first. As they should.

    Vespair,

    Bro here is the type to get severe triggered by the phrase “trigger warning,” which never fails to make me laugh.

    Others in the world aren’t obligated to cater to your personal sensibilities and you’re welcome to scroll past when you dislike something

    Lemjukes,

    big “it’s just a joke, chill bro” energy

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  • hdnsmbt, (edited )

    You don’t need to cool anything down. It’s a comment section on the internet, let people say what they want to say, that’s my approach at least. This disclaimer feels like a “it’s just a prank, bro” so you can deflect criticism. I’m sure commenters are aware where they’re commenting, no need to explain the obvious. And if someone comments how the meme is unfunny or anything not favourable, you don’t have to hide behind your disclaimer.

    Edit: lol, you really changed the disclaimer. You can definitely handle all the comments!

    jayrodtheoldbod, in How I cannot be worry??

    Why don’t you simply turn off the unwanted emotion??

    That’s how emotions work, right? Right, that’s how they work.

    sheogorath,

    TBH it’s a learned skill to stop worrying about something if there’s nothing productive you can do for that problem.

    db2, in Damn... I'll take 10 with you's

    I don’t think a shower will be enough to ever get clean after a $10 encounter.

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Hey, at least you’ll smell nice 🤷.

    ivanafterall, in Damn... I'll take 10 with you's
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    So $12 includes a commemorative video I get to keep?

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Hell, even it was $20 I’d still get the extra pacakge.

    FlyingSquid, in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJ hZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJh ZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZ JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJ…

    The Aristocrats!

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    It’s funnier in binary.

    ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

    I prefer hexadecimal. The encoded data in its entirety is

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">89 50 4E 47 0D 0A 1A 0A 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">00 00 00 0D 49 48 44 52 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">00 00 01 2C 00 00 01 2C 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">08 06 00 00 00 B9 B4 AC 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">33 00 00 01 A4 49 44 41 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">54 78 9C ED DD 41 8E 83 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">40 10 85 E1 7F 7F E4 B2 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">72 25 92 61 64 98 59 26 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">16 49 85 92 61 64 98 59 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">26 16 49 85 92 61 64 98 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">59 26 16 49 85 92 61 64 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">98 59 26 16 49 85 92 61 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">64 98 59 26 16 49 85 92 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">85 92 61 64 98 59 26 16 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">49 85 92 61 64 98 59 26 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">16 49 85 92 61 64 98 59 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">26 16 49 85 92 61 64 98 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">59 26 16 49 85 92 61 64 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">98 59 26 16 49 85 92 61 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">64 98 59 26 16 49 85 92 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">85 92 61 64 98 59 26 16 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">49 85 92 61 64 98 59 26 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">16 49 85 92 61 64 98 59 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">26 16 49 85 92 61 64 98 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">59 26 16 49 85 92 61 64 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">98 59 26 1(abrupt end at 4 bits of last byte)
    </span>
    

    We can analyze the PNG file header. Surprisingly, some of it makes sense.

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">89 50 4E 47 0D 0A 1A 0A //PNG signature (0x89 P N G 0xD 0xA 0x1A 0xA)
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">00 00 00 0D // Start of chunk with data length 13 bytes
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">49 48 44 52 // Type of chunk: IHDR (image header)
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">00 00 01 2C // Width: 300 px
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">00 00 01 2C // Height: 300 px 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">08 // Bits per color channel: 8 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">06 // Color format: 6 (RGBA)
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">00 // Compression method: 0 (DEFLATE)
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">00 // Filter method: 0 (Adaptive)
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">00 // Interlace method: 0 (None)
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">B9 B4 AC 33 // CRC-32 of chunk (invalid, should be 79 7D 8E 75)
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">00 00 01 A4 // Start of chunk with data length 420 bytes
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">49 44 41 54 // Type of chunk: IDAT (image data)
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">78 9C ED DD 41 8E 83 40 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">10 85 E1 7F 7F E4 B2 72 25 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 16 49 85
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">92 61 64 98 59 26 1
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">// 194.5 of the expected 420 data bytes, invalid when attempting to deflate
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">// the deflate algorithm needs a Huffman tree but an unfull one is presented
    </span>
    

    Credits to the PNG chunk inspector at nayuki.io

    You may try to figure out if the header checksum was stolen from elsewhere and corresponds to another common image size but I cannot be bothered. The data could be subjected to forensic analysis but we only really have 21 unique bytes, the rest is likely nonsense because data encoded by the DEFLATE algorithm is unlikely to be so repetitive. Also, the image in total will likely have just 481 bytes (8+(8+13+4)+(8+420+4)+16), as a less-than-65535-byte IDAT chunk tends to be the last one before a 16-byte trailer. There are very few 300x300 PNGs of such small size we could call memes, most of it will have to be just solid color. Example of a 256x256 map tile you can store in around that size (467 B):
    OSM tile for Crozet Islands at around 1:10 000 000 scale, the archipelago the area of Malta is represented by about 10 white pixels with the exclusive economic zone circles of radius 5 px around the islands
    (And this one is pre-optimized, using an indexed palette of just 13 distinct RGB colors as opposed to the full RGBA gamut!)

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Would be funnier if the 11th byte was d0 instead of 00.

    ChaoticNeutralCzech,

    ZJh (base64) in binary is 011001 001001 100001

    ChaoticNeutralCzech,

    I cannot stop laughing. Peak comedy.

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