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Flexaris, in puzzling

Too obviously fake

lugal,

A fake in the shit post sub? Big if true!

Yankee_Self_Loader,

If true

Alivrah,

If big!

someguy3,

If fake!

DredUnicorn,

If shit

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

if post!

Bassman1805,

If?

SpaceNoodle,

What if?

Viking_Hippie,

What if Zod was one of us?

halfatank,

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    BoastfulDaedra,

    Jerrshashrrrshhrrrr, rrr ta street lrrrk rrrnf fusss…

    Viking_Hippie,

    I thought we weren’t doing the original lyrics?

    No_Eponym,
    @No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

    If in!

    GoosLife, (edited ) 
    
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    (SonarLint: Remove this expression which always evaluates to “true”)

    pelotron,
    @pelotron@midwest.social avatar 
    
<span style="color:#323232;">else {
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</span>
    lugal,

    Bigly

    More like Big Lie

    Duamerthrax,

    I’m more worried about it being a shill post. Links to where to buy the thing have already posted.

    jaschen,

    Looks pretty real to me.

    shitheadsteve.com/…/president-donald-trump-prank-…

    BoastfulDaedra,

    Thank you so much for sharing this link. ❤️

    systemglitch,

    Agreed. The puzzle might be real but the rest is set up. Scripted I suppose?

    jaschen, (edited )

    I don’t know. I did a reverse image search and didn’t come up with it except for the meme. It would be a lot of work to find a partial of Biden s face like that

    CanadianCarl,

    shitheadsteve.com/…/president-donald-trump-prank-…

    HerbalGamer,
    @HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

    nobody’s gonna write a script to set up a meme text.

    papalonian, in Judo vs Thai Boxing

    How is this a shitpost?

    ChickenLadyLovesLife, in Why is this so hard

    At least the bags say “OPEN HERE”. We’d be fucked if they said “OPEN IN ZIMBABWE” or something like that.

    Death_Equity,

    Not sure, I might have just figured out Steven Wright’s Lemmy account.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife,

    Excuse me? That was a George Carlin joke I stole.

    hungryphrog, in Must be a pissing contest in there

    I mean, pissing is a private event for a lot of people.

    Lemminary, in milk

    Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.

    teegus,

    oh, i thought it was a the office reference

    lynx, in Accessible data

    Here is a gray scale version of the image with better contrast. https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/6040accb-c3ba-4d52-a783-65706bf3fac0.png

    MataVatnik, in How to keep a man
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    The meal of a 1970s serial killer

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    That killer’s cereal:

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/844d5909-01a6-45c7-93ed-35a142368f31.webp

    over_clox, in 4202 g

    I dunno my dude, KFC chicken be shrinkin’…

    lemmy.world/post/9994279

    CaptnNMorgan,

    That’s a drumlet

    over_clox,

    I’ll be honest, I’ve never heard of a drumlet before I posted this thread.

    But our KFC order was literally a 12 piece legs and thighs. So why we get this jank shit?

    arin,

    So they can scam people who don’t know what a drumlet is

    LillyPip,

    They look exactly like drumsticks, only smaller.

    The chickens aren’t separated in the store; all the butchering and separating happens in the factory. The store gets boxes of legs, boxes of breasts, boxes of thighs, etc.

    It seems plausible someone was very new and mistook the drumlet bin for the drumstick bin. I’d bet your order wasn’t the only mistake before someone noticed and corrected them.

    It may be worth contacting the shop with your photo, because it will be obvious to them that is a drumlet. May be worth a free meal.

    over_clox,

    No. You don’t get it. These are not drumlets, and KFC has been doing this for years.

    LillyPip,

    Okay, that’s weird. I get KFC on occasion and haven’t noticed any appreciable change in the drumstick size. The one in your photo is tiny and appears to be the same shape and size as a standard drumlet.

    Is this at a certain location, or more than one?

    over_clox, (edited )

    Other nearby KFC areas seem to do the same.

    over_clox,

    Location area Gautier Mississippi, 39553

    LillyPip,

    I’m quite far from you, so maybe this is a regional thing. That’s odd and frustrating.

    ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s good. The fucking broilers these days eat eachother because they need the energy. And it’s not from hormones like that guy below says. It’s from selective breeding. But they do grow fucking fast and it’s not the ones we eat that we need to worry about primarily, it’s their mothers that we need to keep alive through that bullshit. Using smaller, slower growing chickens is more responsible.

    Enk1,

    Heritage breeds are the way to go if you can find them. Taste better and typically more humanely raised.

    qyron,

    Heritage breeds are not that hard to find, at least in my country.

    We even have a heritage book and recognized breeders get special perks.

    Lord_ToRA, in How does ears work?
    @Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

    Here’s a version with more pixels and less jpeg i.imgur.com/iHfDsyi.png

    kattenluik,

    Original, Addon and Creation.

    blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

    Ahhhh that’s that good shit.

    Thank you. Shou Tucker was a misunderstood genius.

    We really need to make a sub that’s designed to counter MoarJpeg by posting the original high resolution images to any image macros that have been artifacted to high heaven.

    JaymesRS, (edited )

    Thanks. I spent 5 minutes looking for this and couldn’t find a better one.

    too_high_for_this, (edited ) in Mouthwash

    WHARRGARBLWHARRGARBL

    can,

    Classic

    too_high_for_this,

    Wharrgarbl

    hungryphrog,

    Wharrgarbl

    LemmyIsFantastic, in The American mind cannot comprehend this

    It’s like none of you have actually been to a city in the USA having an event. Do any of you see times square on various holidays or have been to a parade?

    wsweg,

    But America bad and its people stupid

    adorablepeanut,

    Well, no. However, the way that roughly half of y’all vote is utterly incomprehensible from this side of the pond.

    Hyperreality, (edited )

    I find these kinds of threads funny.

    Someone makes an admittedly lame jokey stereotype about the US.

    A bit like a broad stereotype about the French liking baguettes, the Scots hating Scots, the Brits having bad teeth and talking like Austin Powers, or Germans not having a sense of humour. Even the Germans don't get offended. They've been taught that this is meant to be funny, and that the rules of etiquette suggest they should not be offended by it.

    But the real punch line is always some humourless Americans taking it at face value and getting genuinely offended. "They're saying we don't have public transport. They're clearly idiots!"

    Do any of you see times square on various holidays or have been to a parade?

    No. No one outside the US has ever heard of New York. Just like everyone in the US drives a pickup truck everywhere. lol

    LemmyIsFantastic,

    👌

    PsychedSy,

    We’ll join in unoffended when there’s a mass shooting joke.

    Synthead, in Learning the Python

    Aw what a beautiful snake

    burgersc12, in Happy Holidays ♥

    Danny DeVito on a Burrito

    VizualWarrior,

    Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue that well

    hemmes,
    @hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

    How dare you…

    Fine - “DeVito on a Burrito”

    cmhickman358,

    DeVito on DeBurrito

    tpihkal,

    There it is!

    VizualWarrior,

    Thaaanks! It’s all bout them syllables 👌

    chuckleslord,

    Danny Devito on a Giant* Burrito

    guy_threepwood,

    Nah this one is normal size

    burgersc12,

    Oh thats even better!

    PP_BOY_, in Why didn't anyone warn me!?
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    Me realizing I’ve actually been upvoting Australians this whole time

    username_unavailable, in Electric eel

    Dude showed it some respect the second time.

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