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GrammatonCleric, in Don't even think about it
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They’re all in places you can be seen or recorded. Good luck!

BastingChemina, (edited )

It’s only suspicious if you take one or two snacks.

You need to completely empty the machine in a cart, bonus points if you empty several vending machines in a row.

Steve,

Wear a high visibility vest and carry a clipboard and you can go anywhere

ObsidianNebula,

When I worked IT, I went to a local fire station and said I was there to update their computers. The person I talked to didn’t seem to know that this was scheduled, but they led me to their office with the computers and showed me how to log on. I’m pretty sure they just assumed I was telling the truth because I spoke confidently and was wearing a polo, but I could have literally been anyone.

Son_of_dad,

Great, you for a recording of a guy stealing from your machine. Good luck getting the police to give a damn

mkwarman, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

Pretty sure they drive trains

synapse1278,
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I am an engineer. I can’t explain what I do, I just can’t…

NielsBohron,
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No joke, my wife’s grandpa was a mechanical engineer with a degree from Notre Dame, and he chose engineering apparently because as a 17yo, he thought he was going to learn to drive trains.

Excrubulent,
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The overlap between people who love trains and people who are good at engineering is pretty high though.

elbucho, in IT support work be like
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At one point in a former life, I was one of the trainers for the incoming helpdesk technicians. One of the practical exams we put them through involved us doing creative things to fuck with their computers before they came to class, and then having them figure out what was wrong and how to fix it. Plugging the mouse from one computer into its neighbor’s USB port and vice versa was one of my favorite tricks. For whatever reason, it had a 100% success rate in effectively fucking with them.

jasondj, (edited )

That’s lame and easy to figure out.

Switch to wireless mice. Maybe Logitech Unifying. Then one day pull all the dongles out and put them in a bucket.

First person to figure out how to download and install the unifying software and re-pair their mouse without using it gets a bonus.

But most people nowadays are lost without mice so they’d probably cycle through all the dongles on the laptop plugged into the projector and all move their mice until they figure out which is whose.

Ilovethebomb, in Can't block admin?

Not being able to block a moderator is genuinely hilarious.

Sheeple,
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Works fine on Sync :,)

cypherpunks, (edited )
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Works fine on Sync :,)

It sounds like Sync is either blocking users client-side (which would be confusing, since server-side blocks do exist), or it is trying and failing to add a block server-side but suppressing the server’s error message.

either way, it sounds like a bug.

do you know where the project’s github is so someone can open an issue about it? /s (explanation here on mouseover)

PsychedSy,

Sync has filtering done in-app. Maybe that’s what they’re referring to.

And when reddit went ham on third party apps the developer asked his users what to do and we asked him to port to lemmy.

sndrtj,

Sync filters a lot in client.

TrickDacy,
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Is it? I don’t get it. I thought this is just how Lemmy and reddit both work.

MentalEdge, (edited )
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You can definitely block mods, and also admins of other instances.

But I don’t think you can block your own instances admins, but if those people are worth blocking maybe you shouldn’t be on that instance…

Ilovethebomb,

Fair enough.

CluckN,

Does blocking mean the blocked user can no longer see your posts/activity? Therefore blocking a mod would make it harder for them to ban you?

joyjoy,

Blocking means you no longer see their posts, and they can’t comment on any of your posts. If they’ve already commented or replied to you, the messages are deleted (hidden?).

WanakaTree, in IT support work be like

I worked at an office once where the wifi legitimately got worse when it rained. It was because the buildings internet used an antenna instead of being wired, and the building was just barely in range of the source signal. When it rained, it was enough added distortion to make it noticeably worse.

MystikIncarnate,

Oh, so the WiFi was fine, but the internet sucked when it rained. Cool.

WiFi != Internet.

CephalonKappa,

No one said that wtf

SocialMediaRefugee,

I have to constantly explain to my wife that if she can’t reach a website it is likely on their end and there is nothing I can do until they fix it. I explain there is a chain of connections involved and me sitting and staring at her laptop for an hour isn’t going to fix it.

Guajojo,

Ive had to explain this soo many times to users that I’ve gotten tired and just roll with them with the misconception

MystikIncarnate,

I still live in hope. It’s a dark dreary place.

nossaquesapao,

You could just get a rain-proof router! /s

hperrin, in One possible caveat of using an open source search engine alternative instead of Google

What am I looking at here?

snek,
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The top result is the resume of the Unabomber for President political action committee UNAPACK

hperrin,

Ah ok.

dingus,

Why do you think that ended up as the top result?

snek, (edited )
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The word “resume” + being an old and solid link + me using a search engine with settings that allow you to customize which places to search, and I’m not returning results from all major search engines and only keeping alternative ones.

This works fine for work or when coding. It searches Stack Overflow and forums, immensely useful when trying to research things or solve problems.

Stalinwolf, in shit post
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Wow, dude. I haven’t thought about Dickbutt in ages.

gravitas_deficiency,

I lost the game

Witchfire, (edited ) in Edge....
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X - Excreting

TheGrandNagus, in How many Star Trek fans will see red because they don't see red?

3 pips and gold uniform? TIL Picard was in engineering or security before he made captain

ramble81,

Could you have 4 pips with anything besides red?

Mongostein,

Didn’t they meet the captain of a medical vessel that had a blue uniform with 4 pips?

some_guy, in August 20, 1672

Still only the one? Other countries need to put in the work. Rishi Sunak should be first. Tastes a little rich.

rubythulhu, in How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.
FlyingSquid,
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ummthatguy,
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FlyingSquid,
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That’s exactly why I bought it. I’m a huge MSTie.

I wish there were decent Tom and Crow (and even Gypsy/GPC) figures in the right proportions. The Funko ones suck. I wrote to Super 7 Toys to see if they were interested in producing a line and they said they’d look into it. Who knows?

Klicnik, in Do NOT let them Colorize Willie! It will ruin our Heritage!
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I searched for “colored Willies” to see what that would look like. It was not what I expected.

distantsounds,

Disregard the one that looks like 3/4" toadstool. Fake news

flambonkscious,

Thanks for being the fall guy - you make the rest of us like good!

WoahWoah, (edited ) in Sophie's choice 70s edition

The updated version would be, where do you leave your child: a trans storytime hour or an otherwise empty room with a loaded 9mm.

Conservative Sophie’s Choice.

Dkarma,

C’mon that’s not fair. Conservatives would always rather have their kids dead than literate. It’s supposed to be a hard choice for them.

How about. Wear a rainbow Speedo or drink bud light.

Now there’s a right wing conundrum.

WoahWoah,

You make a compelling argument.

Rakonat,

What makes you think they aren’t wearing the speedo already? It has to be something others will publicly see and shame them for.

paddirn, in Happy Same Year!

Can we go back to 2014? That was a good year for me.

godzillabacter, in Yes it is!

You make physics come alive!

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