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ininewcrow, in It's not door number 2?
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Classic Shitpost

MargotRobbie, in How was your day?
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You can’t trust anyone to be who they say they are in Hollywood nowadays: One minute you think you’re talking to Minnie Mouse, the next minute she takes her head off and turns out to be an old man pretending to be a character to make a living.

This is why it is so important for the world to have a celebrity who is exactly who they say they are and would never pretend to be somebody else on camera for a paycheck (I can’t remember what that job is called right now), like yours truly, Lemmy’s only real celebrity, esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie.

kamenlady,
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I usually read the comment first and then, maybe check the username. I love coming across your comments.

MargotRobbie,
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I need to do more tech commentary here again.

excitatory,

Hi Margot I loved you in tarzan! Bless

MargotRobbie,
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Fun fact: Alexander Skarsgård’s nipples were all CGI in that movie.

jdf038,

You were so funny on BoJack Horseman!

MargotRobbie,
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You must be confused, that was esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale. completely unrelated.

Nudding, (edited ) in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

I was banned from the climate sub by the mod for disagreeing that humanity will survive the climate apocalypse. No message, just deleted comments.

ramble81,

Interesting take. I’ve always posited that the earth and nature will survive but I never included people in that. It’d probably be a reversion to nomadic and hunter/gatherer tribes to start. The question is would it take as long to rebuild? And would it follow the same path again?

Nudding,

Depends on if we destroy the ecosystem long enough and hard enough to kill everything over 50 pounds.

empireOfLove,

Humanity will survive; society as we know it, or in any form higher than nomadic tribes, not so much.
Glad to know Reddit moderator behavior has carried over, it’s just like old times!

Nudding,

Depends on if we start getting super storms or not after we start the dominos falling in terms of tipping points.

Swedneck,
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people really seem to have a boner for the apocalypse, from what i’ve seen the reality is that poor people will as always get shafted and most people in developed countries will be mostly fine albeit with a lot of change and maybe having to move if you live in a flooding-prone area.

Nudding,

I always thought a zombie apocalypse would be fun, but a storm planet with insane class disparity full of oil/water wars isn’t going to be fun at all.

ShaggySnacks,

It’s soo weird when you a lot of people have weird fantasies about the apocalypse. It gets downright terrifying when you start to mix in nationalism in it.

I hate to break it everyone, most of us are not going to survive the apocalypse. The only ones who are going to survive are the ones that I can survive and were lucky enough to be in the right place at the wrong time. It won’t matter that you have a bunker full of supplies, what the fuck are you going to do when your supplies run out? Or someone with a bigger gun comes? All that gold and crypto you bought for the apocalypse won’t mean shit.

tubaruco, in This little piggy says you stay out of jail...

because of how evolution works, humans will start being born with weird ass hands, sine their parents are always looking for those messed up hands (thats totally how evolution works, trust me bro)

c0mbatbag3l,
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Did you just try to law of attraction the theory of evolution? Lol

Poggervania, in It's hard to believe
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Fun fact: every 1 in 2 people make up 50% of the world population.

Jessica, in Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

Emerald,

Copy me and do exactly as I did

FrenLivesMatter,
@FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

Pilot a drone and use it to blow up 9 kids

thorbot, (edited )

Democracy’s dead, wait, tryna get this all straight

But I can’t figure out how Cheeto man still ain’t jail bait

FrenLivesMatter,
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And Dr. Schwab said “you’ll own nothing and you’ll like it” (nuh-uh)

“Then why’s you broke yet? Man, choose violence.”

Alteon, in It causes vaccines

Better put on your tin foil hat and microwave your phones!

That prevents them from tracking you, mind controllering you, and activating the 5G nodules in your COVID Vaccine that Trump the deep state created to wipe out the liberal sheeples. Don’t ask why liberals seem to have a higher survival rate than conservatives, just keep listening to me…the COVID Vaccine is going to kill you. It’s going to mutate little COVID penises and turn you gay from the inside out. Concentration camps, FEMA Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis 8=============>~~~~~

MelodiousFunk,
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This is about as coherent an argument as you're gonna find on the topic.

don,

It’s extremely common knowledge that liarbrals and dummiecraps have higher survival rates due to all the satanerizificating they do.

name_NULL111653, in De omnibus dubitandum

Non cogito, ergo non sum.

FedFer,

Multi stulti non cognitant tamen sunt.

Fades, in Expecting a new baby?

Is a 10 yo really gonna take that as evidence he’s fuckin Clark Kent?

FlyingSquid,
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This is a very serious shitpost and you are asking the right questions.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Tell them they’re adopted first

ohlaph, in Tradition

Wait, just Americans?

FlyingSquid, in You Are
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World War III will be the ultimate expression of communism. After all, it will be the end of capitalism when we all go together when we go.

MelodiousFunk,
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Is it weird, as a tail end gen x/elder millennial, to really hope Lehrer was right about this one?

SnokenKeekaGuard, in look within
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Still have the libido of a 15 yo at 23. Unless I’m going through a depressive episode … The other kind of fucked in that case

Sheeple,
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Check yourself for bipolar lol.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Something is wrong with my mind-I just don’t know what

gibmiser,

Like for lumps? Is it in my balls? I feel like it would be in my balls.

Sheeple,
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It’s in your balls (hypersexuality is a symptom)

dlpkl, in dark side

Bark side of the moon

JizzmasterD,

I would also have accepted “bark side of the hund”

Octopus1348, in 🎵that's life🎵
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dojan, in Is that your boyfriend?
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I’m never planning on lifting 225 kilo, but good luck to anyone who is trying to!

Aurenkin,

Yeah that’s insane. I’m barely able to do 105kg, pretty sure I’d have to get bitten by a radioactive spider to have a chance of getting to 225

datelmd5sum,

or an anabolic spider

trouble,

It’s 225 pound or 100kg converted

dojan,
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Oh. The point stands! I can carry my dog, he’s about 35kg. Beyond that I’ll pay someone to carry stuff for me.

Matty_r,
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225kg is world record levels. Very few people can do that.

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