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Restaldt, (edited ) in Data leak

Data leak? 🖐️

Data lake? 👈

SlopppyEngineer, in You understand?

It’s a mistranslation. The original text said Santa works in eleven dimensions. Time and space mean nothing to that guy. That got turned into Santa working with elves. It’s understandable as the original eldritch texts drive mere mortals readers insane. Multidimensional documentation is the worst.

dQw4w9WgXcQ,

I thought we agreed that he was in a quantum state, a superposition of all children’s homes, relying on not being observed as it would collapse the quantum state.

Pharmacokinetics, in Jolly Old Saint Schrödinger
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No! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

7of9, in Broccoli
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Suddenly the Broccoloid episode of The Powerpuff Girls reads as anti-LGBT propaganda

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Tbf this is a fake-ass shitpost

robocall, in Shitty deal
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Are you supposed to put all the beads in your butthole and pull them out fast? Or do you put one in and let the others dangle?

Xanthrax,
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Rip start.

sockenklaus,
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Obviously you do as you like but a common way is to put then in as far as you like / as it’s comfortable and pull them out slowly.

idunnololz,
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Like a beyblade

CanadianCarl,
BreadOven,

Let’er rip.

RegalPotoo,
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Like you are starting a lawnmower

jol,

I’ve seen them do that in porn. But you have to be already extremely relaxed for that.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, and well lubed.

Enema not included in tutorial 😂.

jol,

I mean yeah, naturally. And with a good lube too. But people that do this are the ones already prepared for fisting or harder.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Footing 🤔? I’ve seen that, but, come on, that’s just… not right IMO… it’s at that point I’m like “OK, enough pr0n for today” 😂.

jol,

Street cones

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Bed posts?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jars 😬…

Yeah, that probably brings back some bad memories, I’ll see myself out 🏃.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Yeah the jar man is a staple of internet history.

0x4E4F,
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Still, it’s one of the grosest videos I’ve ever seen… 2 girls 1 cup is a walk in the park compared to that…

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I totally agree. I’ve seen some weird shit online. I’ve been to rotten dot com. But glass jar man is in a league of its own.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Exactly 👍.

EatYouWell, in I knew it all along!

Who wants to bet he’s just a Helpdesk tech and has no idea what an actual computer engineer is?

Mamertine,

I’m a data engineer and I have no idea what a computer engineer is.

DragonTypeWyvern,

You, but actually knows things.

iusearchbtw,

I’m a computer engineer and I affirm you the earth is flat.

loutr,
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I know an engineer who’s into all kinds of bat-shit conspiracy theories…

TheDarksteel94,

I work in 1st level support, and we don’t want anything to do with this guy. He’s too stupid, even for us lol

Lemminary, in Political discussions on the internet.

Ackchyually, it should be down the slippery slope because physics, facts and logic. 🤓

milicent_bystandr,

Look at this idiot here, not understanding the herring’s natural state to swim up slipperiness.

Lemminary,

Dammit, I was not counting on biology to be the crux of my argument. You win this round, Simpson!

Snapz, in I wish someone would flush already...

Remember, Twitter was a useful tool for political dissent. It was deliberately killed going into one of the biggest years in history for democratic elections globally.

Asafum,

It’s a tin foil hat theory but I’m pretty convinced he deliberately ruined it and did the whole “subtle admission” by literally naming it X, as in “no” or “closed.”

Suburbanl3g3nd,

Elon’s not that smart lol

Asafum,

Smart no, but he’s absolutely a troll lol

I_Has_A_Hat,

The man showed up his first day as Twitter CEO literally carrying a sink. That’s about as subtle as a brick to the face.

MMbhJkpW3a3i, (edited ) in A fair trade

I played golf for the first time recently, it’s not as boring as it looks… basically a fun way to be outside with friends and do something challenging.

The course I played on maintained the local geography and incorporated it into its holes. That made for a gorgeous landscape, and, as an example, one hole required a shot over a forested ravine, both a tricky shot, and a nice way to keep the natural landscape, flora, and fauna as intact as possible.

I confirmed that they only use non-drinkable water for irrigation, and there were no vast spans of grass, only patches that used to be empty land beforehand. That only made the course more challenging.

All in all, what I’m trying to say is that this sport can be done in a way that’s overall fine. Sure, replacing native flora with grass isn’t good but it’s ok if done in small patches and responsibly. Golf has become a symbol of classism but it’s something anyone can enjoy if they have access to it, it isn’t even particularly expensive. It isn’t great but, done morally, isn’t bad either.

And there is a risk in making it a symbol in that way: it makes for a wrong target and a waste of resources. Activists filling up holes makes a point but there’s much more important stuff to do. If you’re an environmentalist or an urbanist, cars and oil companies should be pretty much your only concern; golf courses can be dealt with later.

TurtleJoe,
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Golf courses actually see pretty frequent use; anybody who has played a public course on the weekend knows what it’s like to be constantly waiting to take your shot because the group in front of you is still putting, and the group behind is waiting to take their tee shot.

A much bigger waste of resources and land are the sterile suburban yards that barely get used at all.

I do wonder how much fertilizer runoff, herbicide use, etc the average golf course is responsible for

Goodtoknow,
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only patches that used to be empty land beforehand

There’s no such thing as empty land, it used to be a complex ecosystem

bobs_monkey, in I wish someone would flush already...

Anyone able to clue me in to who the dude on the far right in the blue is supposed to be?

Heir_Of_Isildur,

Ron Desantis

bobs_monkey, (edited )

Ah yup, makes sense, thanks

loie,

The heels aren’t nearly high enough

ILikeBoobies,

I’m worried about who the Goblin represents

Given there’s a certain minority group people don’t like right now

LostWon, (edited )

Ron DeSantis and his white boots

Pregnenolone, in A fair trade

We should just have forest golf. Plant crap tons of trees and make golf actually strategic

pancakes,
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Isn’t regular golf forest golf? Or it was at least the last time I played.

dipshit,

If the forests you’ve been to look like fairways, you need to change your forests or your fairways.

Agent641, (edited )

Like big minigolf, where you have to bounce the ball off objects. Maxi-golf

qwertychomp,

Macrogolf!

ElderWendigo,

Yes! I’ve been saying this for years. Playing in the desert? Better wear your snake boots and bring plenty of water. Swamps? Bring floating balls, bring snake boots again, and watch for gators. Beach? Better get a good tee time to align with low tide. Leave no trace golfing. Extra strokes for disturbing the wildlife. Strokes off for litter and invasive species removal.

dQw4w9WgXcQ,

Disc golf does this. I find it to be the superior golf sport by far.

Diabolo96, in Intrusive thoughts

Yep, that’s a stolen car.

andrewta,

Stolen or pissed at the significant other.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Because this can’t possibly be good for the car, right?

kusivittula,

car is fine, he’s going slow. the video is sped up quite a lot

LemmyKnowsBest,

How do you know? Do you know the guy? were you there? have you seen the original slower footage?

kusivittula,

look at the steering wheel and you’ll see

LemmyKnowsBest,

27mph

Vytle,

Thats pretty fuckin slow. Thats slower than a particularly good cyclist

andrewta,

Not sure what you are trying to say there.

Not sure how that would be good for any car.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Not sure how that would be good for any car.

exactly.

FIST_FILLET,

these poles are actually highly nutritious and an important (sadly often overlooked) part of your car’s diet

MacNCheezus,
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The car will probably be fine. Might need a new front bumper though.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, in Here as well

This says nothing about how tall they are. I wear XL, for being 190cm and 95kg

I am definitely not qualified as being “fat”

dfc09,

Yes, statistics generally teaches to not worry excessively about outliers.

Chriswild,

The larger shirts never give as much length as width so I always look for the tall ones.

4lan,

according to BMI bodybuilders are morbidly obese lol

The_v,

Tall people are often calculated as being obese as well. BMI has me at 30.8 because I am 6’2" and weight 240lbs. I have a 34" waist however and constantly moving.

GiveMemes,

You have to be ~a top 1% individual for BMI to not work for you and that’s literally just what an outlier is lmaooo.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

But maybe linux conference is being attended by bodybuilders? I want to believe 👽

Zipitydew,

I’m 6’4" 210. Considered overweight per BMI chart. I do not have dad bod.

Fit people with the obese designation as you say being a fluke is true. Because you have to be massive to hit that. I’d need to put on another 35 lbs to reach it. Which I’m not interested in. I just want to be healthy. Not swole.

So I agree with your point on obese range. The common criticism comes from there being many more people like me who hit the overweight range. But I don’t know anyone in my fitness pals group who cares after laughing it off the first time.

GiveMemes,

Fun fact: "6′4″ is well above average for a man, in the 98.9th percentile. ie only 1.1% of men are 6′4″ or taller in the US. " from a quick google search :p

But yeah I totally get your point. I’m a fitness guy myself but I just feel like people are too quick to dismiss BMI when for a dead easy and simple method it’s generally useful. I’d also hope that anybody who would be making decisions about BMI (went through med/PA or at least nursing school) would be able to think critically about the individual they’re evaluating too but that might be wishful thinking lol

The_v,

A better estimation is waist to height ratio. If your waist is more than 50% of your height, you have an issue. It tracks a lot better with cardiovascular disease and diabetes risks than BMI.

GiveMemes,

Good tip!

Mr_Blott, (edited )

Bear in mind, in the us and UK, I’m a medium (size). In France I’m XL

Poayjay, in What happens now?

Start getting your games repo’d

ummthatguy, in Surf and turf baby
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pyrflie,

“Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma’s breakfast, and change the bull to a gill, got it.”

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