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grasshopper_mouse, in Waffle Squarf
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Sounds like an Interdimensional Cable commercial off Rick and Morty

Shyfer,

It sounds to me like a Welcome to Nightvale ad. But similar ideas

deadlock,

Just sent it to my sister who’s a huge wtnv nerd too, with the same kind of comment. Just fits somehow.

Late2TheParty,
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My thoughts exactly!

Son_of_dad, in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

It would be like when I grew up and saw a George Carlin special on tv and was like “oh that’s Mister conductor from Thomas! He does comedy? I have to see this…” And was instantly traumatized in a good way

mojofrododojo,

haha you should know - George Carlin hosted the very first episode of SNL, with the MUPPETS!

no shit. muppet.fandom.com/wiki/George_Carlin

FlyingSquid, (edited )
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Oh wow. I am clearly older than you because Thomas was something that I was way too old for by the time it came on TV and I had plenty of Carlin’s albums, but yeah, that must have been a head trip. I wonder if there are any other examples like that. I can’t think of any off the top of my head.

EDIT: Thought of one. Bob Saget, the world’s dirtiest comedian, playing a dad on the sickeningly wholesome show Full House.

ThirdWorldOrder,

Bob Saget is an awesome pick. Tim Allen was sort of similar although it wasn’t nearly as shocking as Bob Saget. America’s funniest home videos was so lame that the bar was as low as possible.

wellee, in Time for some yoga

Jeez. I had put this in my pocket and accidentally clicked on this pic. I thought, oh Adriene has a new video out?? Wait a minute. This is kinda weird, but okay I guess.

I was legit ready to watch and do this video ahahaha.

Salvo,
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I would bookmark it so I could watch it next time I’m constipated.

lemmyman,

Do you need to poop and fart?

Rodeo, (edited )

Here’s a real one from that same person. “Best yoga poses to fart”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVZekOUPLcA

Art imitates life, they say.

wellee,

Hahah omg they really do have another for farting… Yoga with Bird? I’m not taking yoga directions from a fuckin’ bird https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b8a4ab87-e322-46bb-82e0-07f17d91ac20.png

ohlaph, in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

I did something similar when I was like 11. Went on a “canned food drive” around the neighborhood because it was summer and I was hungry.

To be fair, my family was poor and used services that actual drives would benefit, so I just cut out the middle man.

betterdeadthanreddit, in I can't argue with his point.
GoosLife,

Looks great mate, no one would notice if they don’t know.

Also I think the template in itself is funny in an anti joke kind of way where you expect him to be protesting something but then he’s just holding up an empty piece of cardboard really passionately lol.

Console_Modder, in Surely you can't be serious.
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I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

FlyingSquid,
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I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

underwire212, in I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant

Oh fuuuuuuck you

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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TragicNotCute, in Video games are a worse influence than I thought!
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My mom kept trying to go the speed limit in Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit. Too cute.

Frozzie, in The sequel you've been waiting for
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Can’t wait for the sequel “Bible Black”

SidewaysHighways,

Coming out on PS2?

pancakes,
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Is that the version where Jesus is a hot anime girl?

MightyGalhupo,

Is this an actual thing? If so, name please

TheDarksteel94,

Reminds me of “Saint Young Men” and “Drifters”. There’s a version of Jesus in both lol

gibmiser, (edited ) in I'm a sucker for big tree

Ever since the tree bloomed in the year 0, now known as the awakening, fear of death has lost its power. The world has changed, ever since the tree started bearing its fruit - strange pods containing the repaired and revitalized bodies of the recently deceased.

While the pain of death remains, the permanence is gone. Adventurers and thrill seekers run amok with diminished consequences. Further, aging and illness is now merely an inconvenience, with reanimation the solution.

33 years have passed. Fear of death has become an old world superstition among the remaining “firsters”; the slur used by the reanimated to mock those who still cling fearfully to their first lives.

Scattered groups of people have been researching the tree and the reborn citizens since year 0 with growing discomfort. Without death, the population is booming and expanding rapidly. Gradually the population of “firsters” is dwindling. You belong to one such group of firsters. Is your fear justified? Or are you a part of a dying age, afraid to let go of the old ways…

*religion formed around the tree *massive palace at its base and deep into its roots serves as religious headquarters and barracks for defenders of the tree. *coming of age death ritual for children who have not died by age 16 *DM needs to make sure at least 1 party member is reborn during their quest

skulblaka,

This is almost literally the plot of Elden Ring with minor changes

gibmiser,

Never played it, not surprised tho.

gibmiser,

Never played it, not surprised tho.

ivanafterall,
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They don't live in the giant tree? I'm out.

deegeese, in local hunger games construction almost complete

I cannot wait until they finally pave over that violent shithole.

People’s Park supporters have their heads so far up their asses they can’t smell the meth’d up rapists that have kept anyone else from enjoying this “park”

epyon22, in Extreme Grandpa

Is this guy colin furze in 20 years?

FartsWithAnAccent,
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That’s actually time traveling Colin Furze from the future.

Everythingispenguins,

Of course he would be the one to make the first time machine. It must have been a rough time jump though. He lost his safe tie so I can only assume that in the jump the safety tie was destroyed and was the only reason he survived the trip.

Jimmyeatsausage, (edited ) in Air quality in there isn't too good

If the house is old enough, it might be an old coal shoot chute for a boiler in the basement. Lived in an old farmhouse for a bit that had one of these

timt,

*coal chute

Jimmyeatsausage,

Thank you… I knew it wasn’t “shoot” but no other spelling looked right

SonnyVabitch,

From French chute, fall, see also parachute, “protect against falling”.

Norgur, in Do you have any grapes?

No, we just sell lemonade
But it’s cold and it's fresh, and it’s all home-made.
Can I get you a glass?

robdor,

Blow it out your ass.

i_am_hiding,

I’ll pass

TrickDacy, in Wonderful holiday scents
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The pickle one is the one that gets commented on? Imagine a “beef” candle. 🤮🤮🤮

Manifish_Destiny,

I want a garum candle

MEATPANTS,

Imagine deliberately making your room smell like onions

MacNCheezus,
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Sounds like you’ve never cooked anything besides ramen before

a_wild_mimic_appears,

I would instantly get hungry - nothing fires up my appetite more than that sweet smell of onions in a hot pan

TrickDacy,
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True. They’re all pretty bad but the pickle one might be the best!

BigDanishGuy,

As a former young person, living in a studio apartment of 20m^2, I don’t have to imagine that. And yes I did read the word “deliberately” - I wanted to see how much onion I could put in bolognese. Turns out a lot, when you blend the onion. Also it turns out that blending onion in your studio apartment is stupid.

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