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stebo02, in Cursed
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she’s a keeper

EmperorHenry, in Piers Morgan gets owned
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Obama pretended that flint Michigan’s water was safe to drink.

That alone is enough to show you how much of a scumbag he is

return2ozma,
@return2ozma@lemmy.world avatar

Here’s the clip. Go to the 2:30 mark

youtu.be/cvlcI2TmfdI

somethingsnappy,

Obama is one of the best conservative presidents.

Linkerbaan,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

When the economy was tough he really helped those who were most in need. It all trickled down from there.

leraje, in Piers Morgan gets owned
@leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Outsmarting Piers Morgan is about as difficult as obeying gravity.

davepleasebehave,

getting a word in edgeways is the real problem

Still, at least he is a filthy phone hacker.

tvbusy, in Piers Morgan gets owned

I regret looking up the clip: youtu.be/jNFOVkB6JjQ

Sorry to say to my UK friends, it looks like these people have no manners when it comes to debating. Asking a question and then proceeded to shout over them. I’m surprised they still have viewers.

irish_link,

Holy hell, It hurt watching that so freaking much.

It was not worth watching it just for that moment. I am blown away at how much he kept saying something with a response being the opposite of what he wanted and then him repeating it. “I did protest Obama” “I already told you I don’t know” “I don’t know the number” dude, I am amazed at her patience with a grown man acting like a toddler that didn’t get his way.

ABoxOfPhotons,

No need to apologise as Piers Morgan does in fact not represent the UK, I’m fairly certain that he is almost universally disliked.

EnderMB,

Apart from the flag-shaggers and gammons that want someone to “tell it like it is”

sukhmel,

Also, seems like he represents the universally existing layer of people that couldn’t care less about moral or ethics

snek, (edited )
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

I couldn’t hear half the shit Piers said or any of the other people because he keeps talking over them like a gigantic baby. What a total loser.

DAMunzy, (edited )

OMG it was bad. Nothing understood because off the yelling

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

of*

DAMunzy,

Thanks!

Swarfega,

That’s typical journalism on ITV and Channel 5. BBC has its moments but it’s not as bad. I simply can’t watch news on these channels for this reason.

slaacaa, in Unexpected

Rare to me to get surprised by the ending of a video on the internet, but it happened here. Great video, delivers the point perfectly.

corus_kt, in Reblog if youre american

I’m in the minority here but I got it done to me as a kid (no choice, barely aware etc) and I’m grateful for it. Just way cleaner overall and no discernible difference - there’s the rumor that it affects sensitivity but I’m just as horny as the rest of the damn men are. Also because I was so young (or maybe the docs at the hospital were skilled), the only scar is a tiny scab on the under side that doesn’t affect anything. I wouldn’t endorse it for children but I can’t argue it was terrible either.

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

It affecting sensitivity is not a rumour, it’s a fact. There are nerve endings in the foreskin. Ergo, it must remove sensitivity. And this can be corroborated by many who get the procedure done as adults.

And the “way cleaner” thing makes zero sense unless you don’t have access to running water. The world outside of the US + Middle East aren’t walking around with dirty dicks, and if you don’t have running water, all of you will be dirty regardless.

There are babies in the US that die each year from circumcision complications. It causes pain. It reduces sensitivity. Plenty of them are done "traditionally’ - i.e. without any pain relief or sterilisation. It leaves scars. 5% of circumcisions are botched, sometimes causing pain and discomfort - particularly during sex - for the man’s whole lifetime.

It’s completely unnecessary, and barbaric.

The fact that we’re in 2024 and there’s still places out there cutting parts of the dick off of babies as a religious or quasi-religious (in the case of the US) ceremony is crazy.

corus_kt,

Ah, noted. Maybe I was lucky

blanketswithsmallpox,

Your brain compensates for a lot of the missing nerves. Just imagine the orgasm with em all still there lol.

Mek,

It’s “way cleaner” in the same way that spraying fabric freshener on a pair of shit stained underwear is "way cleaner’.

Kusimulkku,

just way cleaner

Man, just wash your dick. Everyone should wash their dick

there’s the rumor that it affects sensitivity

rumor

Hmm

Nikls94,

I got it done as an adult for medical reasons. I stand fully behind everything you said. But: I don’t have any scar whatsoever

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

Getting it done as an adult is fine. You consented. I’m also fine with piercings or tattoos on adults but not on babies for the same reason. Though that’s a bit of a false equivalence as genital mutilation is more dangerous and less reversible than those other two, so I guess I find them less objectionable, though still fucked up.

Getting it done out of medical necessity is also fine, for pretty obvious reasons.

Forcing it upon a baby for no reason isn’t.

Darkwatch00,

Have you noticed any loss of sensation compared to before the procedure?

Nikls94,

Nope, not that I’m aware of.

foo,

If you wash your dick the cleanliness isn’t a problem

Also sensitivity has nothing to do with how horny you are.

corus_kt,

I’m not saying cleanliness is a problem, it’s just easier to clean. If you exercise often, it’s easier to maintain a short hairstyle clean than a long one for example.

‘Horny’ may have not been the best term to use but I hope the message got across. If I was more sensitive before getting cc’d, then I must have had one hell of a hair trigger

Mago,

Dude, as someone who was cut as an adult (medical reasons) i can tell you that the change in sensitivity is H.U.G.E.

I have WAY less sensitivity afterwards and it gets worse over time.

orrk,

the reason he mentioned the horny bit was ironically the exact reason this was started in the first place, because the man who tried to make a cereal so boring it would kill morning wood, said it would make people less horny (well not just Kellogg but many others as well)

TheGrandNagus,

Fun fact: the same guy also wanted to burn girls’ clits with acid so they wouldn’t masturbate either, though that didn’t catch on.

Draedron,

Lol how is it cleaner? You just wash your dick and it is clean anyways. You are juat trying to justify it because you dont want to blame your parents for cutting pieces off you to fit their aesthetic.

crazyCat,

Why do people downvote you for just sharing your experience in a manner? I’m circumcised too and glad that I am.

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

Because he’s A) talking nonsense, and B) making genital mutilation of babies sound like it’s not that bad.

You want part of your dick cut off? Cool. Do it when you’re old enough to consent to it. Genuinely. If that’s what floats your boat, then do it. People should have the right to body autonomy. Slice your ear off as well if that’s what you’re into. Anything.

If this were about tattooing babies, or piercing them, or cutting off their earlobes, everyone would rightly be against it (even though all of these are less dangerous and less likely to have complications).

It’s only because Americans, Jews, and Muslims are used to this practice that they accept it. If it were a new thing, it would be seen as the barbaric practice that it truly is.

I believe there’s also the element of “well if I admit that circumcision of babies is wrong, that means there’s something wrong with my penis. And I don’t want there to be something wrong with my penis. Therefore I’m on the side of genital mutilation being ok.”

undefinedValue,

God damn you have some serious issues my dude. Sorry your parents traumatized you but you need to calm down and stop attacking people who have different opinions than you. He said he got it done and he was grateful for it, let it go and stop downvote brigading because he doesn’t fall into line with your cronies. The whole Brogan anti circumcision crew from Reddit was one of the cringiest groups that I wish never migrated over to lemmy. They were so self righteous about their stance they would never listen to arguments from the other side, and were 1000% convinced everyone else was a monster.

I for one am happy mine was done, my dick is plenty sensitive and it doesn’t look like a crusty ant eater. My sexual partners have been very thankful for the same, and I’ve received numerous compliments to the same. The truth is, most women find uncircumcised dick to be pretty gross. I can see a few reasons for that, and one of them is simply the look, but the other is because more than a few of them had to deal with a dirty fucking uncut guy who didn’t wash probably and it was nasty af and left them with a bad impression of uncut guys.

CallumWells,

“well if I admit that circumcision of babies is wrong, that means there’s something wrong with my penis. And I don’t want there to be something wrong with my penis. Therefore I’m on the side of genital mutilation being ok.”

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

No issues here. I’m against mutilating the genitals of babies, like a normal person.

The people who have serious issues are the ones who get happy at the thought of taking a newborn baby and slicing part of their dick off. They are brainwashed.

You’ll notice I said it’s good that he likes his circumcision. Just that it should’ve been done as an adult, with consent. Not forced on him as a baby.

I’m sorry that you view cutting off parts of babies’ dicks to be a great cause worthy of championing. That’s pretty sad. That cutting off parts of babies in a needless procedure that frequently goes wrong is something that gets your mutilated dick hard.

And yeah, being pro baby mutilation is something that a monster would like. Unironically, to mutilate the genitalia of babies is something we should view as being the actions of a monster. But religion drives people to do crazy things.

Hahahaha most women absolutely do not find normal, un-mutilated dicks to be ugly. Quit making shit up.

I’m really sorry you got mutilated as a baby. Genuinely. Hope the scarring isn’t too bad and you were one of the lucky majority who don’t get a botched circumcision. But you need to get over this insecurity about your dick.

Anyolduser,

The more time I spend on Lemmy the more I realize people here are just the worst.

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

Those people against genital mutilation of babies are the worst.

Like who the fuck do they think they are? I can cut whatever I want from babies. I don’t hear them declining consent. Checkmate, infants.

Anyolduser,

I’m against circumcision too.

I didn’t downvote a guy who had it done to him against his will for sharing his personal experience.

Socsa,

Because this particular internet conversation moved beyond any kind of rationality somewhere around 2002

TheGrandNagus,

Yeah, the people against mutilating the genitals of babies are irrational when they talk about how fucked up they think forced genital mutilation is.

It’s definitely not the people who dogmatically defend cutting off parts of baby genitalia despite all the suffering and issues it causes, who are behaving irrationally.

If you want to have parts of your dick chopped off, more power to ya. But do it when you’re a consenting adult.

modifier,

This is a barbaric practice that itself is only a surrogate for the much more barbaric practice of child sacrifice.

To suggest discussion of it moved beyond any kind of rationality is laughable because its very foundation is a rejection of rationality.

Let’s have a rational discussion: what is your best, rational, science-backed reason for supporting the nonconsensual mutilation of male infants?

I know some of those words are emotionally provocative but they are 100% accurate and simply not cloaked in polite euphemism, and you need to engage with each of them on a rational basis.

I eagerly await your thoughts.

chakan2,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

Most people think this, however this is the Internet where minorities shout the loudest.

TokenBoomer,

Sometimes the majority be stupid. I know, I know, hard to believe. Remember the Geocentric model?

nickwitha_k,

there’s the rumor that it affects sensitivity

Just to offer a correction to this for you, it is not a “rumor” but physiological fact. Circumcision removes the frenar band, which is very densely innervated and a principal errogenous zone for those that are uncircumcised, additonally, the Meissner’s corpuscles, which contain thousands of touch receptors and tens of thousands of endings that are biologically specialized for sexual pleasure are amputated.

I can’t, personally, attest to the effect as being cut is all that I’ve ever known but, the evidence is undeniable about the fact that circumcision diminishes the male sexual experience.

RubberElectrons,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

You’re probably correct. All of this non-consensual body mod shit, for men and women, sucks.

What’s done is done, but I won’t repeat the mistakes. I also harbor no Ill will about it either, I’m living life with the hand I’ve been dealt, and having fun too.

nickwitha_k,

Absolutely! Though, if a low-risk procedure becomes avalable to restore it with full biological functionality (all the nerves, glands, etc), I’ll absolutely get it, if I can. I don’t harbor ill will either as, probably, none of those involved had any idea, with how commonplace it is in the US.

I’m just happy that I wasn’t the recipient of a botched circumcision and that they are pretty uncommon in the developed world at somewhere around 0.6% but in some developing nations that shoots up to a reported 5%. And that’s a pretty fucked up amount of risk to subject one who cannot consent to such a procedure to.

modifier,

I’ve had a foreskin all my life and it’s just another part of your body that you learn to care for, like ears.

Also like ears, it takes a little bit of extra work to care for your foreskin, but it’s worth it because not-unlike ears, foreskin heightens your sensitivity to stimuli.

Also, like ears, the idea of lopping it off is barbaric on its face. We in the west are happy to use the descriptive, and more emotionally resonant term ‘genital mutilation’ when we talk about the equally barbaric practice that is forced on females in other cultures, but we still hide behind euphemism and branding when talking about mutilating perfectly good penises.

Also, this is intelligent design? You leave at least two defects in the V1 production push, refuse to release a day 1 patch, and your hot fix for one defect is just to cut if off - eventually, meanwhile the appendix is just left to lurk.

Goods not as advertised.

RGB3x3, in Ketchup alignment

Ketchup is disgusting and doesn’t belong on fries.

Mayo is the way.

TeckFire, in Michelin's Defender 2 is an all-season tire that outlasted three leading competitive tires by more than 25,000 miles for two extra years of tread life. Backed by an
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Ketchup alignment
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me. Chaotic evil is us mayo folk.

DBT, in Reblog if youre american

As an American who’s uncut… there’s a scar?

systemglitch,

There is no scar.

Whorehoarder,

How else?

DBT,

I mean I’ve seen lots of porn and never noticed anything that looked like a scar, but then again I don’t typically focus on the dick.

cashews_best_nut,

As a rampant homosexual who’s done lots of dick-focused study - there’s a scar and it has different levels of noticability. Some are faint, some jagged, some with mismatched colours, some bright red, etc.

Like any scar it can be very variable.

DBT,

Yea I got it with the two tone Malone comment. That’s my G.

But I appreciate yours as well.

corus_kt,

I can understand why people might not notice, most of my research sources are heavily pixelated.

prole,

Have you tried using a VPN and looking it up from outside Japan?

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

What’s fucked is I had no idea that was a scar until I was well into adulthood.

DBT, (edited )

This is something I do not wish to google. Is it noticeable? I would assume a small surgical cut that occurs at infancy leaves no significant scar

PineRune,

It is the number one cause of Two-Tone-Malone.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Not to be crude but this pretty much is what I’m talking about. It’s almost like having a two toned penis…

NSFW btw… Although it is just a drawing

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/53696c7e-bef5-4458-82ea-cf455775a521.jpeg

acockworkorange,

Are you saying all those vitiligo penises in porn are actually just circumcised?

Rev3rze,

Wow the frenulum gets removed as well sometimes? What an outdated and ridiculous thing to be doing to children for absolutely no good reason. Yeah sure, some studies show it improves hygiene I’ve been told. To me that’s about as proportionate as removing all your healthy teeth so you don’t get cavities in the future…

Risk,

The studies where it ‘improves’ hygiene are poorly designed as they don’t control for education and understanding.

In other words - what’s better: teaching our baby boys the simple act of cleaning under their foreskin in the bath, along with the rest of their body or cutting off a sensitive and important part of their body to make masturbation and sex more difficult?

pigup,

It’s the dumbest shit ever.

LillyPip,
cashews_best_nut,

Is anyone elses penis turtling the more they read of this comment thread?

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Two tone Malone 😞

adj16,

Ok wait the rest of this is important but sidebar, my peehole is called a MEATUS??

pigup,

Biden needs to bring this up at the next State of the Union address

gaifux,

POTUS bringing up the MEATUS

modifier,

A bit wierd, but hey, whatever gets it hard for you. I’m not here to judge.

gaifux,

Meaty Erection Around The United States

modifier,

this gai fux

KingJalopy, (edited )
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Let’s just say there is a definitive line where what once was my foreskin now just is a smooth piece of skin connected by another. I wouldn’t call it a scar because like I said I had no idea it was not normal. There’s definitely a noticeable difference between the top part and the rest of it. I’m not sure how else to put this delicately. Honestly, I would just google it.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Unacceptable. Upload a pic of the tip of your dick pls.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

I mean if you really want it I’ll do it. It’s just anatomy. Plus I have a wide angle lens…

TokenBoomer,

LMFAO that was good 👍

Iloveyurianime, in Michelin's Defender 2 is an all-season tire that outlasted three leading competitive tires by more than 25,000 miles for two extra years of tread life. Backed by an

Was osaka so hungry did she eat a tire

remotelove, in Michelin's Defender 2 is an all-season tire that outlasted three leading competitive tires by more than 25,000 miles for two extra years of tread life. Backed by an
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

I think this post is a wonderful example of

swab148, in Reblog if youre american
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

So glad that didn’t happen to me.

Zetta,

Me too, were the lucky ones

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Mine only stayed uncut because there was a protest going on outside the hospital where I was born, where dudes were demanding their foreskins back lol

TxzK, in Reblog if youre american

Yeah fuck circumcisions. Child abuse is what it is. I want my fucking foreskin back

UnPassive,

Not sure how badly you want it back, but it is possible to restore. Non-sugically. Basically skin under tension causes Mitosis (skin cells dividing to make more skin) - think putting on weight, gaining muscle, getting pregnant, or ear gauges. You tug the skin long enough and eventually have your hoodie back. The results are surprisingly impressive. r/restoring_foreskin has a bunch of info

CaptainEffort,

I basically did by accident

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Username checks out.

TxzK,

bruh. I don’t necessarily want it back and was just angry about the fact that it was taken from without my consent in the first place. But thanks for the info anyway, tho not sure what I’m gonna do with it.

Twentytwodividedby7,

Tug the foreskin? Lol

TxzK,

Hmmm, perhaps we can play tug of war with foreskins lol

Mango,

That’s not gonna restore the nervous system bits associated.

UnPassive,

New nerves do grow. Muscly/fat/pregnant people have the same skin senstitivity. But there are special function bits that are lost. The Rigid Band has special nerve endings, gone forever. Frenellum too

Emerald,

Just make sure to double, triple, quadruple check any foreskin restoration advice you get. Some of the ways people suggest can be really dangerous.

LillyPip, (edited )

Oh, I’ve seen that. It’s fascinating. There’s a ball with outer clamps and varying degrees of weights you can add on a dangly bit. You attach the contraption for some number of increasing minutes per day, and it stretches the skin surrounding the glans until it’s long enough to encompass the glans. After a while, the little ball will be encompassed by the new foreskin.

He says it’s not painful and I believe him, but not being the owner of a penis, it looks at least uncomfortable to me. Then again, I’ve never used gauges, either, and as you said, it’s pretty similar to that.

Ensign_Crab,

My mother used to hate it when people would get baby girls’ ears pierced. Called it child abuse and mutilation.

I’m circumcised.

Shou,

Damn. That’s pretty fucking shit.

MaoZedongers,

Same here, some fucked up shit.

force,

I want my fucking foreskin back

Doom music starts playing

FiniteLooper,

The Only Thing They Fear is Foreskin

Pinklink,

Fearskin

prole,

I have a certain set of skills…

brbposting,

I don’t want much just want my foreskin back again
No it’s not TMI I shared it 'cause we’re friends
My parents chose this road but I’ll choose where it ends
Don’t I deserve it all? Gonna grow it back again

Grow It Back Again - foreskin restoration anthem from How To with John Wilson (HBO 2020)

(Piped mirror)

Emerald, (edited )

Oh yeah I remember this guy. He has a good cause (anti circumcision) but had to ruin it with Bill Gates conspiracy theory nonsense. Also I love How to with John Wilson

edit: hmm actually there is some stuff about bill gates and circumcision so I should probably fact check myself here

csm10495, in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!
@csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

Actually both happen: low paying jobs lead to being below the poverty line and therefore eligible for welfare.

It’s not great; especially when companies like Walmart cash in on this by paying less and telling employees to apply for welfare.

orrk,

if a job can’t feed you, it should not exist…

unrelatedkeg,

If an employer can’t ‘afford’ to pay you properly he shouldn’t run a business.

bluewing,

While that’s a nice sentiment that I agree with, you need to remember that those low paying jobs illegal immigrants often take, still pay far more than they could ever hope to make back home. Add to the low to nonexistent job skills and language issues, they start from far, far behind the eightball.

Having worked with large number of illegals back in the day, I found the vast majority to be quite genuinely nice people and co-workers. And they were some of the hardest workin’ sumbitches you would ever be around.

What I found interesting was the friction between the second and younger generations of Tex/Mex families and the newly arrived Mexicans, (I use Mexican to denote the actual country of origin here - sad that I need to do so). The first generation immigrants were very religious and conservative. While the second generations often adopted the more liberal attitudes of the locals. It caused a lot of ill undercurrents between the two groups.

orrk,

ok, but we can’t just let people be underpaid because it’s more than people make in, and excuse me for using this term, third world shithole that barely has water infrastructure (I’m looking at you Serbia).

bluewing,

Sadly, it’s a chicken and egg situation. You can’t get a better job because you have no skills employers will pay more for. And you can’t very easily find a way to get those skills because you would get deported because you are somewhere illegally.

It makes for a complicated problem to solve. And I don’t have an answer other than to say that it’s on the first generation to make it so the following generations climb the ladder upwards.

orrk,

you somehow managed to make national wealth inequality into a strictly personal issue.

so the solution is: you stop pretending like these people are all evil, let them work in America, but also force employers to pay a proper wage.

it’s also hilarious to pretend like Guatemalans coming to the US to work farms and construction are learning skills to get better pay back home.

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