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thawed_caveman, in Just fuck my shit up

If you’re in this bathroom sober, you’ll feel drunk.

If you’re in this bathroom drunk, your mind will escape into the 4th dimension and you may not be coming back.

Etterra,

What if you’re fucked up on shrooms?

NakariLexfortaine, in Next year's Christmas gift for that person in your life that you hate.

Do they have an audiobook version?

Bastards illiterate.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They tried doing an audiobook version, but it kept making phones melt.

Godnroc,

Really, the sign of a good copy is how short the recording is.

OttoVonNoob, in IT support work be like

My coworker had a customer shoot his router. So, yes alot of American small business owners are Frank Reynolds.

Asafum,

“My computer says no wifi, so anyway I started blasting.” Such Murica lol

Eonandahalf, in Eminem concert

This might be a weird question, does Eminem somehow actually perform in Fortnight (the game) ?

WeLoveCastingSpellz,

yes

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I would guess stream the audio and sync it up with an avatar.

KeenFlame,

But they don’t

drislands,

If it’s anything like the Marshmallow “concert”, no. It’s pre-recorded.

Info about how they did that: youtu.be/dPHPNgIihR0

XCraftMC,

the marshmellow concert was live, everything after has been prerecorded

Skates, (edited ) in IT support work be like

Also IT guys:

I have no idea why things don’t actually work and when presented with a core dump or any previous debugging the user did I panic like a little girl, so I restored to a previous system restore point, because fuck the changes you made since then and the fact that if you do them again the issue will come back, I’m just supposed to close this ticket, not actually fix things.

Yeah, I don’t call IT anymore.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

and the fact that if you do them again the issue will come back

Damn, answered your own question. Have you tried not doing the thing that breaks the computer?

Skates,

Yeah, let me not do my job anymore, so you don’t have to do yours.

Goddamn IT, man. Every single time.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

If it’s ACTUALLY part of your job I’ll care, if it’s some bullshit thing a wannabe IT user did to fuck their shit up that has nothing to do with their job (99% of the time it’s this) then fuck you.

It’s a business machine, not your personal test lab. Goddamn users, man. Every single time.

shiftymccool, (edited )

Your job is to break computers? If not, my guess is that you can do your job in such a way as to not break the computer. If not, the company really needs to reassess how your job is done

michaelmrose,

The implied problem you aren’t understanding is scope. Restoring your machines functionality and determining that if you do blank the universe breaks IS AN ACTUAL SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM that is in scope and highly efficient. The company probably doesn’t pay you to piddle fuck around nor does it pay the IT guy to make you piddle fucking around work out.

Digging in to the problem and figuring out an exact reproduction of the bug so that a bug can be filed with the appropriate owner of the whatever code and a fix instituted at some point would be far more interesting and fun, even more so if its in code you actually control and you can actually fix it but its likely not actually productive unless you can make a strong case for it.

The cost of fixing your stuff in 15 minutes and having you back in action is about $12.50. The cost of spending 3 days on it is $1200. Surely you understand why it works the way it works.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

The implied problem you aren’t understanding is scope. Restoring your machines functionality and determining that if you do blank the universe breaks IS AN ACTUAL SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM that is in scope and highly efficient. The company probably doesn’t pay you to piddle fuck around nor does it pay the IT guy to make your piddle fucking around work out.

Fucking THANK. YOU.

This is exactly what I’m talking about, we don’t get hired so that we can accommodate some bullshit that an individual user just thinks they need. We are hired to keep your machine working in the capacity that your job requires it to work. Nowhere in our job description does it say that we have to be your little errand boy making your fuck-ass decisions function in our environment.

Skates,

The company paid me to do exactly the actions I did before the system restore, which I had to redo after the system restore, and then I had to continue debugging and fixing the issue myself. Your cost analysis is fair in some cases, but it doesn’t really apply here. It wasn’t a “undo the changes so they can get back to work” situation, it was a “fix the issue so they can continue working” situation.

Also, restoring the machine to a previous state was not a fix for my issue. I wasn’t in a position where I did not have access, nor was I in one where I couldn’t revert the changes myself (even without the system restore). This was a lazy/incompetent tech, who finished their ticket and went home for the day having done nothing but inconvenience me even more, and cause me to spend even more time on the issue.

I only wish this was the only interaction I’ve ever had with IT where they proved to be more trouble than it’s worth, but sadly that’s not the case.

michaelmrose, (edited )

Well there are shitty folks in every profession

LifeOfChance, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

You know what’s also annoying AF? The number of apps that keep asking permissions when you open then. Doesn’t matter how many times you say no.

ohlaph,

Yeah, NordVPN does that now if you have notifications turned off. I turned them off because I would get notifications that were basically ads. Now, I have to dismiss their “please turn notifications on” screen every time I open it up. This will be my last subscription with them.

768, (edited ) in magic

I wonder if a forklift somewhere was ever consecrated.

HOLY FORKLIFT

NakariLexfortaine,

I can think of at least one.

My dad did that “Become a minister online” shit so he could perform the ceremony for a lesbian couple he knew who were having trouble shortly after same-sex marriage was legalized.

He also had a bit of fun with the whole thing, including the forklift, and “baptizing” a co-worker with cold coffee(it was the co-workers idea). Man even bought a set of cheap golf clubs from a pawn shop to bless, just so if he met Jason Lee, he could ask him to sign a holy putter.

moody,

Or if he met Ronnie James Dio (RIP) he could have him sign a Holy Driver.

OttoVonNoob, (edited ) in IT support work be like

Fun story, I worked IT for an American Telecom company. One day I recieved a phone call from a guy who was setting up his router. We were maybe five minutes into troubleshooting. He asks if he can eat his dinner while we troubleshoot and I say “no worries”. Within thirty seconds, I hear a bang and panicd screaming. He informs me he dumped soy sauce and rice all over his router and work space. I sent a field tech to replace the router and set it up.

Edit: This comic is the norm not the unusual…

SocialMediaRefugee,

I hope they installed the waterproof version

Twelve20two,

Were you talking to Frank Reynolds?

TheDrunkard, in magic

I’m also certified to exchange propane cylinders. It’s pretty important.

KnightontheSun,

Does that include accessories?

Mr_Blott,

Pffft you need a diesel so you can huff the blue dragon every time you reverse

Beep cough beep cough

c0mbatbag3l, in IT support work be like
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

“Why doesn’t Uber specific hardware that the vendor DEMANDED be put on a switch that we don’t have credentials for not work seamlessly with the network?!?”

“Because it doesn’t confirm to the standards of TCP/IP, and requires a dual NIC solution because God forbid they design their system to allow basic routing.”

“You just don’t know what you’re doing!”

“No, I’m just not going to volunteer myself to learn FCoIP so that your one special system has the support it needs until we deprecate it in six months.”

TimewornTraveler,

All they hear:

You just don’t know what you’re doing!"

"No, I’m just not going to volunteer myself to learn

200ok, in Flowers become incels due to climate change.

“Pansies”?

Is this the onion?

Noodle07,

💐

skullgiver, (edited ) in Can't block admin?
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  • effward,
    @effward@lemmy.world avatar

    I love that you found this workaround, but arguably that code path should do the admin check, too.

    MurrayL, in Can't block admin?

    It’s like RoboCop having a meltdown when he tries to arrest an OCP officer

    Superwidget,

    What a reference! Amazing

    SirSmokeAlot, in Dangerous moment on the road

    To me that looked like a well performed manoeuvre.

    Montagge,
    @Montagge@kbin.social avatar

    Looks like a shit driver to me

    distantsounds,

    Yeah, you should never film while driving…especially in snowy conditions…and definitely not with your arm out the window

    Enoblk,
    @Enoblk@lemmy.world avatar

    The car filmed does seem to have European plates, so the person filming could be the passenger of a right hand drive car. But I can’t really tell much more from the video

    Vinny_93,

    There are only a few countries in Europe that have right have drive cars, most well known is England. On the mainland we mostly do it the normal way.

    papalonian,

    someone having fun doing something I would never do

    Clearly they lack skill and knowledge.

    GiveMemes,

    They clearly lack skill and knowledge based on the shitty uncontrolled spin that they barely pulled themselves out of. Did they have to better than 90% of drivers to know how to countersteer? Yes. Are they still dogshit compared to the top 1% also yes except they think they’re invulnerable as it’s usually poorly (if at all) trained teenagers and young adults that do incredibly stupid shit like this.

    tryagain,

    You seem upset.

    papalonian,

    What a weird gatekeep-y comment. “They didn’t perform as well as the top 1% they’re incredibly stupid” what is it with this post that has all the butthurt people coming out

    GiveMemes,

    Probably all the people doing things like this that think they’re hot shit and then kill a family of 4 being an idiot on public roads.

    Falcon,

    Could you share the link to some of your driving videos?

    I like cars and I’d love to see your stuff.

    Hikermick,

    Agreed. Something about their driving seemed very deliberate. Either that or they’re an asshole that got luckey

    phoenixz,

    Eh, the way they were filming this was obviously a setup

    flambonkscious,

    I concur - it seems like the chances of recovering so gracefully (vs ending up in a ditch, or similar) are miniscule.

    Plus the while setting is conveniently clear, like its been planned

    Seudo,

    In Aus they do it on gravel with bunky utes. In UAE they do it on bitumen with new Mercs. Takes a bit of fine tuning but it’s the same same.

    feedum_sneedson, in Hope that clears things up

    Napalm sticks

    Kowowow,

    I’ve heard it mainly sticks to kids

    Thcdenton,

    😐

    Piemanding,

    That’s what I was gonna say. If it doesn’t stick it doesn’t do as much damage.

    Rakonat,

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfYNapalm sticks to kids.

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