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drbluefall, in I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant
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This one does not spark joy.

VikingHippie,

Right you are, Marie Condiment!

db2, in Don't want any nerd mussels

2 and 5 degrees what? Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, from top dead center, from Kevin Bacon? We need to know!

ElBarto, (edited )
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes.

Especially the Kevin Bacon one.

thorbot, (edited )

If you say his name three times in the mirror he teleports behind you and snaps your neck

tacosanonymous,

Don’t threaten me with an amazing time.

thorbot,

It wasn’t a threat.

It was a promise

Asudox, in #интересное
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Is this a shitpost?

gigachad,

It’s not the first photo OP posted here. They are nice photos but obviously off topic. No ideq what the cyrillic title means.

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

It seems like OP is russian and I guess he doesn’t know what a shitpost is.

VikingHippie, in What's up doc? That's a very oink carrot you got there, doc?

It has MANY potential meanings!

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Further, Esteemed Animal Rescuer!

Fun! Esperanto Amidst Raccoons!

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Frank Eats All ramen

PeriodicallyPedantic,

I love bacronyms

VikingHippie,

Me too! It’s one of my favorite hobbies 😁

capital, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

Is this an Android meme I’m too iOS to understand?

LucidNightmare,

How quickly the fan boys come to downvote you for being correct. 🤣

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

“Android bad, they hate us for being right” --iOS users after pointing out the flaws in a satirical meme

LucidNightmare,

You guys are too funny. 🤣

AVincentInSpace,

ah whatever, have fun with your straw man.

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

truly I must bow to your superior intellect. iphones have so many more features, like not being able to sideload apps, not being able to use a terminal or actual filesystem, not being able to install browsers that aren’t reskins of safari, not being able to use apps that would totally work on my device because Steve jobs thought they looked bad with a different screen size, and strawman arguments about what android was like 10 years ago. iOS is clearly superior and I’m gonna sell my phone today

LucidNightmare,

Oh my gosh! All of those would be super helpful if I actually cared to use them! I don’t need my phone to be a mobile computer. That’s why I have a desktop!

I sideload apps like YouTube that has sponsor block and it also blocks ads, just so I can airplay it to my television. That’s all I need.

Some of us just like a simple device. I don’t need the rest of that. My god dude, it was a fucking joke because androids have always had these weird ass permission requests.

I hate Apple as much as the next guy, but I like the ecosystem. That’s all I need for my use case.

Get a grip, and relax. Take a fucking joke. The way you’re reacting is EXACTLY why I made the god damn joke in the first place. 🤯

AVincentInSpace,

I have been using android since 2013 and that was legitimately the last time I saw any such “weird permission request”

I hate Apple as much as the next guy, but I like the ecosystem

which is a fancy way of saying “I hate Apple as much as the next guy, but I still bought all their products”

LucidNightmare,

Ah yes. The two things I own. The watch and the phone. That sure is ALL the Apple products available to buy. You got me all right!

I’m not going to sit here and bicker with your dense ass over something as minuscule as what mobile OS we each prefer.

Pull your head out of your ass, learn to take a fucking joke.

Best wishes to you.

capital,

The vast majority of the Android/iOS flamewar is pro Android on fedi (mostly Mastodon for me). I usually don’t bother but I thought my comment was at least sort of funny? oh well.

LucidNightmare,

It was funny! These people act like THEIR way is the ONLY way. Not all of us want our phones to be mobile computers with full feature sets. I just want a simple device that has a very nice ecosystem where everything connects and works together 98% of the time. Apple sucks too, who would’ve thought.

Gestrid,

Sort of. I don’t remember the specifics, but it used to be that some apps completely unrelated to phone calls had to request access to make phone calls because of some stuff they needed that Google only allowed them access to if they had the phone call permission.

I believe Google has since changed it so most of that stuff is now a separate permission not related to phone calls, so you don’t see it as often now. It can still happen with older apps, though.

underwire212, in I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant

Oh fuuuuuuck you

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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elbucho, in IT support work be like
@elbucho@lemmy.world avatar

At one point in a former life, I was one of the trainers for the incoming helpdesk technicians. One of the practical exams we put them through involved us doing creative things to fuck with their computers before they came to class, and then having them figure out what was wrong and how to fix it. Plugging the mouse from one computer into its neighbor’s USB port and vice versa was one of my favorite tricks. For whatever reason, it had a 100% success rate in effectively fucking with them.

jasondj, (edited )

That’s lame and easy to figure out.

Switch to wireless mice. Maybe Logitech Unifying. Then one day pull all the dongles out and put them in a bucket.

First person to figure out how to download and install the unifying software and re-pair their mouse without using it gets a bonus.

But most people nowadays are lost without mice so they’d probably cycle through all the dongles on the laptop plugged into the projector and all move their mice until they figure out which is whose.

AlligatorBlizzard, in I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant

Have an extremely angry upvote. I don’t even like raw fish and this pisses me off. And I’m also craving an eel roll. Anyone know a good sushi restaurant in Minneapolis?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t know any sushi place in Minneapolis that has ketchup 0/10

SpaceNoodle,

I think I knew one in 2003

CheeseNoodle, (edited ) in IT support work be like

In defense of ‘the computer forgot my password’ guy I’m sure we’ve all experienced the following sequence.

  • Incorrect password
  • Go to change password
  • New password cannot be the same as the old password
MycelialMass,

Truly maddening

dgbbad, (edited )

**

  • Go to change password
  • They also don’t know the password of the email address the reset email is sent to

*idk how to format

jasondj,

This struggle is real. Except I forget which email address I used because I use a lot of aliases.

Normally my password manager would handle it but sometimes there’s re-branding and a new domain and the password manager can’t figure it out.

Throwaway4669332255,

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  • kattenluik,

    I’m sorry to tell you this so hastily but everyone else is a bot, it is just you and everything you’ve experienced is completely unique to you.

    AdrianTheFrog,
    @AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

    I would interpret ‘the computer forgot my password’ as someone accidentally getting logged out of their password manager

    pm_me_your_quackers, in Poseidon why

    Get rekt you non-bidet having fucks

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    “Hate it? I go out of my way to have it happen!”

    pm_me_your_quackers,

    Why stop at posiden’s kiss when you can have posiden’s piss

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    Poseidon’s power washer

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    I pressure wash my prostate because it feels nice.

    Assman,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Bidet? I’m not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day.

    Thcdenton, in Some free fruit

    My sister is a compulive lemon thief. Its the only thing I’ve ever seen her steal but if she sees a lemon tree she’s fuckin stealing a lemon. Its so funny watching this grown ass woman creep up on some fancy house and steal a lemon like some kind of citrus goblin.

    joshLaserbeam,

    The lemon stealing whore is real!

    gears,
    rob_t_firefly,
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    Thcdenton,

    I just looked into the meme history, turns out his co-star was either murdered or commited suicide too. Fuckin hell porn can be a nightmare.

    cooopsspace,

    As someone who also has an over-producing lemon tree I actually don’t mind people taking them. Like, what am I going to do with like 200 lemons? Leave them for the invasive possums to eat? They’re absolutely feral.

    Thcdenton,
    cooopsspace,

    Image doesn’t load. But if it’s a ring tail that’s a native one in Australia. But the brush tails are like feral cats.

    Thcdenton,

    Ah gotcha. It was a gif of baby american opossums eating fruit. They are good tempered and adorable.

    SoleInvictus, (edited )
    @SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

    Aww, sweet little babies. I love possums and their goofy little Tim Burtonesque faces. We have a resident possum who trundles around our property at night. I give them pancakes when I can.

    Edit: here’s the link to the full video of the baby possums in the GIF.

    elscallr,
    @elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

    You might check out recipes for Indian lemon pickle. It’s a way of salt fermenting them that results in a spicy delicious condiment that can last for ages.

    Agent641,

    Just today I stole some cuttings from a random houses grape vine. Im pirating their garden.

    keefshape,

    Who wouldn’t download a vineyard?!

    Vespair,

    I believe I saw a documentary about her

    imPastaSyndrome, in Niko it's your cousin

    Is there a blue m&m eating yellows ass?

    TimewornTraveler, (edited )

    yea it’s got face

    surewhynotlem, in Niko it's your cousin

    The longer I stare at this, the more W becomes TF.

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s why the bowling alley doesn’t show these screens too long. You’ll be F-ing the what.

    TimewornTraveler,

    why’s there a dog

    db2, in Poseidon why

    Basket Case is such an underrated series. 🙏

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
    db2,

    URLs with an ampersand break badly, try rehosting it somewhere like catbox.moe

    SendMePhotos, in Damn... I'll take 10 with you's

    I’ll take the $2 blind.

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    @SendMePhotos, nude or…

    SendMePhotos,

    Senders choice! So far I’ve received a landscape scenery.

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Left boob OK?

    SendMePhotos,

    Only at a 270° angle. Right boob must be a 90° angle.

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Nipple is 0°, right?

    SendMePhotos,

    For simplicity, we will assume that the nipple is a positive Z axis integer with the head of a body positioned at positive Y. Any rotations would then fall on the X axis, in degrees, unless specified otherwise. This way, the rotation would be on a standard body rotation of left and right. Else one may have to take a photo with a rotated body in possibly an inverted position… Or I suppose simply rotating the camera, which is less entertaining.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0dc2ec0e-382b-4621-9fce-0902aa22a5a9.jpeg

    0x4E4F, (edited )
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    This way, the rotation would be on a standard body rotation of left and right.

    Uuummm, I don’t think so… at least not acording to the pic. If you rotate on the x-axis, essentially the body is moving like a gymnist on a high bar.

    SendMePhotos,

    Oops, you are correct. I guess I got my axes mixed up. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    0x4E4F, (edited )
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Meeh, we all make mistakes 🤷.

    Still want that left tit pic? Gotta warn you, it’s hairy 😂.

    SendMePhotos,

    Roflmao, let’s do it!

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Sent 🤣.

    SendMePhotos,

    It’s beautiful! I’ll treasure this moment forever.

    0x4E4F, (edited )
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    🤣🤣🤣

    Don’t forget to mention my tit when you get asked the same question again 🤣🤣🤣.

    SendMePhotos,

    You make me want to change my name to 6f4e37

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Had to google that to be honest 😂… didn’t know what coffee was spelled like in hex 😂.

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