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The_Cleanup_Batter, in What's up doc? That's a very oink carrot you got there, doc?

And here I thought it meant Focus Endeavor Attack Rattata.

KijinSeija,

That was my first thought too

DavLemmyHav,

Fucking Evil Annoying Rat

Console_Modder, in Surely you can't be serious.
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I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

FlyingSquid,
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I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

NaoPb, in I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant

See, while this might be considered not-done, I think they get to decide how they like to eat their food. Even if it offends the rest of us greatly (which it does).

Maggoty,

While true. God help them if the chef sees.

PeterPoopshit, in They don't even know the song

Single moon theory is a lie. Earth has 4 moons. Only 1 of them is visible at a time because of orbits.

Steve,

TimeCube!

danc4498, in I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant

I like the ones on the left with the BBQ sauce on it.

AngryCommieKender,

That’s probably eel sauce. Some sushi rolls are prepped with that stuff

iAvicenna, in I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant
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also works with pizza restaurants in Italy

spicytuna62,
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And steakhouses in Texas also love this trick!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in Next year's Christmas gift for that person in your life that you hate.

<span style="color:#323232;">> enjoy poetry
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FlyingSquid,
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You realise that, although the Vogon poetry is indeed astoundingly bad, worse things happen at sea, and in fact, at school. With an effort for which Hercules himself would have patted you on the back, you grit your teeth and enjoy the stuff.

SubArcticTundra, in his ham
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There’s a name for these sorts of memes

Caesium,

speed of lobsters

FinishingDutch, (edited ) in I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant
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I’ve seen this in real life.

We were having a company dinner at a REALLY fancy place. They were advertisers in our paper. So, the chef had prepared a nice six course meal for the group.

Some colleagues are definitely more McD’s guests rather than fancy restaurants.

Three courses in, here comes a steak and gourmet fries to garnish. Colleague goes hog wild, dumps a bunch of fries on his plate and waves over the waitress. “Hey, do you have a bottle of ketchup? For on the steak?” The look she gave him was one of utter shock. “I, uh, wow, uhm… I’ll check”.

She eventually came back with a bottle, but I was sure the chef would have chased my colleague around with a kitchen knife if he’d heard of the request. That dude was intense.

Mr_Blott,

REALLY fancy place

Steak and fries

🤨

devious,

There are “fancy” (and of course expensive) places that specialise in high end cuts of meat - that serve fries as a standard side option.

FinishingDutch,
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Steak and fries is a restaurant staple, even if you go really expensive. This place serves 200 euro plus Wagyu cuts, for reference. And it was sublime.

The fries were ‘gourmet’ fries. Basically, you get like a ramekin of fries, which are mostly meant as garnish. It’s not like a full plate of fries.

My colleague liked them so much he did ask for extra fries, which got a mild frown from the waitress.

smeg,

It’s different if you’re choosing to go somewhere fancy and pay for something expensive and then negate the fanciness, but for a free work meal I’m going to give your colleague the benefit of the doubt and assume they know what they like. Don’t gatekeep food, who gives a shit what other people like?

FinishingDutch,
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Oh don’t get me wrong, it was wildly entertaining. I’m more of a cheap pizza guy anyway. Our other work dinners were at a local steak restaurant which was much more everyone’s vibe.

Still, it was hilarious to see someone order ketchup with a 200 euro wagyu cut, prior to having tasted the thing. (Pure perfection, best steak ever)

smeg,

€200 for a single steak, paid for by the company? Man, that is a whole order of magnitude fancier than I was expecting!

FinishingDutch, (edited )
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Well, that was the price on the menu, but not what we paid :D

As mentioned, the restaurant was one of our advertisers. We helped them plan their media campaign, did the printed menu’s, few other promotional things like that. So the owner/chef invited us to basically dine ‘at cost’ as a thank you. He also planned the six course meal for the entire group so he could cook stuff that he wanted to show off.

So basically… we got an expensive restaurant at a cheap restaurant price. Our company also had about 10 people, so it wasn’t too extravagant.

smeg,

Fair, that makes sense. I still admire the chaos monkey energy of your ketchup colleague though!

M137, in Friendly Reminder
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Experiencing this like a jump scare for the first time in TLoZ: TotK made me hit my knee really hard on the underside of my desk. That was two weeks ago, and it’s still sore. And I don’t trust trees anymore, not that they’re hard to defeat, it’s just easy to forget that enemy type exists and get jump scared all over again. I hate them.

evranch,

I love how you still have to defeat them with an axe.

However if the trees get you this hard I would love to know what you thought of the game’s true terrifying jump scare enemy. I’m not mentioning them just in case you haven’t run across them yet… But I’m sure you have, right?

Piemanding,

I avoided that thing until I found out it wasn’t an endgame enemy. It outran my first horse and saw how little damage my early bow did and I hid up on a rock. IDK how they will ever jump scare me as much as that and the Guardians, but Nintendo has some talent.

TSG_Asmodeus, in What's up doc? That's a very oink carrot you got there, doc?

I thought it was First Encounter Assault Recon.

zanyllama52,
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I knew it wasn’t just me. I don’t typically go for horror themed games, but this series worked.

chaosppe, in Poseidon why
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Inside? Are you gaping? 😂

Kolanaki,
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If the turd is big enough to cause the water to splash up your butt, it’s probably also big enough to leave you wide open.

Scubus,

Vulnerable yes, sphincterless no

umbrella,
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i mean he just took a shit

MIDItheKID, in Poseidon why

Wasn’t this basically the original f7u12 rage comic?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dad4d55b-1ac2-474d-8225-3266f9fe3223.png

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

It weird to think just how much prominent internet culture originated on 4chan in the earlier days of memes

Kusimulkku,

It’s the advantage of barely moderated places like that, fosters creativity since anything goes. But then again, anything goes is also a big downside.

jdeath, in One possible caveat of using an open source search engine alternative instead of Google

i use Kagi. its paid but it is so refreshing not getting ads and being able to tune the search results.

snek,
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Looks interesting, I’m considering it

random_character_a, in IT support work be like
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You don’t need to be in IT, you just need boomer parents.

hakunawazo, (edited )

I see it as a fair deal. They paid my absurdly high phone bill as I fell for dial up scammers in my youth while experimenting with fresh new internet, and so I abandon all hope of lazy free time and help them with their unresponding printer now.

Uglyhead, (edited )
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Fun thing is,… the cycle repeats.

~20% of Boomers had good working knowledge of the technologies of their age, similar to today.

dingus, (edited )

Idk. I’m not in IT, but I’ve always seemed to have a tendency to try to troubleshoot tech problems.

I help out my coworkers, parents, and even my younger sibling on occasion (he’s in his early 20s). If it’s solely an age thing, then you’d think I wouldn’t be doing it with those similar to my own age or younger than me.

At work I even figured out why our headsets (vital to our job) would intermittently fail and stop working, absolutely destroying our workflow. Our IT department couldn’t manage to figure it out. But I eventually found that it intermittently conflicted with a program on the computer (Microsoft Teams).

I’m absolutely no genius and my knowledge is probably rather minimal. But I think it’s a difference in attitude and affinity for the stuff.

_lilith,
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Yeah no. Most of em just decided they don’t have to learn anything anymore and have this learned helplessness with technology. I have seen 70 year olds trouble shoot a computer like champions but a dude in his 50’s just “isn’t good with computers” and can’t change the font size in word without his hand held

Agent641,

Ill never lose touch with tech. Except fucking ticktock. Or temu. Or that other one.

Uglyhead, (edited )
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I’ve had people close to me say the same thing.

A person who knew thoroughly how to install software and get computers up and running in the 80’s and 90’s, now had no interest at all in learning how to use a cellphone. Cognitive decline/brain shrink inevitably started happening at age 40 or so and it made it more and more difficult to understand the new tech.

Similar thing happens with music, and keeping up to date with new artists and so forth. As you get older I guess you just start to not give a shit as much at all about the newfangled jibjabs and doohickeys.

Meme incoming (oh I found the clip!) —-> youtu.be/BGrfhsxxmdE?si=A76DPdg4z4ZMxQL7

random_character_a,
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If the day comes that you have deal with your personal matters or bank business through those services, I’ll put a bullet through my brain.

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