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Entropy, in No excuses

I’m in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that’s a pretty good excuse.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Ok, there is ONE excuse.

Entropy,

🤣

LemmyKnowsBest,

You’re in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone

Entropy,

Doesn’t mean I wanna put my hands on the ground lol.

pleb_maximus, in Why

My homies selfies aren’t tasty feet pics of attractive women. Sorry, not sorry.

toomanypancakes,
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Why aren’t your homies taking better selfies?

pleb_maximus,

My homies aren’t women.
Also I don’t have facebook or instagram, so I don’t actually know any selfies of homies in the first place.

toomanypancakes, in Hey, the A.I said it not me.
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If only I looked average

iAvicenna, (edited )
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I too, am surprised, how much below I am of the average teen vampire fantasy

Annoyed_Crabby, in No excuses

I’m lazy. Should be a good excuse.

sartalon, in I don't know how to title this

NSFW?

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of people calling the police together because of this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

toomanypancakes, in No excuses
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Okay fine, geez. Everybody trying to get me working out.

There.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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And cut down on the pancakes

Shiggles,

Or don’t and just do

~100 calories for a medium pancake

~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)

=277 pushups per pancake.

Totally worth it!

Public_Tumbleweed, in No excuses

Double it and give it to the next person

TeckFire, in No excuses

You know what?

I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Deal 🤝

tonytins, in Fuck Disney tbh
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And everyone else’s art has suffers for it.

Sarmyth, in I don't know how to title this

My first thought upon seeing this image was that it reminded me of tubgirl.

clay_pidgin, in I don't know how to title this

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I’m sick, and I might die from laughing.

randallchua, in I don't know how to title this

lemmyshitpost? More like lemmypisspost

Imgonnatrythis,

This one is acceptable for cross posting actually

pan0wski, in No excuses
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O7

bastian_5, in No excuses

I’m using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don’t get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks…

tias, in Onions are a violation of the terms of service.

Looks like you were already banned for some previous violation before you tried to post the comment.

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