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maniacalmanicmania, in I don't know how to title this
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Nice phone/camera reflexes you have there. I would have fumbled this opportunity for fame and fortune.

LemmyKnowsBest, in What's wrong with 'eggs'?

“Cloaca” would be more accurate than “butt” if they really wanna get technical

seathru,

“Butt” is describing an area, not an orifice.

TotalFat,

You know what? Chicken butt!

mack7400,

But why?

Sway_Chameleon,
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Chicken thigh!

Viking_Hippie,

And also a former football player who played in the midfield for Manchester United and Newcastle United, amongst others.

baseless_discourse, (edited ) in What's wrong with 'eggs'?

I thought it is literally nugget made from chicken butt, which many people do eat BTW.

zh.m.wikipedia.org/zh-hant/雞屁股

bassomitron,

What is that wiki article supposed to be?

MrJameGumb,
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It’s about a street food whose comical name apparently translates to “chicken butts” in English

baseless_discourse, (edited )

Here is the google translate link: zh-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog/zh-hant/雞屁股?

qilixiang (七里香) literally translate to: fragrance from seven miles (Chinese mile, which is half a km) away.

FlyingSquid,
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which many people do eat BTW.

Chinese people, apparently. And I have yet to hear a part of an animal, or, in fact, an animal at all, that Chinese people won’t eat.

baseless_discourse, (edited )

Chinese people are not big on deer, bear, or monkey; and of course many animals that are not native to China, like crocodiles, ostrich, etc.

Many deep water fish are also not traditionally popular, like tuna and salmon. Chinese do eat them now, but mostly because of japanese influence.

FlyingSquid,
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Catoblepas,

No deer?? But venison tastes so good! This is honestly surprising to me, I would have thought anywhere deer were native they’d be a traditional food source.

Aganim, in I don't know how to title this

As a developer I can only say: no matter how foolproof you make your product, you will always encounter that one special user.

ShieldsUp,

foolproof? There aren’t even any latches on this cover! Who wrote these requirements?!

feralbobcat, in What's wrong with 'eggs'?

What’s wrong with butt nuggets?

JamesDebenture007,

How about the fact that they don’t come from the BUTT?

SendMePhotos,

They come out where babies come from. It’s the same thing, stupid.

MrJameGumb, in What's wrong with 'eggs'?
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Cowboy Kent Rollins calls them “cackleberries”, which always makes me giggle for some reason

originalucifer, (edited ) in What's wrong with 'eggs'?
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do not underestimate comedic value. its what gets unattractive people laid, and would absolutely cause me to purchase butt nuggets from one farm skipping the eggs from the previous farm.

Oderus, in It's not door number 2?

Reminds me of a joke.

What did one gay sperm say to the other?

I can’t see shit in here.

TrickDacy, in What's wrong with 'eggs'?
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They’re actually chicken periods.

AnIntenseMoist,

I prefer chicken abortions.

poppy,

Abortion implies fertilization. Your typical carton of eggs comes from chickens that have not been near a rooster and therefore won’t have been fertilized. They’re just completed menstruation.

thorbot, (edited ) in Bad day

I’ll be downvoted to oblivion but this post is fucked up. Body shaming is fucking despicable. Your downvotes prove me right that this place is just a toxic cesspit

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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No shame from me. All bodies are fucking funny, my friend. We’re hairless apes who wear fabrics and live in boxes. We’re some odd motherfuckers.

DrFuggles,

I mean yeah, but it’s mainly funny because I had absolutely no idea what I was looking at. The color, pattern and lighting meant I really absolutely had no idea what I was looking at. A back? A sweater? A cat? A crotch? A knee? An ass? Something else?

So yeah.

redballooon, in What's wrong with 'eggs'?

Doesn’t sound appetizing enough.

ininewcrow,
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Scrambled butt nuggets?

redballooon,

That’s the spirit.

Hupf, (edited ) in I don't know how to title this

Is your opossum ok?

Also, this would belong to !pissposting

brognak, in nuclear chicken

That shade of red looks weirdly like the Photoshop element selector overlay thing

pimento64,

So does the fact that it doesn’t line up with the chicken

Hupf, in Onions are a violation of the terms of service.

Those onion cutting ninjas at it again with their vendetta

aeronmelon, in Hey, the A.I said it not me.

So, young Bjork and old Daniel Radcliffe.

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