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vividcoffee, in nuclear chicken

Looks like a hardcore band logo. Dunno what it says though.

SonnyVabitch, in Hey, the A.I said it not me.

The actual average probably looks much more Asian, given where the largest population centres are.

JohnDClay,

What’s the data set from? It will at least be skewed towards people most posting to the social media networks scraped for training data. I wouldn’t be surprised if foreign language social media was substantially underrepresented in the data set because the programmers putting it together weren’t as familiar with it.

cRazi_man, in I don't know how to title this

Many women think this is what men do in the toilet.

BluJay320,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

As someone with a penis, I can confirm this is exactly what we do in the toilet

Norgur,

I stopped doing it. Was too difficult to get up. God I'm old.

LillyPip,

One of my first jobs was cleaning toilets in a bowling alley and I’m pretty sure this is what women do in the toilet. Anything to avoid touching that seat.

I’m a woman and I’ve never understood it.

cRazi_man,

Yes I’ve heard of this “hovering” phenomenon. Curious.

Kjatten, in nuclear chicken

That’s chicken? I thought that was melted plastic

uservoid1, in I don't know how to title this

“Politician interact with voters after election”

DarkMessiah, in Onions are a violation of the terms of service.

Might be something to do with a certain encryption protocol that shall remain unnamed.

FlyingSquid, in Hey, the A.I said it not me.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I see fuck and marry, but where’s kill?

Pinklink,

The guy already did the killing

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Here.

Bonehead,

It's the AI...

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

The reflection on the screen.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not nice. :(

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

You can always choose to fuck (or marry) yourself.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve tried fucking myself, but my penis is too short.

hungryphrog,

skill issue

Batbro,

Ikr, gitgud

TheRealLinga,

Then put a ring on it

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not into that kink.

Tangent5280,

I don’t understand how that would make it longer

Slow, in I don't know how to title this

The plastic thing that stands upright is part of the tray and there was probably a bottom where the cat could sit so as not to get its paws wet. Probably this second bottom broke under the weight of the cat while he was peeing. The cat’s owner managed to film a rare shot of the fall.

MotoAsh, (edited )

Kinda’ looks like it was pushing its back backward against the plastic wall and the extra top popped off, suddenly offering no support, so the cat and the top tumbled over out the box.

Why it’d put so much weight outward is a whole damn question, though… The before picture was probably funny, too.

Taleya,

You’d think that, but as serf to three felines, they just be like that.

FlyingSquid, in Onions are a violation of the terms of service.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Onions are pretty great. Even White Castle onion chips are good.

Agent641, in moist

Moist humor

Gradually_Adjusting, in I don't know how to title this
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

“Pissing myself laughing” MFs be like

Smytty, in I don't know how to title this
@Smytty@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like a Renaissance statue.

Rubanski,

A fountain in Rome

TheLurker, in What's the best answer?

Here is a question for the mind readers out there.

Why do I have a face of post-nut clarity when I’m only standing here looking at you?

Trick question. 😉

RGB3x3, in I don't know how to title this

record scratch

You’re probably wondering how I got here.

marx2k,

Fuck. Just spit coffee out in bed

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Onto your coworkers face

tryagain,

Nothing wrong with employing family in this economy.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Baba O’Riley plays

southbayrideshare,

This is the photographic equivalent of Lewis Black’s “if it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.”

It doesn’t make sense at first, but your brain has to rationalize it so it comes up with a plausible explanation. It doesn’t have the context to know if that’s the right explanation, so while you’re driving to work and going about your day it’s still trying to process this in the background, quietly pushing you toward an aneurism years later.

Wogi,

4H doesn’t really make sense if you’re from an area where it’s a big thing, but I’ve known a fair number of people who only went to school because of their 4H livestock. Got a buddy who’s a doctor debt free because of a steer.

Hephoh2, (edited ) in I don't know how to title this

This gives me vibes of one of these shock images from the olden days. Not goatse.

PullUpCircuit,

I immediately thought of tubgirl.

bodaciousFern,

Tubcat

maniacalmanicmania,
@maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone avatar

+1

Beat me to it.

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