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Lifebandit666, in You wanted to

FATHER

Viking_Hippie,

Why have you forsaken me ‽

distantsounds, in Slay Bans 😭
FlyingSquid,
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If you were to tell me you suspected Gwyneth Paltrow of being a serial killer, I wouldn’t automatically say you were wrong…

Sterile_Technique, in The opposite of a stork.
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The official bird of the state of Texas.

sajran, in I'm trying to think of something more stupid than this but it's not easy...

Well, can’t say I’m surprised. I had something like that in pretty much every school I was in, just that ours were actually Gmail accounts. For non-technical folks it’s an easy and obvious solution. And to be honest, it works…

lolcatnip,

It “works” if everybody is well behaved and you don’t care about niceties like seeing which messages have been read.

TropicalDingdong, in The opposite of a stork.

whatever this is in every driveway and a chicken in every pot.

Waraugh, (edited ) in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!

The narrative of friends and family from the small town I grew up in and left, to rarely if ever revisit, reason that the immigrants work illegally for cash at meat packing plants, roofing, etc. This while drawing benefits, as unregistered/illegal immigrants. I don’t know how an undocumented person could collect benefits. Frankly I don’t know enough about any of it to say whether their narrative is accurate or not.

I have always held the opinion that even if their likely false narrative is true, those sound like extremely hard working folks being exploited and taken advantage of and points to an underlying problem that immigrants are not effectively integrated into our society through accessible legal procedures in a way that enables them to positively impact society to the greatest extent of their potential. I’d bet with living wages these folks would be filling up trade schools and all kinds of additional skilled labor roles that would be built upon and advanced generationally. I don’t understand why a country wouldn’t want injection of realized opportunity and advancement into its society, economics, and culture.

Death_Equity,

It is not uncommon for illegals to obtain someone else’s documents for use. $50 and you can have enough of someone’s information to claim benefits or get “lawful” employment.

Not everyone who does that uses that information to abuse the system, many don’t take benefits or get credit cards to abuse, most just use it to get a job that pays better than cash under the table. They do occasionally need to get new information, I don’t think I ever asked what caused the necessity to switch.

Source: Worked along side illegals and formerly associated with connected individuals.

DaCrazyJamez, in The opposite of a stork.

In college I had a coat hanger in a picture frame with a little sign that said “in case of emergency break glass”

frankenswine, in You wanted to

you wanted to

VonReposti, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?

At least it boots faster than the gaming PC I had in 2010

PerogiBoi, in Oh, we're doing Baldwin shitposts?
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This is the weirdest tv remote I’ve ever seen.

not_that_guy05,

It identifies as a mag.

Neon,

don’t know why you’re being downvoted, it made me go ‘heh’ :)

DragonTypeWyvern,
Neon,

Huh, guess i don’t hang out enough in conservative corners, because i thought it was pretty original

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Lucky you.

Neon,

Nothing to do with luck.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Funny, there’s usually a pretty fair number of conservatives that live under rocks.

Neon, (edited )

Do i hear a slight undertone of passive-aggression and accusation?

Maybe you should stop being addicted to twitter and facebook as well, it really helps your mental health.

Maybe then you’ll also stop being passive aggressive against random people you just met.

not_that_guy05,

And I ain’t even conservative. I guess only conservatives can make jokes.

Ilovethebomb,

I’m genuinely amazed you haven’t heard this one before.

Neon,

Yeah, i don’t really hang out on traditionla social media. And on Reddit/Lemmy it’s not really on memes subs.

The only reason i saw this Post is because Lemmy defaults to “all” instead of “subscribed”

Ilovethebomb,

Fair enough.

theyoyomaster,

If you use it to control the TV the only thing it can do is turn it off permanently.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Less reliably with today’s LED TVs. They don’t have the same satisfying “pop” that old CRTs did.

TwentySeven,

(maybe)

theyoyomaster,

I bought it to store my reloading fuckups so we’ll see.

PerogiBoi, in I'm trying to think of something more stupid than this but it's not easy...
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Moodle is free and open source and exactly for this (along with hosting course material as well).

unreasonabro, (edited ) in The opposite of a stork.

All Hail Abortion Eagle! Truly a sign of freedom.

CultHero, in Piers Morgan gets owned

Morgan is a cancer.

electric_nan, in Ketchup alignment

If I’m riding in a car, I’ll tear open the ketchup packet, and dip a fry in it. Other times, I might squeeze the ketchup out onto each fry as I eat them-- only when using those refillable bottles with the narrow nozzle.

dipshit, in Someone get working on this, right away!

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