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Enzy, in No excuses

Too drunk for this shit.

catworm, in I don't know how to title this
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Midstream fall.

rkk, in Crying to Mariah
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And when you hear “last cristmas…” you are ready to commit suicide.

thefartographer, (edited )

Last Christmas, I did a big shart

The very next day, you ran away.

Thiiiiis year, be kind to my rear

And say that my skid marks are special

SkyeStarfall,

I am so utterly sick of hearing the same goddamn 5 Christmas songs over and over and over and over again every fucking year

It feels like I’m trapped in fucking limbo, god lmao

ininewcrow, in Citrus Lingerie
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Depending on where you are … no nut November is over now

jballs,
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You know you’re down bad when you’re losing NNN to a bag of oranges.

JoShmoe, in do not use this bin

Doesn’t setting up the trash bin where it is now count as using the bin?

tacosanonymous, in Citrus Lingerie

That poor recycled image.

GrammatonCleric,
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Noodle07,

Need more jpeg

GrammatonCleric,
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blanketswithsmallpox,

Now enhance!

GrammatonCleric,
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The_Picard_Maneuver,
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It’s a rescue. It has had a hard life.

kttnpunk, in Crying to Mariah
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if I don’t at least hear the George Micheal version soon I’m gonna lose it tbqh

ericbomb, in No excuses

But I already worked out today and my arms hurt 😵 you want me to over do it???

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Yes

ericbomb,

I did 21 cause you can’t tell me what to do.

slurpeesoforion, in Citrus Lingerie

Stop slut shaming oranges.

badbytes,

$20 dollars is $20 dollars.

TseseJuer,

20 dollars dollars is 20 dollars dollars

slurpeesoforion,

What you described is a ho. Hoes do it for money. Sluts do it because they want to. Although you can be both.

ininewcrow,
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At $20 that’s either a cheap ho … or a really talented slut

FlyingSquid,
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Either way, it’s a lot for one bag of oranges.

Ghostalmedia, in Gotta get that flarp
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Should’ve bought an original 1st Gen Xbox. As the startup screen shows, it’s powered by Flarp.

youtu.be/6w75IVld3QI?si=yaS_upEYL0-8nBrA

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Nostalgia level rising

MossyFeathers,

You can get a first gen Xbox for about $50~$100, including games. Just be aware of the clock capacitor. A lot of xboxes have bad clock capacitors now (they used them instead of coin cell batteries for some reason), which can leak and damage the board. If you get an OG Xbox, make sure you A) check the serial number to figure out where the capacitor is and if the Xbox needs it because B) the last Xbox version had better capacitors that don’t fail nearly as much, but they’re required for the Xbox to start up. On older models you can just snap off the capacitor and call it a day so long as it didn’t leak and corrode the board traces.

Oh, and electron shepherd has an hdmi adapter for the Xbox. Works pretty well.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Tbh an Xbox can be found at ~€10 here. I just can’t be bothered picking one up. The startup animation however does tickle my brain.

happilybitchycowboy, in No excuses
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No can do. My left arm is broke.

cm0002,

Excuses! Your right arm is perfectly fine

happilybitchycowboy,
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I’m a lefty. That was my strong arm 💪

feedum_sneedson, in I don't know how to title this

It speaks for itself, honestly.

B1naryB0t, in Struggled to make it thru November? There's any easier way.

I nut every time I walk into the Jungle Jim’s

doingthestuff,

Please don’t nut in the no-nut granola tho. What would you even call that afterwards?

Sorgan71, in subs > dubs

In jojo, the dub is 100 times better than the sub, especially pts 1-4

kandoh,

Yeah but then you don’t get the real names of the stands

Sorgan71,

shining diamond > crazy diamond

Sidyctism,

To be fair, I watched subbed, and the sub still used the fake names

jewbacca117, in Gotta get that flarp

I can smell this picture

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