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joyjoy, in Sorry guys
ColeSloth,

And op been having sex with it. Lol

daellat,

I like this alot

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Same

elcheaponcod,
tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

yeah I’d fuck that thing too

Xanis, in IT support work be like

I actually want to get into IT. I like tech, don’t mind dumb situations, and enjoy helping people, and doubly so if it’s sarcastically helping people. Fucking shame every company wants like fourteen degrees and your first born for a level 1.

Trainguyrom,

So I’m going to go against the grain here and say to get some college under your belt. A 2 year degree and a cert or two (which can even be part of your degree program, or sometimes will allow you to skip some classes saving you time and money) will easily get you into a helpdesk job, and from there you can go into whatever specialization ends up tickling your fancy.

I’ll also say, helping someone with their nth password reset doesn’t have to suck. Sometimes there’s a root cause that you can help with which makes you far more helpful than the tech who just helps them reset it 10 more times. One of my proudest achievements in a previous role was successfully teaching all of our users who’d email us a scan of a printout of a screenshot of an error message how to send us the screenshot directly, and we went from 1 ticket like that per week to none for my final 6 months. All it takes is some compassion and meeting the users where they are without judgment for the common goal of getting both of our jobs done a little easier.

Xanis,

Unfortunately I’m already dealing with student loans and two degrees under my belt. So certifications and a shotgun approach to applications might be my least stressful path. I’ve always been tech support for friends and family, have built several computers, and good lord the micro Chernobyl event that was a PC I left with my parents and younger sister when I went away for several months. “Oh that? It just stopped working one day.” Did you know that back on I think Win7 you can bypass some start up errors by mashing the backspace key like you’re a triple expresso’d up Sonic? Cause that was the only way it’d even let me scoot into the actual boot process once I did what I could in safe mode.

Anyway, I digress.

Trainguyrom,

Ah so a very different point in your career than most of us seem to have thought. Probably your best bet is to get an easy cert that shows basic PC knowledge and/or start throwing applications out in all directions. If you can get 6-12 months on your resume at a slog of a callcenter or other shitty entry level support role that should be enough to kickstart you into an IT career if that’s the direction you want to go. Get onto a corporate helpdesk and use that time to figure out what you need to learn and go from there.

lightnsfw,

I’m a hiring manager for a tier 1 help desk and soft skills and being able to deal with users who are bad with technology are way more important than any certification at that level. I can teach someone to do the technical stuff if they have a good attitude. If they have a shitty attitude and get frustrated on every call where the user has trouble following instructions there’s not much I can do for them. Don’t let your lack of certs/degree stop you from applying. You may end up someplace that’s desperate to get asses in seats (usually for good reason) for a bit but once you get some experience on your resume you’ll have an easier time finding someplace better.

Thermal_shocked,

I have zero issues helping people, I love it. What I won’t do it help people with the same issue over and over because they won’t pay attention and refuse to learn. Nothing pisses me off faster than repeating myself over and over and having to keep resetting your password and setup your VPN because you keep going into the settings and fucking with it instead of just connecting like we did when I taught you how.

Currently dealing with a guy with 2 Mac’s, a mini and pro and everyday one of them isn’t working because he keeps going to the VPN and changing shit rather than clicking “connect” from the task menu. Jesus fuck it’s annoying.

garbagebagel,

Others have said here but for a help desk job it’s definitely more based on customer service ability. I came in from an admin job with a very long time in customer service prior to that but no other actual certs other than just being the person that people go to in the office for help and was told by my hiring manager it’s much more about ability to handle clients.

Now the next steps in my career I’m more worried about because it’s all very competitive at least where I am and everyone seems much more involved and knowledgeable of technology than I am. I know I can learn but it is pretty overwhelming.

SocialMediaRefugee,

The majority of people are genuinely thankful for your help. Sometimes they put off asking for help until they are very frustrated and you catch some of that heat but they calm down quickly. They also really like it if you have to sit down and work on their computer because it means they have an excuse to not work and have some coffee. There always seems to be that one person though that you dread helping because they are always pissy and sarcastic and blame you for everything.

afraid_of_zombies,

I have had an IT role and been a controls engineer for many years now. There is a fair amount of overlap in duties and you only need one degree for that. Basically, a lot of it is IT for machinery. I have a hell desk support team who keeps most of the basics at bay and every time they all get sick at once I remember why I love them.

tuxtey,

I like how you skipped the preludes and just call them the hell desk. I am 100% sure that isn’t a typo and I’m never going to check to see if you edit it just in case.

afraid_of_zombies,

You are correct. It wasn’t a typo. I stole it from the BOFH (bastard operator from ) Which if you are in IT you should read and laugh.

jury_rigger,

What machinery do you mean? Industrial machinery of some kind?

afraid_of_zombies,

Industrial, government, chemical, even residential if the place is big enough.

alekwithak,

Certifications certifications certifications. Get your A+ or net+, apply for shitty remote help desk jobs like support.com. They will suck and you’ll get back to back calls, but keep your ears to the ground and a few months experience should be all you need to hop to something else. A lot of places are desperate for competent techs. Degrees don’t prove anything, I’m fact it seems like kids are graduating with these technical degrees and zero actual practical knowledge.

Source: My decade long IT career off just an associates degree.

makunamatata,

I vouch for that. That’s how it is done. Good job laying down the steps; want to add that job hopping is important too early on.

  1. Get a phone help support job 1.5. Keep applying to get other better paying support job, within or outside the company
  2. Work in parallel getting trained and certified in A+ etc 2.5. Keep applying to get other better paying support job
  3. Get more certificates 3.5 Keep applying to other jobs of interest and desired pay
  4. Repeat step 3.5 until retirement.
MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

I can confirm this. I was able to get a decent job right out of highschool with my certs I got at a technical college. Really as long as you can prove that you’re a fast learner, passionate about tech, and have the skillet to back it up it’s not hard to find a job. In my experience at least, which to be fair is only 6 years

ademir,
@ademir@lemmy.eco.br avatar

I bet find an IT job is a lot easier when you are called MasterNerd

Seasm0ke,

Absolutely correct. Every single place outside of giants like Google take equivalent work experience instead of a degree. I dont even have an AA but I have 16 years experience and 11 certifications and make low 6 figures.

MystikIncarnate,

I like you. You have the right mindset. The main motivator for working IT support is helping people. The tech usually takes a back seat to soft skills.

On top of that, you’ll figure out that, as long as you know the fundamentals of how things work, all the details are something you can google. Figure out the fundamentals and you’ll be able to work on anything. Convincing prospective employers of this skillset is a bit more difficult.

I wish you luck and I hope I have the pleasure of working with you some day.

Xanis,

I’ve been dealing with hardware and software issues since my first computer years ago. Like many of us it was either do, or take the PC out back and mourn its passing. I do lack the certifications, even if the knowledge is there. It seems I have some work in front of me.

I do appreciate the words of encouragement. Barring the rare toxic frequent ticketer, most people who have issues just don’t jive with tech well and are yet forced to use it, oh and the stubborn ones. That majority who need legitimate help are the ones I like most and even more I enjoy the challenge of finding ways to explain things to them in a way that clicks. Maybe save a support ticket in the future.

WanakaTree, in IT support work be like

I worked at an office once where the wifi legitimately got worse when it rained. It was because the buildings internet used an antenna instead of being wired, and the building was just barely in range of the source signal. When it rained, it was enough added distortion to make it noticeably worse.

MystikIncarnate,

Oh, so the WiFi was fine, but the internet sucked when it rained. Cool.

WiFi != Internet.

CephalonKappa,

No one said that wtf

SocialMediaRefugee,

I have to constantly explain to my wife that if she can’t reach a website it is likely on their end and there is nothing I can do until they fix it. I explain there is a chain of connections involved and me sitting and staring at her laptop for an hour isn’t going to fix it.

Guajojo,

Ive had to explain this soo many times to users that I’ve gotten tired and just roll with them with the misconception

MystikIncarnate,

I still live in hope. It’s a dark dreary place.

nossaquesapao,

You could just get a rain-proof router! /s

Thteven, in Just a single one, please!
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Please don’t take Plan B, bros. It’ll make your balls fall out your arsehole, don’t ask me how I know.

Scubus,

Pics or didn’t happen

Viking_Hippie,

🤞please say it didn’t happen!🤞

Ashelyn,

New diy orchi procedure just dropped??

Honytawk,

So it changes your sex?

Potatos_are_not_friends, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

The app I use to write notes needs access to everyone in my Contacts. For “reasons”.

basxto,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Simple Notes (Pro)

jws_shadotak,

Stop using that app and find a different one.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

there are so many open source note apps that actually respect you

MonkeMischief, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

Friendly reminder to my Android peeps that f-droid.org rocks!

I think I open up the google play store like twice a year.

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

Had to get a Gallery app from there last week

gstore idea of gallery app is ads in your stolen pictures

basxto,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Majority of the stuff there should be on play store too.

greencactus,

Seriously, is that how far we came?

laughs in LineageOS

But seriously folks, you can survive without Google Play Store. While it definitely is sometimes not easy and there are obstacles put in your way, after a certain time you learn to accommodate. And I have a peace of mind knowing that no one is selling my pictures to data foraging companies God knows where.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

at this point you can get a pixel 6 (dunno about other models) and really easily unlock the bootloader and install lineageos, then with microg and aurora store you can install any apps you need from gplay, with an absolute bare minimum of proprietary code running on your phone and with most of the conveniences people expect.

it’s amazing how little how you have to sacrifice.

Emerald,

I open F-Droid like every week just to know what’s new. Found some cool apps that way. I’ll drop some recommendations here:

Thumb-Key

Quasseldroid

QRAlarm

Audile

SSUPII, in How many Star Trek fans will see red because they don't see red?

Why do generative AIs when creating a table with food make them so messy all the time.

Rolive,

Well so do humans.

thatsTheCatch, in $500 per semester

It’s not a field worth getting into. AI will soon make you redundant

Bakkoda,

It will just be a warehouse full of CCBs (Certified Cyber Bully) screaming into a microphone training AI models. It will be glorious. All aboard RageAI™ train!

Maco1969, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

At least you’ve got a calculator app, ipads have never had one. Kind of ironic for a device that has more processing power than 1970’s supercomputers.

Sprokes,

Isn’t it better though? You can install it if you want.

Maco1969,

It’s just odd, anything ever made with a user interface since the 80’s has had a calculator app. Apple just remove features and charge more for something that is inherently similar to everything else they’ve ever done.

VikingHippie,

Apple just remove features and charge more for something that is inherently similar to everything else they’ve ever done.

Ah, the joys of walled garden consumer electronics!

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

But it’s so easy to use!

except for all these idiotic things apple doesn’t allow you to do, but ignore that please

i remember as a kid when i temporarily had an iphone i thought something was broken because i couldn’t access the files from my pc

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Except there are tons of free calculator apps, so they aren’t charging more in this case. Your criticism of Apple, in general, is warranted. Just not in this case.

spongebue,

I’m all for choice or whatever, but a simple system-provided calculator should be benign and lightweight enough to be there and coexist with any competing calculator app without much drawback. Like a clock or web browser.

VikingHippie,

more processing power than 1970’s supercomputers.

Doesn’t every computer and computer-like device for the last couple decades or more? Or is that the joke?

Honytawk,

The joke is that ipads don’t have a calculator despite having plenty of computing power

Gestrid,

Like a watch that doesn’t tell time.

ebc,

Even SD cards and USB chargers have powerful microcontrollers in them nowadays

Kusimulkku,

Isn’t app store full of calculator apps?

AA5B,

Mostly with ads. It’s easy to argue that a calculator is more fundamental to a functional tablet than a web browser is, and Apple includes one. By all means, there ought to be a market for calculator apps, but it’s pretty fundamental to cover the basics. Also, Apple already has a calculator on iPhone and iPad runs pretty much the same software, so where is it?

Ziglin,

And I thought our admins removed it…

Mosfar,

You can use the search bar for quick calculations. That doesn’t escuses Apple from adding an calculator app on iPad! Most calculator apps have ads or are paid

ohlaph,

Desmos is legendary.

Mosfar,

Nerved had heard of it, looks amazing! Thanks for sharing

Everythingispenguins, in I will not say twice

They missed a golden opportunity to use the word handbill and avoid all the confusion

kittehx,
@kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ah yes, avoiding confusion by using a word that most people are probably unfamiliar with

Everythingispenguins,

But that is a whole different confusion.

Honytawk,

Hey, what are you handbilling about?

jaybone,

Post a picture of a guy named Bill with no hands.

Or like Bill Clinton at a blackjack table showing a 12.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
Hikermick, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

Not sure how Bernie is relevant here

funkless_eck,

the meme is him saying “I am once again asking” (for donations)

7Sea_Sailor,

Are you too young to know the Bernie Sanders meme, or too old to know the Bernie Sanders meme?

Hikermick,

Too old to care

ohlaph,

You will.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Its a meme?

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in IT support work be like
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Serious question.

Why is the venn diagram of furries and tech bros a circle?

kshade,
@kshade@lemmy.world avatar

IT workers != tech bros

But I don’t know either.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Tbh I don’t see the difference but that’s just me

VonCesaw,

IT finds a solution and applies it

Tech bro sells a solution and never references it again

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Ah okay makes sense.

I always saw IT people as tech bro lite ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Tech bros just reinstall Arch a thousand times, IT workers actually know how those OSs operate in an enterprise environment and how to fix all of the services that they correlate to.

key, in Farewell MatPat Its been an honor with you O7
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

What’s mat pat? Some tiktoker?

abbadon420,

Close, but no cigar. He’s a youtuber.

kittenzrulz123,

Hes one of the classic YouTubers, he’s been a major player for well over a decade now

ElBarto, (edited ) in How I cannot be worry??
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar
jaybone,

Well, your first problem is you have too many arrows.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar
BarrelAgedBoredom,

This newfound emptiness is distressing. Put them back!

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar
Nikki,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar
ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar
NeatNit,

unrealistic

fossphi,

distressing

Feels right at home :/

Blyfh,

This feel oddly threatening now…

**You have a problem.**Worry.

Twelve20two,

Feels like something from inspirobot

DarylDutch, in Except maybe ...
Viking_Hippie,

Randall never misses ❤️

Brickhead92,
nilloc, (edited )

Alt text:

Hey, why do YOU get to be the president of Tautology Clu— wait, I can guess

FTFY

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