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username_unavailable, in It's so thoughtful

That’s exactly what happened to Kennedy.

vinnymac,

Is this a popular theory or something, never heard of it?

MissJinx,
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Na, in Kenmedy’s case the bullet was the one taking a vacation

MissJinx, (edited ) in So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.
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Even if you are not religious (I’m not) we really need a Bible tv show. But it has to be 100% accurate, no cuting corners, at most they could modernize the language, but it has to have 100% of dialogues there. It would be amazing

GregorGizeh,

Unless you are cramming the whole book into a single episode or movie the religious weirdos will just cherry pick the episodes they like, as they do with the book now.

ElBarto,
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I want to see this done like an episode of Judge Judy, but it’s some bored king as judge.

Kit,

I’d settle for a Bible written in plain, modern English. The closest I could find was Word on the Street but it was a white guy trying to write like a gangsta and it fell a bit flat.

wiikifox,
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Try New World Translation

Kit,

I’m not a Jehovah’s Witness.

optissima,

There’s “The Message” which is a modern, idiomatic translation of the bible. I remember looking at it ~20 years ago and it being a modern translation, but I didn’t like the translation even at 11yo.

wiikifox,
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It’s still a good translation, and faithful to the original text

CannedTuna,

NIV doesn’t work for you?

There’s a newer translation called the EHV that I believe is supposed to be more understandable and plain English. Might try that.

Kit,

I’m looking more for a complete modern overhaul, not a line-by-line modern translation. Like a novel. I still use the KJV in church so I get exposed to the original scripture but it’s often very difficult to actually grasp what’s going on.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I just messaged my discord friend who’s an ordained minister. I’ll let you know what he says.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
Revan343,

The Message is a pretty good modern translation

smeg,

100% accurate to which version? King James version? The Latin that was translated from? The Greek that was translated from? The original (I think) Hebrew?

ringwraithfish,

And you’ve just summed up all religious conflicts.

Blue_Morpho,

Keeping the same language so no mistranslation is no barrier for religious wars. Shia and Sunni do fine despite both having the Koran in original Arabic.

dojan, (edited )
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Cocks of horses and donkey cummies and all that.

MissJinx,
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Specially that, everything the relihious freaks would get mad about, but they can’t because bible.

Aremel,

Oh they’ll get mad anyway.

flambonkscious,

Especially if ones ‘accurate’ and doesn’t use white people?

Aremel,

You know it.

MissJinx,
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Yes, all white evangelical people of the midle east! Even before the birth of jesus lol Moses will be “Here are the 10 commandments Praised be Jesus!”

Jimbo,
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Who doesn’t want donkey cummies 💨💦💦

Emi621,

The first thing that comes to mind is good omens but I don’t if it’s accurate.

AnUnusualRelic,
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It’s close enough.

themeatbridge, (edited )

Not exactly what you’re thinking, but Moral Orel dabbled in this. It was made by the guy you probably know as Starburns from Community. who provides the voice of Mickey Mouse, but you might know him better as the guy from the “this guy fucks” meme.

Edited because I confused two Greeks.

Mr_Fish,

That would be insanely hard to do accurately. There’s some repeated stories (kings/chronicles or Matthew/Mark/Luke/John), there’s stuff that isn’t a story at all (Psalms, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, song of songs), and most of the new testament is letters.

MacNCheezus, in Just a single one, please!
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If you fuck her ass, why does she need Plan B?

Honytawk,

Cause Plan A was in the front, duh

kogasa, in Exploding toilet at a Dunkin’ store in Florida left a customer filthy and injured, lawsuit claims
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“Do NOT go in there”

sin_free_for_00_days,

I said that the other day and several people didn’t get the reference. Made me feel the weight of years gone by.

mypasswordis1234, in The sequel you've been waiting for
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BarrelAgedBoredom,

More jpeg please, I can still read “bible 2”

mypasswordis1234,
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BarrelAgedBoredom,

Perfect, thank you!

Aceticon, in IT support work be like

I highly recommend the original Bastard Operator From Hell stories, for those who read this comic and just nod yes with their heads and mentally go “Yeah, that’s how it is”.

skulblaka,

Damn, I haven’t been reminded of BOFH in a while. Those are due for another read through, along with maybe the Jargon Files too.

JoeyHarrington,

And for the other side of it, the chronicles of George

purpleprophy,

Woah, that’s a blast from the past. I’ll be havening a re-read tonight.

TexasDrunk,

BOFH is still semi-regularly updated over at El Reg. It’s not the same (way different from the Striped Irregular Bucket days), but it’s still enjoyable.

MacNCheezus,
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I still have fond memories of the episode where his excuse calendar comes up “solar flares” and he proceeds to explain to people how their devices aren’t working because magnetic interference from the sun is moving the bits on the hard drive around.

zakobjoa, in Hope that clears things up
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Now cook and touch my spray stick.

MacNCheezus,
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bfg9k, in To further clear things up
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oh fuckin thanks dude

nifty,
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welcome, it’s all for you.

BunnyKnuckles,
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Damn, I wanted some.

nifty,
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Lemmy default rule: everyone gets some

MeatsOfRage, in Damn... I'll take 10 with you's

Times were tough before OnlyFans

unreachable,
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it was OnlyShower timeline

afraid_of_zombies,

Ye olde camgirl

A_Chilean_Cyborg, in R/im14andthisisdeep Alabama style
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r/foundthemobileuser

tslnox,

You’re not on Reddit, buddy.

A_Chilean_Cyborg,
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r/woooosh

(See the title)

tslnox,

I did.

That still doesn’t mean we’re on Reddit, pal. :-D

A_Chilean_Cyborg,
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the title is a r/subreddit.

tslnox,

Yes. I really have noticed. I too came from Reddit. I too have at least once written the same as you. Now I’m just teasing you. I think I expected something like “I’m not your buddy, pal” or something. Nevermind. :-D

lefixxx, in They're bad for you.

Source?

FlyingSquid,
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Your mom.

ramenshaman, in *Sigh*, unzips

Maybe make this NSFW

balderdash9,

Might make your boss do a double-take lol

STRIKINGdebate2,
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Yeah. Could you mark this as NSFW pls. I have gotten like 5 reports because of this

balderdash9,

You’re the boss

not_woody_shaw, in Oh yeah

Ok, but how much does it cost to keep clean?

ininewcrow,
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It’s single use

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
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Yes.

sentient_loom, in shit post
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I hear he’s in the public domain now.

caseyweederman,

Only when KC Green isn’t wearing gloves, otherwise it’s just sparkling Lorax

WashedOver, (edited ) in IT support work be like
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Love these. Reminds my of the CD drive cup holder and my personal favorite at my shop was the computer was afraid of me. Every time I came near to fix the problem they were having it went away. I was told the computer must be afraid of me and knows when I’m coming

winky88,

The number of people who fail to recognize what it (typically) means when an issue magically disappears while Simone is looking over their shoulder is absurd.

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