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ininewcrow, in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!
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It’s the same with the enemies of fascism

A fascists enemies are weak, unhealthy and can easily be overtaken by the superior strength of fascists.

While at the same time the enemies of fascists are also overpowering them, slowly destroying them because they are too powerful.

bulwark, in Star-struck
dalekcaan,

Classic

OpenStars, in Americans will measure with anything but the metric system.
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Bold of you to assume that Americans are not so lazy as to refuse to measure anything at all. (Can confirm: am American) :-P

As proof, just look at who wins the votes in an election vs. what actually happens next.

AngryishHumanoid, in Americans will measure with anything but the metric system.

Yeah but “smoot” is WAY more fun to say than most other units of measurements. It’s right up there with plancks, bees dicks, and megaFonzies.

sentient_loom, in Unexpected
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m traumatized.

irreticent,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sodomised.

BreadOven,

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lemminary, (edited )

You’re welcome. slaps ass, zips up, winks

Chev,

I came

runswithjedi, in Someone get working on this, right away!
KazuyaDarklight,
@KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world avatar

Clearly staring Nicholas Cage as Dracula, Ryan Reynolds voices the dolphin.

UnderpantsWeevil,
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FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve been waiting to see Drppal Daskap play Dracula for years!

Ghostalmedia, in Americans will measure with anything but the metric system.
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

It was Washington’s dream youtu.be/JYqfVE-fykk?si=oPtinGhnRE5Uw5SS

tja,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not available outside of the US it seems

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t think SNL could still be funny!

Neve8028,

Nate Bargatze is one of my favorite comedians at the moment. He did so well hosting. Honestly the only SNL episode I watched lately lol.

Hagdos,

Turns out they can be, when they put comedians in charge

FlyingSquid,
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I don’t think I’ve watched it since Tina Fey and Amy Poehler did Weekend Update and even then, I mostly just watched it for that part and TV’s Funhouse.

art, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
@art@lemmy.world avatar

You could probably play Doom so that’s a total win.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Meeh, you can play doom on your shoes, that’s no measure.

MedicPigBabySaver, in Americans will measure with anything but the metric system.

Ha, I’ve walked that bridge. I also like all the random trophies under the Boston Longfellow bridge.

www.nbcboston.com/news/local/…/2562003/

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m checking out photos. That’s so bizarre and I love it!

MedicPigBabySaver,

Fun. My GF put one from each of her 3 daughters up.

Pharmacokinetics, in Target acquired
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

Lord of the rings, but Gimli has a nuke

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Gimli: levels the entire region of Mordor

Legolas: That only counts as one.

Valmond, in Unexpected

This no shit posting, this correct posting.

0x4E4F,
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Do agree, but had no idea where to post it 🤷.

Valmond,

Ha ha no problemo :-)

MataVatnik, in Piers Morgan gets owned
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Some basic facts about your hero Stalin

ZombiFrancis,

Defeated Hitler.

And a lot of his rivals.

And non rivals.

And civilians.

Exosus,

To be fair… soviet Russia should’ve absolutely steamrolled Germany with even a half decent leader.

Stalin almost let Hitler win by being just about the dumbest fucking leader on the planet. And that includes whatever idiot was leading the French.

Geobloke,

Had a cool hat alter ego called rainbow stylin

TSG_Asmodeus,
PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Same response applies tbh

MataVatnik, (edited )
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

I would agree Mr PP Boy, but my self proclaimed communist friend from childhood loved Stalin. And last I ran into him he was reading Maos theory. Guy was 27 years old at that point too.

Annoyed_Crabby,

That logic lol. It’s like me saying my american friend read mein kampf and love hitler, thus all american is nazi.

AngryishHumanoid,

So for those of us following along at home, you know a guy who believes a thing, therefore you have applied that belief to all people who proclaim to believe a different thing?

MataVatnik, (edited )
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

And his friends. And the people in the Marxist Leninist instances here.

Also, another really smart dude I talk to regularlu, he says he would consider himself a Marxists. Probably not a Tankie, but still says stupid shit saying that the war un Ukraine is the US fault and its a result of NATO expansionist. Which is wrong for so many reasons. And his grandma was a communist China apologist.

Communism is stupid, and the people that follow it are dogmatic and have no pragmatic basis for their “theory” other than their feelings. If it offends go cry about it.

AngryishHumanoid,
MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t agree with it so it must not be true lol damn like evangelical christians

AngryishHumanoid,
kofe,

Have you read anything by Marx?

authentic_account,

The answer is usually “I don’t need to.”

kofe,

Or apparently not replying at all, in this case. My favorite is the Jordan Peterson response, though: “I had over 6 months to prepare for a debate on this topic after decades of claiming to be an expert and showed up to admit I could only be bothered to read his manifesto”

Donkter,

As is the way.

Kowowow, in Someone get working on this, right away!

One thing that comes up in the original book is dracula is apparently a really good cook but in some lore the can’t really eat food so I like the idea of dracula learning to cook then just tossing out the rest of the dish once he’s satisfied

makeshiftreaper,

That doesn’t make a lot of sense to me. Firstly an aristocrat in the late 1800s, especially one who had been around for a long time, would not cook their own food, that’s servant work. Secondly, vampires don’t generally gain sustenance from food, so why would he care? Finally, if this dude can’t eat garlic I question his ability to make tasty food

Kowowow,

I think it was a a curry but I could be totally since it’s been a while and at that point in the book he was telling johnathan that he lived alone so he at least wanted him to believe that he cooked it

makeshiftreaper,

I’ve only seen the 1931 movie but didn’t he have Renfield as a servant? Plus he had help when he traveled from Transylvania to London. So it still doesn’t make sense to me

Kowowow, (edited )

I’m pretty sure renfield doesn’t show up till london as he’s in a psych ward there and it was johnathon’s job to set up the buying of a heart plus the trip to london

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
watersnipje,

What kind of monster stacks pizzas like that?!

jaschen,

Lasagna pizza

TexMexBazooka, in Cursed

You can say cum on the internet

ryannathans,

I thought it was coom on the internet

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I know it’s the state I found the meme in

hunter2,

Sorry, you can say what?

PP_BOY_,
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eager_eagle,
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what are you doing, step bro?

photonic_sorcerer,
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Joe mama

GrammatonCleric,
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He was typing tho

XEAL, in Unexpected

Gayyyyyyyyy

Wanderer,

Thanks for the warning.

funkajunk,
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GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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