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PainInTheAES, in Cam girls

To me NSA stands for no strings attached 😘

aeronmelon, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

“A meteor the size of a Hot n Ready pizza that weighs roughly the same as four coal-rollers declared war on our freedom! Emperor Trump vows to destroy all meteors in the galaxy!”

humorlessrepost,

And he’ll make the Kuiper Belt pay for it!

WhimsicalSofa, in Uncanny

Why does she have a hedgehog

turbowafflz,

Why don’t you have a hedgehog?

WhimsicalSofa,

Fair point

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That’s a good question. And why is he such a pervert? The hedgehog, I mean.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Nevada, 'nuff said.

Souroak, in So that's what a cokehead is

Honestly? Interesting tactic. Look so ridiculous that everyone at the airport is too embarrassed to ask if that’s a half kilo of coke under a toupee.

idunnololz, in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

frfr?

Button777777,

On g

Glifted, in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

I know I’m old but what does ‘no cap’ mean?

Godric,

It means you’re being On God Fr Fr about something

stoicmaverick,

*sumfin

DoucheBagMcSwag,

Bet

TheDarksteel94,

🗿💀

Forester, (edited )
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

A cap is a lie /exaggerated boast so no cap = I am being serious or this is the truth

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Fr

FuckingQuintana,

On God

Forester, (edited )
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

On 🅱️

GiveMemes,

On Jah

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Fr*nce?

GBU_28,

It means “I am not being capricious”

Jk I have no clue and don’t care don’t correct me

Gordon,

This is now fact in my head cannon

GBU_28,

Fr?

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

“Cap” is a lie or exaggeration.

So “no cap” is “I’m not lying/I’m being serious.”

funkless_eck, (edited )

popularized from the Young Thug and Future track of the same name:

My bitch can’t sleep at my house
Make her sleep at a hotel now
And when you talk, man, you talking off cap
And your diamonds they looking like tap
I was always ducking from the paps
Keep an R&B bitch in my lap
Out in Beverly Hills, I adapt
But I still had to ride with that strap

Yellow diamonds like banana, that’s cap
Put some dirty in Mello Yello, no cap
Rocking Maison Margiela’s, that’s cap
Red bitch, Cinderella, no cap
I can turn perroI can turn Pedro
Bad bitch out the ghetto

TrueStoryBob, in 🤢...

I mean… that’s putting a lot of faith in the dishwasher to work properly every single time you do it. I don’t know if I’ve got enough trust in the 1995 beige “landlord special” under my counter right now.

ABoxOfPhotons, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

It’s glowing bright red with coldness.

minibyte, in Last year I found a Y shaped turd

It’s not possible to upvote and downvote at the same time. That’s frustrating.

BananaOnionJuice, in Community note pointing out fake news once again 🫡
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Investigators say they found Mr. Msuk face down in a bowl of SpaghettiOs.

MacNCheezus, in Are you not entertained?
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
corus_kt, (edited )

Mozzarella wants to use you

Some of them gouda get used by you

bmsok,

The image AND the username… well done

100_percent_a_bot, in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

Claymore at home:

UntouchedWagons, in Now who is laughing?
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

I could totally see this in the next Borderlands game.

BreadstickNinja, in Smells Like Lavender.

Also not out of multiple right arms, while we’re counting the surplus

MrJameGumb, in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Will I be the only man on the bus? If so this is getting dangerously close to one of my biggest fantasies… Don’t judge me

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t want to have sex with a Disney adult. You just don’t. I actually know several of them irl. They always end up being overly childish and not in a cute way.

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, I definitely want to, I just probably shouldn’t for the reasons you said lol

digger,
@digger@lemmy.ca avatar

Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit.

Honytawk,

I just want to hyuck you in my Goofy costume

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