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mathemachristian, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?

That piling though 🤤

chiwiu, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩
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a curse in the winter time, a blessing in summer

ouRKaoS, in Carrot

Sit an open cup of ranch nearby and wait. The carrot will crawl out to dip itself and you can capture it.

random_character_a, in Eww
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Really? Not the cosmetic section?

match, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
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now I’m curious what the most powerful MS-DOS machine ever made is

Vrtrx, in life hacks

Which psychopath brushes their teeth first and then eats breakfast like he’s in some kind of stupid movie

LemmyKnowsBest,

clearly it’s the same kind of psychopath who would also wash his car and check his email and use a hair dryer in the shower

tweeks,

Well, I have been doing this for a couple of years now. I brush my teeth before eating in the morning because apparently that’s better for your teeth, otherwise you might damage enamel. Or you wait for at least 30-60 minutes, but nobody’s got time for that. Just rinsing with water after eating is fine.

Truth is I usually don’t eat breakfast, so I don’t have to think about it. But when I do, it’s this order for me now.

CurlyMoustache,
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It doesn’t say that, at least in the way I interpret the text. It says you should wait to brush your teeth after a given time after eating

tweeks,

Exactly, 30 to 60 minutes. I linked to the second paragraph, the one before suggests it might be better to brush before breakfast. But waiting is fine as well of course.

CurlyMoustache,
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Brushing immediately after eating breakfast may actually cover your teeth with remnants of acidic food, which weakens your enamel.

And then

Waiting 30 minutes to an hour after eating to brush your teeth is the best way to ensure that you’re protecting your teeth and not tampering with your enamel.

Brushing before you eat isn’t in this article at all

tweeks, (edited )

The article title is literally “Should I Brush My Teeth Before or After Breakfast?” starting with this exact sentence:

"Brushing before you eat breakfast is better for your tooth enamel and overall oral health. However, if you prefer brushing after you eat, wait about 30-60 minutes."

With the first follow-up header: “Why it may be better to brush before breakfast”.

Are we not reading the same article or are you trolling me and am I going for that bait…?

CurlyMoustache,
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Turns out I can’t read 😱

KpntAutismus, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?

i wanna build a pc in that case.

0x4E4F,
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That’s gonna be a loooong build 😂.

spez, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

Shit! I am a girl!?

uis,
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girl

on the internet

Sounds mutually exclusive

Varyk,

Sup, babe. How’s that ipo?

FlaminGoku,

Dude i feel you. I’ve got mild Raynaud’s disease (low circulation in hands and feet) and I basically wear gloves and fur-lined slippers 9 months of the year.

yannic, (edited )

This was definitely an unnecessarily gendered post. My wife’s secondary function is transforming food into heat energy.

uis,
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Increase the entropy!

Kusimulkku,

I don’t know about unnecessarily gendered. The joke sorta relies on the common idea that women have colder hands and feet.

nifty,
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People who period are more likely to have less average blood volumes, but you’re right that they may not necessarily be girls.

Shou,

What are you talking about? Blood volume does not have anything to do with it.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

What is wife’s primary function? What is her mission?

aeronmelon, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?

Well, if it’s good enough to host GTA Online, it should be good enough to run GTA 6.

Usernamealreadyinuse, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?

I can even smell it!

Rakonat, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

If you think a girl’s hands are cold, wait till you feel their bare feet against your legs in the middle of the night.

Kusimulkku,

Legs? How about your back lol

Rakonat,

Im not Al Bundy and didn’t marry Peg.

Kusimulkku,

I married some sort of animal that likes to sleep in weird positions. Legs in back are too common for me

uid0gid0,

I was out shoveling snow the other day and I guess I need new boots cause my feet were frozen. Then it was turnabout is fair play when I put my cold feet on her and she acted like I was the worst human being ever.

Slovene,

Ha! Luckily I don’t have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. 🥲

raoul, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
@raoul@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Ahh, the scrathing sound of the floppy disks at startup 🤤

DosDude, in Will this run GTA 6 and why not?
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That’s a beautiful tower! And that model m keyboard! I’m jealous.

dan1101,

I don’t like that model M because it has Windows keys.

gaifux,

You could remove the icon and put a picture of a keycap on it to denote it as a meta key

DosDude,
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Good eye. I stand corrected.

MacNCheezus, in dont question the big orb
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What are “they” trying to hide from us?

Winb00m, in Target acquired
Akasazh,
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Bravo

caseyweederman,

Like he and Merry wouldn’t have set it off in the Shire out of curiosity

hglman,

Its bc Pipen is also the President of the United States

nilloc,

9/10 Pippin needs a pair of those nuclear test goggles.

creditCrazy,
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Lord of the nuclear weapons race.

ICastFist,
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That fool of a Took would nuke Gondor by accident

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