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random_character_a, in Watching mouths fill up with towels
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Slap on instruction to swallow hole with plenty of water and sell them to old people as food supplement that helps joint pain.

Zehzin, (edited ) in Watching mouths fill up with towels
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Are these for real? How big are these towels? How? I know raincoats that are like these but those things are like a tiny layer of plastic.

w2tpmf,

There are about the size of a paper towel, and only slightly stronger material.

Zehzin,
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Well that’s disappointing 😔

Paddzr,

They’re god send when it comes to curry houses. They use hot lemon water to “activate” them. Wipes grease with ease!

Pinklink, in Belching in a gopher

Okay but you have to tell me: this isn’t the actual audio, right??

LemmyKnowsBest,

everything on the internet is real

Jake_Farm, in They forgot the LGBTQ...
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Too bad there is no working class left. The college educated left liked belittling blue collar workers too much.

dangblingus,

Everyone on the left is in the ruling class? Whoa! I’m rich!

c0mbatbag3l,
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  1. There’s no blue collar worker’s because it doesn’t pay enough.
  2. Educated people can and should work in blue collar fields, but unfortunately our society bases everything on money, so leaving blue collar work for higher paying jobs is literally the dear and fluffy capitalism you love so much. Anyone with an education is going to seek the highest paying job possible and none of those are blue collar.
  3. “working class” doesn’t mean field hands and electricians, it means everyone that isn’t a multi millionaire. I work in IT and am still working class, you work blue collar and are working class, the salesman that works for a bank is working class. Unless you’re the owner of a business entity and do not have to work to pay your bills, then you’re “working class.”
  4. The conservative ideology has ground the middle class into non-existence through the deregulation of the market and the abysmal failure of trickle down economics. Compounded by the uselessness of the Democratic party (cause they’re all just old money career politicians too, what a surprise) not doing a damn thing when they’re in control of the legislative branch. Not because educated people made fun of yokels too much. You’re drawing conclusions out of your feelings, not reality.
dangblingus,

Bro, there are tens of millions of blue collar workers nationwide, and depending on the trade, pays exceptionally well. Not millionaire well, but well enough to live reasonably comfortably.

Arelin,

I bet you felt really smart typing that

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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Lmfao what?

ILikeAllAss,

The… The college educated left are still working class, the blue collar workers are also working class, you are working class, I am working class.

Unless you are part of the owner class, you are the working class.

Lexam, in Air: Where did that bring you? Back to me.

Bought water cooler when I built it. That was five years ago. No problems so far.

QuinceDaPence, in warning

What was the original sign?

samus12345, (edited )
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QuinceDaPence, (edited )

Yeah definitely. Keep it in and adjust to match.

Thanks.

samus12345,
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“First, the orangutans learn to manipulate the GUN - your reaction provides them with visual stimulation.”

pomodoro_longbreak, in Try it
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I think I was a year into living on my own when I realised I could eat whatever I wanted. I have a distinct memory of walking from the microwave at work with two paper cups stuffed with dogs, and more between my fingers, like a corn dog wolverine.

I probably had malnutrition because I didn’t know how to feed myself for shit lol no wonder I was starving

BaronVonBort, in There's story behind this sign

Beware of Strong Sad

Klanky,
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My thought exactly.

ummthatguy,
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WaxedWookie,
lugal,

“And one morning, I shot an elephant in my pyjama. To this day, I can’t explain who the elephant got into my pyjama.”

Everythingispenguins,

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know."

  • Captain Geoffrey T. Spaulding Played by Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers
lugal,

We discussed the sentence in linguistics class in university. I didn’t remember the origin

Everythingispenguins,

No worries, in this time of attributing all quotes to random people. I like to attribute them correctly when I can.

If you have never seen Groucho get into full swing it is worth a watch. He had a way with a line that was like no other. The Marx brothers (Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and Zeppo) were one of the few acts that were able to make it from vaudeville to cinema.

Oh and just because someone is going to be confused about Zeppo he was the straight man and wasn’t always in their films.

P.S. there was also Gummo but he never liked it and left before the transition to cinema

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

The Platonic Academy was founded in 387 BCE and things just developed from there.

balderdash9, in Chad cat lovers
STRIKINGdebate2,
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I didn’t give you permission to use my photo😡

balderdash9, in Watching mouths fill up with towels

Chaotic evil

Mozingo, in The perfect Spotify wrapped doesn't exis.......
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384 hours a day lol

tacosanonymous,

15 separate devices just blasting at the same time.

spicytuna62,
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So this is what Hermione was using the time turner for.

Delphia,

I got 16 hrs.

BigThe,

That’s the ratio between the time listened and time in a year.

Delphia,

Yeah I dont math well first thing in the morning.

Kolanaki, in The perfect Spotify wrapped doesn't exis.......
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I was in the top 0.5% of time listened; but I play a relaxing sounds playlist when I sleep so it feels like cheating.

TheFerrango, in warning

Based. Return to monke

spicytuna62, in Air: Where did that bring you? Back to me.
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Personally I just like the lack of difficulty in air cooling. And air cooling can also be very quiet. I have a case with soundproofing inside, and my PSU and GPU fans only spin up when they get hot enough to justify it. The noise level is so low as to be imperceptible. My dog breathes louder.

GenderNeutralBro,

Can you tell me more about your case and noise insulation? I’ve recently been unhappy with my PC’s noise level and I’m looking for upgrades.

ultimitchow,

Not OP but I went on my own crusade against noise a few years ago. I had a ryzen 1600 and a 1070 in an NZXT S340 case using the included case fans. I wanted to get rid of noisy components entirely instead of using any kind of sound isolation or insulation because I thought it would be easier to get rid of the problem at the source than to try to hide it. I replaced both case fans with be quiet shadow wings 2s and got a be quiet dark rock 4 to replace the stock CPU cooler. My CPU never used more than 100w but the new cooler was rated for 200w. I thought it would be quieter to have an oversized cooler for my CPU since a bigger cooler would need a slower fan speed to get rid of the same amount of heat as an appropriately sized cooler. I also got a 850w power supply with a mode that turns off the fan completely if it’s using less than 200w. My whole tower used around 300w when playing the games I normally played and around 100w or less while doing light work. I tweaked the fan curves of everything so temps stayed under 50C with light loads and all my fans stayed at about 900rpm. Every fan got faster and louder while gaming but I didn’t notice or care since it was quieter than the sounds and music of the games. After I got all my new fancy fans my 8TB internal HDD became by far the noisiest thing in my whole set up so I built a NAS with hand-me-down hardware and put all my spinning rust storage in a different room. Since then my only upgrades have been a bigger SSD and a ryzen 5800X CPU.

In the dead of night when the whole house is quiet my own breathing is louder than my PC 2 feet away on the desk if I’m not gaming.

spicytuna62,
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It’s the windowless version of the Fractal Design Define R5. The panels are all lined with padding to reduce noise. I have a single Noctua NF-F12 moving air through it. It’s capable of spinning to 2,000 RPM if needed, but it never gets hot enough inside to ever spin faster than 1,200. Even at full speed, the fan is still very tolerably quiet. I only bought the ippc version because it wasn’t brown and brown.

Also, the CPU is a 4790K cooled by a Noctua NH-U9B SE2. It’s a 92mm cooler that fit nicely in my old “Optimus Prime we have at home” case. It has two fans on it that run at a constant 900 RPM. It does a great job keeping heat in check at stock clock, but I wouldn’t trust it in an overclock situation on this CPU.

Rai,

4790k, one of the longest living processors out there. Still running one in one of our guest machines!

I use a Fractal Design Meshify C myself, and a Noctua D15. Whatever the quietest Corsair fans are, got five. It’s completely silent.

My partner has the same setup, but their machine is quite a bit louder. I think it’s cuz we went with that 35USD ninja… blade… whatever cooler that people recommended for its similar performance to the D15, but 100 less. That thing is quite loud, though.

Before I redid my machine I was using an AIO, a nice Corsair platinum one, and three LL120s. MF was loud as shit. When the AIO spun up, I had to turn my volume up.

When I made all of my changes I DID also put a completely unnecessary 1KW Platinum PSU in there, which has a “fan doesn’t run” mode.

CurlyMoustache,
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You have my attention. Tell me more about your dog

spicytuna62, (edited )
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bc73611f-ed1a-4109-a99a-8c62825eec1d.jpeg

  • His name is Sherlock.
  • He’s a year old.
  • He weighs about 70 pounds/~32 kg.
  • He’s a mix adopted from a local shelter. Google Lens calls him a Dutch Shepherd. Might have a little pit in him. Gonna get a DNA kit for him.
  • He has XXXL ears. Everyone comments on how oversized his ears are.
  • He gives the softest, sweetest kisses.
  • He does not like walks or new people or new places.
  • He loves other dogs.
  • He doesn’t understand the cat. Or his boundaries.
  • He pooped in the car once.
  • If left to his own devices, he will eat all the grass in the yard. The concept of not eating too much fiber at once is one he can’t digest.
  • Despite not loving new people, he does warm up to you fairly quick. It took 20 minutes of my in-laws being around before he got lovey dovey on them.
  • He doesn’t like bones that much. He’d rather have a cloth toy he can pull apart thread by thread.
  • His two favorite places in the world are 1) Daycare, and 2) Wherever mom is sitting. I’m the spare lol
  • I wanted to name him Rye Bread because of the color of his coat. My sister in law has a dog named Tater and my brother’s dog is named Biscuit so I thought going with the theme of carbs would be cute. But he responds to Sherlock and that just makes handling him a million times easier so we stuck with that.

Here he is peeping out the window with the aforementioned cat:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/26a4481c-e2c5-4959-86e8-8b6dc9f03062.jpeg

MeatsOfRage,

10/10 quality dog content

Luci,
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More Sherlock please!!

spicytuna62,
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Your wish is my command

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1b5e8d5f-8d52-49a5-a9d7-e7001e1ca874.jpeg

But that’s it. Not gonna overstay my welcome on this lol

hemko,

Oh my god he looks so much like my family’s dog (rip Lady) some years back. Mix of German Shepherd, American pitbull and amstaff.

Take good care of Sherlock, he seems like a very special and good boy <3

kattenluik,

CPU AIO’s are awesome, all the benefits of water cooling with none of the hassle.

Rai, (edited )

I fully agree, except my Corsair Platinum was mega loud, until it died. They gave me an upgraded new one under warranty tho!

But I put a D15 in instead.

Edit: side note, the AIO cooled amazingly, worked for over three and a half years, and no liquid escaped. It just got janky.

TheBlue22, (edited ) in We were warned.

Fucked up in the crib sipping Dr. BOB

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