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theodewere, in new rule
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

that sticker either fell out of a Monty Python sketch, or there are Vogons about

LEONHART,

This deserves way more upvotes.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

please stay on Reddit

samus12345, (edited ) in Sdrawkcab suseJ
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“Suzz-eej.”

Or “soosseh” in Spanish.

“Sausage” backwards is “jisauce.”

funnystuff97,

jisauce, bichael here

MECHAGIC, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!
@MECHAGIC@lemmy.world avatar

You weren’t supposed to do that?

TrickDacy, in Crypto genius
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck 4chan

yamapikariya,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Fast and easy way to contract a disease. Wouldn’t recommend

cfi, in The advancement of humanity

“See, because of me, they have a warning now”

octoperson, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

Can anyone say the s and the th in Isthmus? It’s making my tongue feel funny.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I always pronounce it that way.

18107, in Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Space Oddity

barberousse, in Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
@barberousse@lemmy.ca avatar

Can someone use AI to make this happen ?

ElBarto, (edited )
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1d366981-63cb-4c9e-ac62-3e49e0af864f.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b7c532a8-beaa-4640-99c0-39c0de6320b9.jpeg

Was the first thing I did after posting this.

barberousse,
@barberousse@lemmy.ca avatar

Thanks 😊👍

HipHoboHarold, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

Sometimes I miss old reddit for stuff like this, the jolly rancher story, the cum box, etc

But then I see this stuff again, and I think I like the more sterile internet in a way.

AgentGrimstone, in Crypto genius

You already fucked up in step 2

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

Come to that you fucked up in step 1. Do you really think the credit card companies are gonna let that debt just sit there not accruing interest and not send debt collectors to your house while you’re in jail?

Kase,

Not if you sell your house to buy more crypto ;)

Deiv,

:o

slurpeesoforion, in Genuine question i don't know where else to post

Now search for poo.

mhague, in Sdrawkcab suseJ

No, this isn’t right. This needs more grease.

Chickenstalker, (edited ) in Crypto genius

Let’s go one further:

  1. Get turned into a vampire
  2. Buy crypto
  3. Go sleep in your coffin for 100 years
  4. ???
  5. Profit
independantiste, (edited )
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

  1. Profit

  2. Realize it’s at 0$

  3. Cry

  4. Remember you bought doge because Elon Musk said so

  5. Cry

probablynaked, in This is how dumplings were invented

This is kind of the cutest thing ever

Aurenkin, in Sdrawkcab suseJ

God backwards loves Jesus backwards

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Especially the Scooby Doo one

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