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obinice, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

You know what? You’re absolutely right! We have no future, if climate change doesn’t get us in the next 50 years, or the endless crushing of the working classes under late stage capitalism, then the rising new wave of western fascism will when it takes over.

Nothing matters any more, let’s just do whatever we want <3

Honytawk,

Orgy, anyone?

I’ll bring the wine.

qyron,

From which country?

MySkinIsFallingOff,

SALMON

Kolanaki, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Fresh baked sourdough 🤤

metaStatic, in Every sign has a story

how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly

dewritoninja, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

Salmon in English sounds like semen in Spanish

RagingRobot,

Are the flavors similar too?

UnrepententProcrastinator,

I’d be worried if so.

dewritoninja,

I don’t know but id happily consume several kilograms of both

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Got a question for you. What’s heavier: a kilogramme of salmon or a kilogramme of semen?

Sargteapot,

Clearly the semen, as it’s more dense you can fit more semen in a kilogram than salmon.

/s

sukhmel,

Akshully, the density plays its part becase of Archimedes force an atmosphere is applying to an object. The less dense an object is, the lighter it will weight for the same mass. E.g. the air baloon with helium inside will have a mass even higher that an empty one because of added helium mass, yet it may float up thus having a negative weight (in the atmosphere)

recapitated, in Every sign has a story

But then how do I dry it off before going back to work??

mapiki, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

As someone who regularly mispronounces this as rhyming with almonds I feel a little attacked

I also say the following wrong: Ikea, Nutella, idea. Somehow my bilingual brain just gives up.

Sanyanov,

At the same time, it’s not pronounced as “samon”

It’s either “saemon” or “semen” lol

Is English fucked? Yes, yes, absolutely yes.

DAMunzy,

Um, Google search for: salmon definition gave the following result for pronunciation: /ˈsamən/ And the voice sounds like “samon”.

Kolanaki, in Every sign has a story
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The story here is simply “defacement.”

Sanyanov,

Good if not beheading

marche_ck, in Make sure you know what your kids are up to.

Carlin is the rizzler the girl gave her gyatt to.

siha,

the urge to shoot and stab anyone who says that…

marche_ck,

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ChaoticNeutralCzech, in Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Stamp on the ground

Jump, jump, jump, jump

ConstantPain, in I think it's white [VIDEO]

Every picture is a video if you’re high enough.

Lord_ToRA, in Jean-o mode
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JohnWorks,

This could be a post itself lmao

zane, in Every sign has a story

dyson makes the worst urinals. Piss got everywhere.

hollunder, in Every sign has a story

How did he take the picture with both hands in the dryer? I have a theory… Is this what they call a ‘dickpic’?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Either that or his friend gave him a reach around…

downdaemon, (edited ) in Every sign has a story
@downdaemon@lemmy.ml avatar

i saw these fun stickers that were like “clap to activate” or “yell to activate” that you could put on random things

BulbasaurBabu, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

I… I already did pronounce the L 😔

Sargteapot,

Freak

Moc,

Go ahead and pronounce the a in freak, nothing matters anymore

DAMunzy,

American and urban? I’ve noticed that all a lot of black people in and near cities pronounce the L. I always get a chuckle and they look at me like I’m a pompous British/French general from the 1800s or an idiot that can’t pronounce Ls.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

In Vermont we also pronounce the L however the N is dropped.

DAMunzy,

So interesting how different it can be!

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Yea I’m finding the bulk of the Vermont accent is just stressing the beginning of words and mumbling the least letter. So lie we kinn a sou liee thihs all the timee. It was pretty jarring moving to Florida after growing up around folks that talked like that.

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