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outer_spec, in well guess what else is yellow ?
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

History is green, dumbasses

cashews_best_nut, in Customer support

Elefant tank destroyer made by Porsche. I have a 1:35 model of it. Wikipedia with more info here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elefant

Everythingispenguins, in Burger King is desperate for employees.

Maybe that is the wage $3 and a chicken wrap.

extant,

Woah now, let’s not let anyone sell it so cheap when wraps is plural. We might make a profit yet.

Stanwich, in The hills, they are alive

Godddaaammmm

NielsBohron,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

god DAMN!

AlijahTheMediocre, in well guess what else is yellow ?

Science is Blue, Math is Yellow, English is Green, History is Red.

InfiniWheel,

Only correct opinion

Wilzax, in well guess what else is yellow ?

Math is red, English is blue, History is Yellow, Science is green. I have spoken

TomAwsm,

This is the way.

sexual_tomato,

This is the way

yamanii, in I was at a friend's house
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

Some woman I follow on Instagram showed a message from her nephew saying that he discovered that she had an Only fans, imagine the embarrassment.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Did…

Did he subscribe?

yamanii,
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There’s no follow up.

BoiLudens, in The hills, they are alive

This isn’t a silent hill at all!

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

WHAT!!

jopepa, in Life is a stormy river

This is what motivational posters would look like in hogwarts. Hang in there muggle.

empireOfLove, in Treat yourself

I prefer One Giant Onion myself

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

You deserve it

empireOfLove,
agamemnonymous,
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Who are you, Peter Glazebrook?

Daxtron2, in Cabdy labd

Just cause he’s not conventionally attractive that makes him a freak? Damn this is glopiphobia

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

He likes to wear wet socks in bed

Daxtron2,

He just like me fr

TimewornTraveler,

no it’s That tongue

Daxtron2,

Jealous that they’ll never feel the slop of his tongue

TheBlue22, in home made soup

Why are the stupidest jokes the funniest to me

I might have an issue

ryathal, in You may want to sit down

The hashtag is appropriate.

skydivekingair,

are praying lol

theUnlikely,

Oh thaaaaat’s what she was trying to say.

skydivekingair,

Yeah I thought it trolled a little too hard at first, but when someone else pointed out what it ‘meant’ I feel like if they’re trolling they got it just right.

Haagel,

ass parent

robdor,

WET AT POOL

feedum_sneedson, in well guess what else is yellow ?

Hmm, chemistry red, biology green, physics blue. The rest we’ll need to think about. I can probably accept yellow or orange for maths.

Crack0n7uesday, in Crypto genius

Someone actually did this, then built a nuclear fallout shelter in their backyard in the middle of some city, but he did it all redneck and it blew up or something while building an underground generator or something and killed a 17 year old kid, he went back to jail, got out after another crypto spike, tried to cash out and immediately got sued by the family of the dead kid for wrongful death and got sued by the IRS for back taxes. It’s a fucking rabbit hole of a story.

AVincentInSpace,

do you have a link?

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