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rocket_brewster, in My griefcase is rather emotional rn

Damn the new Psychonauts looks amazing

kn0wmad1c, in The barbieheimer debate rages
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You can also watch either movie if you’re stupid and alone. I should know because I did it.

pimento64, in With US minimum wage set at 7.25/hr this seems like a pretty good deal...

Would you rather the Dodgers’ owners just pocket that money instead? The issue is the amount of money going through the sport in general, not the amount that the actual players get. They should always be getting the majority of the revenue.

lugal, in Do tiny grass dream of trees?

Or do they have nightmares of sheep?

nilloc,

And the angel of the lord came unto me
Snatching me up from my place of slumber
And took me on high and higher still
Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest
And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil
One thousand nay a million voices full of fear And terror possessed me then
And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams?
And the angel said unto me
These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard. Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust

Plantfoodclock, in Break my phone if she ain't

“I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’M NOT PAYING TAXES”

LazaroFilm, in My griefcase is rather emotional rn
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I can hear your suitcase.

LemmyFeed,

It sounds like the doors on the spaceship in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

MyFairJulia, in The barbieheimer debate rages
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My gf and me watched both Oppenheimer and Barbie a few weeks before we got together. I loved both movies equally and my gf definitely preferred Oppenheimer.

Thcdenton, in Whoopsie daisy, one should leave it to to the professionals maybe

Dude performed dentistry on his rig

root_beer, in I bet Rockstar is thinking twice about *checks notes* making a normal looking female character.

It’s not even that the protagonist is a woman, the Boer said that he didn’t want to play GTA V because he just couldn’t kill police officers

He’s a fuckin’ virtue-signaling wiener who needs to be given a swirly; I doubt it’s even true but if it were, he’d use the same reason not to play any of the Wolfenstein games

FlyingSquid, in Mmmm. thanks, Ohhbama
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I’m not going to kink shame. Whatever does it for you.

jabathekek,
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it doesn’t have flared base though

FiniteLooper,

Without a base, without a trace

FlyingSquid,
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Like I said, whatever does it for you. Maybe you want Obama to stay up there.

NotSpez,

“4 more years!”

Bizarroland, (edited )
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Dad, why is the secret service here?

Don't worry about it son, there was a little mishap and your mom shat the president.

Next thing you know thanks to a series of unfortunate misunderstandings and accordimg to Amazon a "malfunctioning Alexa" we had to get the federal government involved.

GrammatonCleric,
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WE PRESIDENT NOW

FlyingSquid, in Holes
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That’s why Jesus died a virgin! He had a bunch of holes in his dick and didn’t want to show it to anyone and this guy outed him!

sour, (edited )
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of trypophobia ._.

FlyingSquid, in Whoopsie daisy, one should leave it to to the professionals maybe
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This hurts to look at.

JimboDHimbo, in With US minimum wage set at 7.25/hr this seems like a pretty good deal...

Bread and circuses

Modern colosseums

May the heat death take us soon

JamesBean, in Holes
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I mean, the show has him fully nude multiple times.

The man is all rectangle, no rec-dangle.

But that's okay. He can reproduce by budding.

cm0002,

Budding!

m3t00, in Analog problems require kickass solutions
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