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ChrislyBear, in Break my phone if she ain't

If a woman showed interest (lolol), I’d unironically be inclined to ask her who she works for…

There’s no hope for me anymore.

sbv, in Double standards

you’re fantastic

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I can die happy now

metaStatic,

And now you know the rest of the story

JimmyBigSausage, in Double standards

Sober here, but still an alcoholic!

Sludgehammer, in Do tiny grass dream of trees?
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IIRC the English is apparently the original text and the Chinese is nonsensical Google translate output.

nudnyekscentryk, (edited )
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Not sure where you heard that but the Chinese fully makes sense to me and I can further confirm the English translation is simply due to literal translation of the phrase “小草” (small+grass), which turns out to be a turns out to be a customary name for .

The Chinese text reads: Microchloa indica is resting, please don’t bother it

Sludgehammer,
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Huh, I can’t read Chinese so I’m obviously taking others word for it, but several people in this Reddit thread and this language blog both said there were several problems with the Chinese text.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Both thread linked have different word, so this one could be doctored to correct it 🤔

Sludgehammer,
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Yeah… two of the characters in the Chinese text are different, but the rest of the image is the same. I guess that explains it.

Whoever photoshopped it did a great job. I totally didn’t notice it had been altered from the version I thought it was.

Annoyed_Crabby,

The context here probably just simply mean grass, not specific species. They called it 小草 to make it sound cutesy.

nudnyekscentryk,
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agree

ininewcrow, in Double standards
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At least we’re all hydroponic … or else we’d be dead

Microw, in But I eat when I'm sad

Of course her name is Leona. Pure lion energy lol

starman2112, in The barbieheimer debate rages
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It’s actually much harder to watch Oppenheimer, because you have to see him say his famous catchphrase in a scene that could show John Green how to make sex more awkward

Jackcooper,

It’s oppen time?

starman2112,
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He says, as Tatlock remounts him with the book in hand. “It’s ancient sumerian, and translates to… It’s Oppen-time-r”

MindSkipperBro12,

And it diminished the value of that phrase.

starman2112,
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Oh yeah. It’s an absolute fucking insult to the man. He didn’t actually feel any of the gravity of the situation when he remarked “now I am become death, destroyer of worlds,” he wasn’t making a reference to a religious text, he just remembered that cool time he had sex and his lover dismounted, walked over to the bookcase, pulled a random book off the shelf, and asked “what does this means?” before getting back on

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

pulled a random book off the shelf

Interestingly enough, this is where Serge Tankian got some of the lyrics for “Chop Suey”.

AgnosticMammal, in Sdrawkcab suseJ

It is because of this fact I now write it like this in my shopping list.

0x4E4F, in Saturday blues

Damn… looks more like a pig than a dog…

0x4E4F, in Do tiny grass dream of trees?

Uuu, nice take on the Blade Runner title 👍.

lugal, in Double standards

Fun fact: Fanta was invented by the Nazis because they couldn’t import all the ingredients for Cola.

Until next time…

FlyingSquid,
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And guess who owns Fanta now!

kattenluik,

The Coca-Cola company!

Fleur__, in Bob and the bobcat
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Without the caption this is a great shit post

TheBogeyman, in My griefcase is rather emotional rn

You are making me feel bad for an inanimate object

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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His hopes and dreams to travel the world have been squandered. He’ll have to spend another year just storing out of season clothes day in day out :(

JohnDClay, in The barbieheimer debate rages

To be clear, you don’t need any of those things to enjoy either movie.

thisfro, in Double standards

At least you’re not a fanatic

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