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tacosanonymous, in shit post

Dickbutts all the way down.

MacNCheezus,
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That’s what your mom said last night.

flambonkscious,

See, I think there’s on opportunity for some recursion - the guy looks like his dock. If I ever needed to learn gimp or similar, the time is probably now…

toast, in Oh yeah

No shells?

not_woody_shaw, in Oh yeah

Ok, but how much does it cost to keep clean?

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s single use

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yes.

qarbone, in So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.

Both the title and the image seem to be misunderstanding what the story actually is saying, as if it were the king’s kid that got ate.

ElBarto,
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Yeah I fucked up, had a shitty day and didn’t pay attention, but .eh, still funny tho, just I’m an idiot.

dingus,

Can you explain for an ignorant person? Because to me it sounds like they just cannibalized someone.

themeatbridge,

24 Some time later, Ben-Hadad king of Aram mobilized his entire army and marched up and laid siege to Samaria. 25 There was a great famine in the city; the siege lasted so long that a donkey’s head sold for eighty shekels[a] of silver, and a quarter of a cab[b] of seed pods[c] for five shekels.[d]

26 As the king of Israel was passing by on the wall, a woman cried to him, “Help me, my lord the king!”

27 The king replied, “If the Lord does not help you, where can I get help for you? From the threshing floor? From the winepress?” 28 Then he asked her, “What’s the matter?”

She answered, “This woman said to me, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him today, and tomorrow we’ll eat my son.’ 29 So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, ‘Give up your son so we may eat him,’ but she had hidden him.”

30 When the king heard the woman’s words, he tore his robes. As he went along the wall, the people looked, and they saw that, under his robes, he had sackcloth on his body. 31 He said, “May God deal with me, be it ever so severely, if the head of Elisha son of Shaphat remains on his shoulders today!”

aeronmelon, in Oh yeah

Comfy crap.

Posh poo.

Soft shit.

Dapper dump.

Stalinwolf, in shit post
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Wow, dude. I haven’t thought about Dickbutt in ages.

gravitas_deficiency,

I lost the game

lugal, in So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.

Wholesome

buzz86us, in Nicolas Cage through the years

You forgot the one from the 1800s

zakobjoa, in Hope that clears things up
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Now cook and touch my spray stick.

MacNCheezus,
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Kyle_The_G, in shit post

Ayy its been a while!

MacNCheezus,
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Ultragramps, in Oh yeah
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I also like the contrast of how this luxurious item is in a bare concrete cell. Looks like the armrests need to be a bit higher to comfortably reach my elbows.

wabafee, in Nicolas Cage through the years

Literal face off

FlyingSquid, in Oh yeah
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All I can think is that’s one bad misaimed diarrhea attack away from seriously needing reupholstering.

db2,

Someone never saw the very real toilet seat rugs.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You can wash those.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

*you can POWER WASH those

db2,

Not enough! 🤢

Echo5,

Spot clean only.

Zachariah, in Oh yeah
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“Go away! ’Batin’!”

sentient_loom, in shit post
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I hear he’s in the public domain now.

caseyweederman,

Only when KC Green isn’t wearing gloves, otherwise it’s just sparkling Lorax

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