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metallic_z3r0, in shit post

Thanks KC Green, may the memory of your work live much longer than you do (he is very much still alive, as far as I know).

FlyingSquid, in Nicolas Cage through the years
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I was a projectionist when that movie came out. As a consequence, there are parts of that movie that I watched and parts of the audio I couldn’t ignore dozens of times.

Sometimes that didn’t make me hate the movies that came out when I was a projectionist.

This was not one of those times.

Kolanaki, in Creamy centres
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“This creme egg is crunchier than I’m used to…”

fne8w2ah, in Nicolas Cage through the years

The eternal Cage.

fne8w2ah, in It's important for us to keep perspective...

Okay then boomer.

fne8w2ah, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

F-Droid ftw!

MissJinx, (edited ) in So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.
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Even if you are not religious (I’m not) we really need a Bible tv show. But it has to be 100% accurate, no cuting corners, at most they could modernize the language, but it has to have 100% of dialogues there. It would be amazing

GregorGizeh,

Unless you are cramming the whole book into a single episode or movie the religious weirdos will just cherry pick the episodes they like, as they do with the book now.

ElBarto,
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I want to see this done like an episode of Judge Judy, but it’s some bored king as judge.

Kit,

I’d settle for a Bible written in plain, modern English. The closest I could find was Word on the Street but it was a white guy trying to write like a gangsta and it fell a bit flat.

wiikifox,
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Try New World Translation

Kit,

I’m not a Jehovah’s Witness.

optissima,

There’s “The Message” which is a modern, idiomatic translation of the bible. I remember looking at it ~20 years ago and it being a modern translation, but I didn’t like the translation even at 11yo.

wiikifox,
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It’s still a good translation, and faithful to the original text

CannedTuna,

NIV doesn’t work for you?

There’s a newer translation called the EHV that I believe is supposed to be more understandable and plain English. Might try that.

Kit,

I’m looking more for a complete modern overhaul, not a line-by-line modern translation. Like a novel. I still use the KJV in church so I get exposed to the original scripture but it’s often very difficult to actually grasp what’s going on.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I just messaged my discord friend who’s an ordained minister. I’ll let you know what he says.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
Revan343,

The Message is a pretty good modern translation

smeg,

100% accurate to which version? King James version? The Latin that was translated from? The Greek that was translated from? The original (I think) Hebrew?

ringwraithfish,

And you’ve just summed up all religious conflicts.

Blue_Morpho,

Keeping the same language so no mistranslation is no barrier for religious wars. Shia and Sunni do fine despite both having the Koran in original Arabic.

dojan, (edited )
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Cocks of horses and donkey cummies and all that.

MissJinx,
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Specially that, everything the relihious freaks would get mad about, but they can’t because bible.

Aremel,

Oh they’ll get mad anyway.

flambonkscious,

Especially if ones ‘accurate’ and doesn’t use white people?

Aremel,

You know it.

MissJinx,
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Yes, all white evangelical people of the midle east! Even before the birth of jesus lol Moses will be “Here are the 10 commandments Praised be Jesus!”

Jimbo,
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Who doesn’t want donkey cummies 💨💦💦

Emi621,

The first thing that comes to mind is good omens but I don’t if it’s accurate.

AnUnusualRelic,
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It’s close enough.

themeatbridge, (edited )

Not exactly what you’re thinking, but Moral Orel dabbled in this. It was made by the guy you probably know as Starburns from Community. who provides the voice of Mickey Mouse, but you might know him better as the guy from the “this guy fucks” meme.

Edited because I confused two Greeks.

Mr_Fish,

That would be insanely hard to do accurately. There’s some repeated stories (kings/chronicles or Matthew/Mark/Luke/John), there’s stuff that isn’t a story at all (Psalms, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, song of songs), and most of the new testament is letters.

AnxiousDater101, in So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.

Lame and delusional

ElBarto, (edited )
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Tugboater203, in Nicolas Cage through the years
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97 was a good year for him.

Xtallll, in It's important for us to keep perspective...
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“America is the greatest country in America” is a bold claim in the face of the Rhythm Nation.

bruhduh, in Just fuck my shit up
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WhereGrapesMayRule, in So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.

How much son chowder you need to eat anyway?

Iamsqueegee,

Shau-dere? Shau-dere? It’s “chowdah.” Say it right!

MissJinx,
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More than zero is already to much

fossphi, in Hope that clears things up

This is peak shitposting. Love it

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Peak stickposting.

fossphi,

Okay, you win

TodaviaTyler,

I’m definitely here for this!

Sheeple, in Unmasked a cheat
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As someone with an injured/handicapped leg. No this is not indicative of lying about your handicap and people need to stop being so miseducated about disabilities.

I can walk short distances even though I need a crutch usually. My leg will just hate me all day afterwards. I’d imagine this to be very much similar where he can in their walk but his quality of life is absolutely bad without his wheelchair

ExLisper, (edited )

It’s staged and this is a shitpost.

smeg,

No way this is staged, I refuse to believe they don’t allow bears in court.

Assman,
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Well you do have a right to bear arms, but the rest of him is illegal

lauha,

Everything is staged and nothing is real on the internet

tubaruco,

we’re stretching the meaning of shitpost a bit arent we

CodyCannoli,

My favorite is the video of the old lady yelling at a younger guy for parking in a handicap spot (yes he had the handicap tag on his mirror). Then the guy walks out of the car and he has a prosthetic leg. Never jump to conclusions about people’s disabilities and mind your own business.

MNByChoice, in Just a single one, please!

I cannot vouch for the accuracy of the information, but it passes my totally uniformed bullshit detector. distractify.com/…/what-happens-if-a-guy-takes-pla… has an article on just that. In summary, nothing fun or pleasant. Keep away from Ambien, as they may look physically similar.

VicentAdultman,

Yeah. I searched a little because hcg, the pregnancy hormone, actually increases male testosterone and is used by bodybuilders to prevent negative side effects of roids. Levonorgestrel was studied to be used in male contraceptive along with intramuscular testosterone. The most accepted hormone to a male pill now is Nestorone. Pretty interesting looking at papers from 1996 and more recent ones, from the last ten years, speaking about gel as a contraceptive method. And on a personal note, I wouldn’t take the male pill lmao.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey, back up a minute. You say your BS detector totally wears a uniform? 🤔

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