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Rooki, in Boeing roleplay request
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@hal_5700X Open the door!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Get on the floor!

Steamymoomilk, in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

The Engineers who invented the air bag to save lives

1000008261

PunnyName, in Star-struck

Lookit

gnate, in Boeing roleplay request

ChatGPT2001

Sotuanduso,

Turns out if you say “Open the pod bay doors, Hal.” to ChatGPT, it will respond in kind… or at least it did when I tried it just now.

ook_the_librarian, in Now who is laughing?
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Please tell me there is a youtube video out there building this.

brbposting,
ook_the_librarian,
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Amazing. Thanks. Seems like you could divert most of the air into a secondary silencer chamber. That way only a “small” amount of air interacts with the reed. I’m not a gun guy though. I’m more here for the clown noises.

chiliedogg,

He needs to run it through an adjustable gas block.

I’m sure Wojtek Weaponry could rig something up for him. They love silly gun community memes.

ook_the_librarian,
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Would that make noise that would overcome the honk? That was my fear of a secondary device. (again not a gun guy.)

chiliedogg,

Easy solution.

Secondary silencer!

ook_the_librarian,
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It’s silencers all the way down.

andy_wijaya_med, in Ketchup alignment
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Mayo man

mvirts, in well grounded

And now the spell is complete

son_named_bort, in Are you not entertained?

I’m stuck in the orange juice aisle. It keeps saying concentrate.

originalucifer, in You stay. I go. No following.
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

dudes got appropriate armor for holding a cat.

Usernamealreadyinuse,

It is a damn shame this style fell out of fashion!

Sabre363,

Blame the Babylonians

TseseJuer,

that’s a big ass cat, it’s actually a lion

Etterra, in Ketchup alignment

TN unless the fries are shitty, in which case LN.

benni, in cycle or spiral?

Too real

Lightsong, in Ketchup alignment

Using a ketchup packet to apply on the toothbrush, cover your entire teeth with ketchup, and then eat fries.

v4ld1z,
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Your comment made me physically uncomfortable. How can I delete it?

originalucifer, in Someone get working on this, right away!
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o0o i know... vampire falls into ocean where its saved, and subsequently raped by a dolphin. this turns the dolphin into a vampire where they both die the next morning when the sun rises and theres no shade anywhere. the end.

FlyingSquid,
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Someone call A24!

originalucifer,
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o0o0 alt ending!

:: vampire and vampire dolphin dont die, because now they dont need to breathe, they can swim to the bottom of the ocean and live happily ever after in the depths!

betterdeadthanreddit, (edited )

What’s the aquatic equivalent of a bat? Maybe vampire dolphin could transform into a school of smaller fish at will to squeeze through tight spaces or evade threats.

Vampire hunters could show up with cross-shaped wooden harpoons, holy water depth charges, garlic oil hoses and all kinds of other nautical twists on the usual weapons.

originalucifer,
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o0o0 i love the idea of dolphin vampire turning into something... eels?

FlyingSquid,
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Filthmontane, in Ketchup alignment

True Neutral gang

smuuthbrane, in Someone get working on this, right away!
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

TBH this sounds like something that Hotel Transylvania VII would cover when the family decides to go on a vacation to Atlantis and Drac somehow ends up with Neptune’s trident and commands all the ocean animals.

And naturally, starts and undersea monster hotel.

FlyingSquid,
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Don’t cheapen the Dracula/dolphin idea like that.

smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

I know everyone is hoping for a “Free Willie” moment instead, but with the risk tolerance in Hollywood these days we’d be lucky to get HTVII.

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