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manucode, in The logic is absolutely without flaw
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And from whom does the moon get its light? \s

Echinoderm,

It charges up during the day like one of those glow in the dark stickers, obviously.

JaymesRS,

Reeeeaaaalllly long USB plug. Duh

jettrscga,

Hmm that can’t be it. USB cables are only supposed to be like 3m long.

The moon’s… further.

JaymesRS,

That’s what the government wants you to believe.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I thought it was close to us.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Then who the fuck forgets to charge it every 28 days?

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

The moon is a solar panel superstructure

source: trust me bro

sour,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

no question ._.

Lepsea,

Jesus the moon definitely got it’s light from him

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited ) in What a steal
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

For all of them sure

edit: why do they have zippers

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Safety feature. In case of an emergency you can zip their lips.

Gullible, in What a steal

I’m picturing a Halloween setup lacking any apparent decorations; a plain yard, nondescript tree, holiday agnostic yard decorations, and a peculiar patternless spotlight shining from behind the rock garden that you have to turn away from to avoid being blinded. Trick or treaters trot their way up the steps and instinctively shield their eyes from the luminous assault to continue the holiday ritual and claim their saccharine bounty. Bags slightly fuller, they turn around to notice the tree shielding them from the light, revealing the rock garden to be a lustrous hellscape of crimson, bones, and grinning mouths. Unimpressed, they continue trick or treating.

themeatbridge, in Thanks Shane you beautiful Irish Bard

It’s a beautiful song, and there are some versions with cleaner lyrics for the family or work Christmas party.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Personally I love the original and play it proudly.

It’s a more honest depiction of human life and relationships. It’s not perfect, it’s not always happy, it’s not always pretty but in the ugliness, there’s something beautiful.

I love the Irish mind and culture … they can take the most ugly things and make them wonderful.

Rockyrikoko,

Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world, the disarray. I choose to see the beauty

themeatbridge,

I do, too, but my kids like to sing the songs they like at their elementary school, my office has an HR department, and Great Aunt Linda has flashbacks when she hears the line “You’re an old slut on junk.”

RizzRustbolt, (edited ) in Also, it's over 2 1/2 hours long.

Not even a version of Waterloo by that one Hungarian lady choir?

A_Chilean_Cyborg, in I don't know how to title this
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

The world rn

paddirn, in No nut November is finally over but...

It’s been Non-stop Nuttin’ November for me, I’m so glad to finally get a rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Now it’s don’t-stop dumpin’ December

RizzRustbolt, in What a steal

Unfortunately, Ohio

RavenFellBlade, in Japanese chip flavors
@RavenFellBlade@startrek.website avatar

Ah, yes, everyone’s favorite Dorito flavor, Dick Kicker.

Teon,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

No, this one is "ball crusher".

madmaurice, (edited )
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

During this time of year it’s called “nut cracker”.

Viking_Hippie, in Japanese chip flavors

Answered their own question; they’re Doritos of the fucking kind. You know, for the act of coitus. Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

plasticcheese,

I was talking about my rug…

Viking_Hippie,

They peed on your rug, dude!

Pat_Riot, in I don't know how to title this
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

cat.exe has stopped working

ohlaph, in I don't know how to title this

I bet that smells terrific.

match, in No nut November is finally over but...
@match@pawb.social avatar

Not pooping for 3 days?? Try not pooping for 30

SuckMyWang,

I simply have a catheter installed so I can complete the challenge with ease. I’m so smart.

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Better stock up on beans

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Nah I’m good

Rakonat,

31

SocialMediaRefugee,

Toxic Megacolon

eager_eagle, in No nut November is finally over but...
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

no more shitposting until next year 😥

Luisp, in What a steal

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