No nut November is finally over but...
Public_Tumbleweed, Holy hell
ummthatguy, 
I’d nearly forgotten about this scene from Look Who’s Talking Now. Thanks
gibmiser, I loved and hated it since the first time I saw it
xusontha, excuse me?
dingus, What the fresh hell is this
BossDj, (edited ) Look who’s talking tells some bad romance story, but with a twist that it’s through the eyes of a baby with an adult inner monologue played by Bruce Willis. He mostly tries to figure out the stupid behaviors of adults.
This demon is from the sequel and how the now-toddlee views the toilet. Potty training is a sub plot of the movie.
UnrepententProcrastinator, You went above in beyond in answering that question! Kudos!
tomi000, Its 0:50 here and Im literally sitting on the toilet…
lolola, 
better get up off dat
Zellith, (edited ) He wants our doo doo and our pee pee!
KingJalopy, 
All he’s getting is my knuckle babies
RubberElectrons, 
I will gladly lose this battle.
swiftcasty, Would you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?
gibmiser, Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.
Orbituary, 
I’ll buy you a hamburger if you let me eat your shit.
CaptainEffort, Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
Sway_Chameleon, 
eager_eagle, 
I want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk
Sway_Chameleon, That toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.
SocialMediaRefugee, Feed me!
registrert, 
You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.
KingJalopy, God damn it I’m going to bed
SocialMediaRefugee, Or if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”
Da_Boom, 
Yeah it’s pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit “you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross”
“Damn now that’s a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself”
“Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP”
eager_eagle, no more shitposting until next year 😥
match, 
Not pooping for 3 days?? Try not pooping for 30
SuckMyWang, I simply have a catheter installed so I can complete the challenge with ease. I’m so smart.
MisterFrog, 
Better stock up on beans
KingJalopy, Nah I’m good
Rakonat, 31
SocialMediaRefugee, Toxic Megacolon
paddirn, It’s been Non-stop Nuttin’ November for me, I’m so glad to finally get a rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy.
bruhduh, 
Now it’s don’t-stop dumpin’ December
Assman, 
Send me all ur cheese I’m doing this shit (actually I’m not doing shit)
gibmiser, I gotcha fam. I got a block of cheddar cheese spiked with fentanyl with your name on it.
Assman, I’ll DM you my address
MeatsOfRage,
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
Moooom the toilet monster’s back and you promised that wouldn’t happen again
OtakuAltair, Remember the no-shit guy from back when we came to Lemmy? I wonder how they’re doing
sndrtj, Wait what? Link?
OtakuAltair,
sndrtj, Oh wow lol.
smeg, Turns out they were full of shit in a different way
MacNCheezus, 
Brace yourselves, Jerk-off January is coming.
Da_Boom, Looks like I started early.
SocialMediaRefugee, I hope it is fiber February then
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