Reddfugee42,

Good call on leaving the buttons in the crop.

RizzRustbolt,

Save thousands by picking the ugly color for your coffin!

kautau,

Act fast! Bile yellow is selling out quickly!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

“Offer not available in all areas”

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samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Coffins are a huge waste of money and space. Cremation’s the way to go.

Furbag,

Just throw me in the garbage, man.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, that’s taken! Find your own garbage death pit, damn freeloader.

wabafee, (edited )

To be fair cremation probably can cost the same or more depending on the additional cost. It’s stupid why death cost so much financially. Families already facing the emotional cost of losing their love ones.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It’s always been cheaper in my experience.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

How many people did you cremate? And at what point does it become cost effective to invest in a small kitchen cremator?

EatYouWell,

At a certain point in life you’ll usually have 6 family members who have died, and if you live even longer you’ll start having friends die.

volvoxvsmarla,

If you are an aspiring serial killer planning on serial killing then I’d say at victim #3 you should really invest in a small kitchen cremator to ignite your serial killing career

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Mmmmmm cereal

magnolia_mayhem,

Fuck it. Cryo.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

That’s right, cryo is both cheap, viable, and resource light! Just smack some solar panels on that badboy and you won’t even have to think about rising electricity prices.

Fuck, I wish I was cryofrozen right now.

magnolia_mayhem,

If things don’t go well, I’m probably not going to mind

pg_sax_i_frage,

in general, agreed on the point about coffins, and using land just for butial into perpetuity is not a great tradition.

If and where it’s just about the use of a box, and/or about the using of land space solely for burial, then one other option they can adress bith of these is ‘green conservation butkal’.

The land is used for nature and ecosystem restoration and conservation at the same time, and there is no box/coffin required at all. They can also sometimes be less expensive than conventional burial (with the box and the embalming and so on) or even conventional cremation. Some more about the subject at:

www.orderofthegooddeath.com/…/green-burial/

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Catch me going out in that burnt mustard death whip babeee 😎

But seriously, it’s natural burial AKA “green burial” for me.

RizzRustbolt,

I’m going to have a sky burial.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Classy

I_Fart_Glitter,

Is that the one where you’re offered up to vultures while your loved ones watch them pick your bones clean and fly away?

Banana_man,
KingThrillgore, (edited )
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Honey we’ve been over this: when I die, my remains are to be embalmed and presented like so.

If you can’t afford that or don’t want to bother, just throw me in the trash 🙂

Barack_Embalmer,

Dig your own grave and save!

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

The more you buy the more you save

Daft_ish, (edited )

It’s not that absurd if you’re thinking of your family. Just… myself and other people have way different priorities. Some that might involve dipping my corpse in peanut butter and covering it in birdseed so that I might be the world’s first human pinecone bird feeder.

Edit: I just hope when I’m dead there is one person around to say, “He’s dead, he could in no way possible give one more single fuck…”

MightyGalhupo,

I agree with the edit so much

EatYouWell,

Make a will for the edit part

Saltblue,

It’s cheaper to raise pigs, they will dispose of your body, and any body for that matter.

TokenBoomer,

In the end, we’re all just bacon 🥓

derpgon,

You are what you eat

sndrtj,

Funeral insurances are pretty common where I’m from. This is not normal in the US?

Uncle_Bagel,

Not sure about funeral insurance, but we had a whole presentation from a funeral home at work about how we should pre-pay for our funerals

elscallr, (edited )
@elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

Most people have life insurance to pay for their funeral costs, it’s just that a subscription plan for a casket very much isn’t that.

Emi621,
AgentGrimstone,

I’ve told my family more than once to arrange my funeral the cheapest way possible. If they had the option to dump me in the ocean, they have my blessing. Don’t spend money on me, I’m DEAD.

Travelator,

Donate your used meat parts to your local medical school. It’s fun, educational, and a great way to stay in shape!

Asudox, (edited )
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

It’s fun

I loved it when I dismembered a human /s

BigDanishGuy,

It was really educational when I got to do it. Studying Netter’s and Gray’s (or in my case Finn Boysen Møller) can only get you so far. If you want to really understand anatomy, and the insane amount of variation that occurs, then dissection is a pretty good way forward.

dingus, (edited )

You joke, but it really is an incredibly cool experience. I am not a doctor, but I was privileged to have a hands on anatomy class in school where we had human cadavers. Things are so different in person than they are in textbooks. And getting to actual see, touch, and feel how the human body works and how it goes wrong is just amazing. I was so wowed by it that it’s what led me to my career today (working in a hospital lab with human organs).

MightyGalhupo,

I would honestly like to get to do that at least once

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

In school?

MightyGalhupo,

That works for me

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Would you prefer it somewhere else?

MightyGalhupo,

Wherever I can works

hydrospanner,

Shapes…once they get to you.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m gonna eat a bunch of weird shit like rocks and styrofoam before I die, and confuse the shit out of whatever student gets to dissect my stomach

MightyGalhupo,

Mind if I join you?

electrogamerman,

i want the penis!

Rodeo,

Funerals are for the living.

Don’t tell your family what to do at your funeral, because you’ll be dead. It’s not for you, it’s for the people left behind. So let them do what they feel is right.

Besides, how could ever know or care? You’re DEAD.

hydrospanner,

It seemed apparent, to me at least, that the person you replied to had the intention of telling their loved ones not to spend on OP’s account. Not that they’re forbidding the family from any course of action.

I guess if you take it super literally, okay, whatever. But the smallest amount of thought seems to make this obvious.

BigDanishGuy,

^- this right here is the right answer.

I have a song I’d like to be played for the 5 people who’ll attend, but that’s more about the message it convey - if I don’t get to use my death to influence people, then I guess I don’t really have a choice. I have a preference with regard to burial vs cremation, but that’s it. For the rest, you figure it out. Don’t want to maintain a burial plot? Fine, don’t want a tomb stone? Fine. You have to deal with it, so you get to decide.

ATDA,

Hell I told mine to hit up those shady companies on This Week Tonight. You can get rid of my body and get a few hundred dollars? Win win I don’t care.

MightyGalhupo,

I too would like to be a skeleton doing a backflip in a museum

garbagebagel,

I mean, what this ad should really read is “save your family thousands”. If you can afford it and have the resources, preplan your whole burial plan so your family can just grieve instead of dealing with all the admin of it.

EatYouWell,

You can go ahead and prepay for the service, even if it’s just cremation and stuffing your bone dust in a cardboard box.

That way your family doesn’t have to both grieve and figure out arrangements.

Veneroso,

Ziplock bag and a catapult.

‘Goes to rent catapult’

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

SternburgExport,

I don‘t want to be put in casket when I die and have people mourning. Two things should be thrown when I die: a big ass party and whatever is left of me into the trash.

EvilEyedPanda,

Dump my body unceremoniously on the lawn of a billionaire.

And009,

Ocean is public property. Float around the world in 800 days

shadeless,
@shadeless@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

In the stomach of three sharks, twenty crabs and that one weird turtle

EvilEyedPanda,

Surprisingly still more useful than being put in a box.

VieuxQueb,
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

I like that idea !

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Cremate me and blow my ashes in their eyes.

RubberElectrons,

I’m here for this!

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hm I wonder if this counts as praxis

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