How to keep a man
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ObviouslyNotBanana, ![]()
over_clox, Hi, is this meal available in bulk?
stoy,
curiousaur, That looks so disgusting. I can’t even.
WeeSheep, I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.
ObviouslyNotBanana, ![]()
How to keep a man on his toes
CubbyTustard, deleted_by_author
reversebananimals, thematically soft
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Viking_Hippie, Sounds like a Hallmark Christmas movie…
iAvicenna, ![]()
I spent my last minute trying to understand the role of word thematically in that sentence.
Christmas? Sex? Who knows…
Ookami38, (edited ) I think they’re saying the whole meal has a “soft” texture. The theme of the meal is soft, thus it’s thematically soft.
nixcamic, I dunno I don’t think a meal completely devoid of texture is what most texture first people go for.
bobs_monkey, I’ll be the one to say it: kraft dinner is a bastardization of mac and cheese. Stouffer’s is a little better, but the milky-watery cheese powder glop is nasty as hell.
juliebean, with all due respect, kraft dinner is in fact the most valid mac and cheese. other cheap boxes of noodles and cheese powders are also acceptable. real cheese has no place in mac and cheese.
robocall, ![]()
This man’s shits are as runny as his cream corn
Vej, I don’t get it, what am I missing?
bobs_monkey, (edited ) Does any of that look edible, or at least appetizing?
Vej, No, but I don’t understand what I am looking at either.
jupyter_rain, Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
v81, Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can’t run and no one is surviving that dish.
JeeBaiChow, Oh he’ll have the runs alright!
Kolanaki, ![]()
Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢
0x4E4F, ![]()
Steamed or boiled… probably…
MataVatnik, ![]()
The meal of a 1970s serial killer
ObviouslyNotBanana, ![]()
That killer’s cereal:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/844d5909-01a6-45c7-93ed-35a142368f31.webp
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How to keep a man … away
g0nz0li0, That chicken is so raw that 22 states want that man in prison.
EdibleFriend, ![]()
No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn’t even look raw? I don’t get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
Bristlecone, Boiled?
ObviouslyNotBanana, ![]()
Steamed?
Decoy321, (edited ) Steaming chicken is the most boring way to cook chicken. The only way eastern cultures pull it off is with heavy use of seasonings and sauce.
This looks like someone shoved a pepper grinder under their nose and sneezed onto this chicken.
chatokun, I’ve used it for pulled chicken for a soup. I believe the instructions said boil, but I pressure cook/steam it for a few mins then add it into the muchbmore flavorful soup. Though I just as often just use canned chicken breast instead.
Only thing I’ve ever done that for, since I love chicken to have a browned somewhat firm to crunchy crust, depending on which cut it is.
EdibleFriend, ![]()
Omfg that’s it.
Mirshe, Definitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn’t know how to prepare it otherwise.
grendel, ![]()
Missed opportunity for kholodets.
victorz, Boils all meats? Like steak and things? Freaking barf
LinkOpensChest_wav,
menemen, ![]()
Oh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.
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DonkeyShot, Me too! Dusgusting ice cream in the form and color of a scrotum!
Ookami38, Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you’ll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.
Igloojoe, I didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!
sxan, ![]()
I’ve been hoping that’s gravy. Hope… hope… hope…
Fizz, ![]()
Uncanny valley food.
hungryphrog, I don’t see any food in this picture.
Toes, Raw chicken and vomit, wow
superfes, Once again, I’m glad that I do most of the cooking…
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