AaronMaria,

If you love coke, but don’t like raw sugar, you actually like water more than coke.

danc4498,

If you love water, but don’t like the taste of raw hydrogen, you actually just like oxygen.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I wonder if liquid hydrogen has a taste. Like, if we could survive in a pressure chamber that can liquify hydrogen at room temp

Dapperweb, (edited )

Irs tax refund let hit $100k with tax refund HMU on telegram @Dapperweb

AdmiralShat,

Go fuck yourself

klemptor,

I’m not much into health food, I am into champagne

clark,
@clark@midwest.social avatar

Upvoted because of title.

Sotuanduso,

I do like sugar more than chocolate, and I do like vinegar more than cucumbers.

fidodo,

The original statement isn’t wrong, it’s just not actually interesting and just trying to sound smart.

Cossty,

I hate cucumbers, they are disgusting, but love pickles. I even drink the water the pickles were in…

meliaesc,

Opposite for me.

Perfide,

I even drink the water the pickles were in.

Yeah, that’s vinegar, not water.

kbotc,

And a ton of salt and spices…

treetop,

If you like reading the text of the shitpost more than admiring the number of upvotes they received then you really like content more than shitposting for karma

Waldowal,
@Waldowal@lemmy.world avatar

If you love dark milk, then sugar love than actually more.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
ohlaph,

Probably so, let it.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Let them fight.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Except op was right. these comparisons aren’t great but yes vinegar has flavor and cucumbers don’t. so that one’s fair I guess

Perfide,

How is OP right? Just about everyone likes milk chocolate, but you’d be hard pressed to find a significant number of people that enjoy downing spoonfuls of sugar. Clearly it’s not just the sugar people enjoy

The pickle comparison is also perfect. The only difference between dark and milk chocolate is the sugar content, and the only difference between a pickle and a cucumber is the vinegar.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

It says “more than”. It does not claim you “only like” sugar. I think people are just salty about this because they feel called out for liking super sweet chocolate. Btw, people do eat spoonfuls of honey which is probably 99.9% sugar.

Perfide,

It’s still completely besides the point. Milk chocolate is it’s own food, you don’t taste the sugar or chocolate separately, it’s a homogeneous mixture. You don’t “like sugar more than chocolate”, you like Milk Chocolate more than you like Dark Chocolate. You probably(hopefully… r.i.p your teeth otherwise) also like Milk Chocolate more than you like pure sugar, so by the OPs logic that must mean you like chocolate more than you like sugar, at the same time as you like sugar more than chocolate. See the problem here?

Btw, people do eat spoonfuls of honey which is probably 99.9% sugar.

One, not a completely fair comparison because honey has it’s own distinctive flavor beyond just tasting like sugar. But also two, I’ve never known anyone to just eat multiple spoonfuls of honey by itself. Anecdotal, sure, but I don’t think it’s nearly as common as you seem to be implying it is

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Ok I’m not arguing any more. Enjoy your super sweet chocolate and try not to get butthurt that it’s actually the sugar that makes you tolerate the chocolate, because that will remain true

Perfide, (edited )

I vastly prefer dark chocolate(milk chocolate’s ok, white is disgusting), actually, I just disagree with the logic.

howrar,

Honey water? Delicious. Sugar water? Disgusting. Try it for yourself.

ColeSloth,

But what if I like cold roasted chicken?

nexguy,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

Congrats on your love of carbon!

KevonLooney,

Then you like the Maillard Reaction.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maillard_reaction

ColeSloth,

Well he’ll yeah I do. But… I also kinda like not getting food poisoning, so there’s that.

hperrin,

If you like air but you don’t like pure oxygen, then you actually like nitrogen more than oxygen.

Kedly,

Anti Death Penalty US’ers really dont agree with you atm

p1mrx,

I like pure oxygen just fine at 0.2 atm.

afraid_of_zombies,

So does fire. RIP Apollo 1.

p1mrx, (edited )

Apollo 1 used pure oxygen at 1 atm. At 0.2 atm they’d be fine.

AeonFelis,

If you like raw chicken but not roasted chicken, you actually like Salmonella more than chicken.

makyo,

Mmm oven heat, I just want to put my whole head in there

hperrin,

Bake me, oven daddy.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Kinky

p1mrx,

This kills the head.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Then just stick your dick in it like a normal person /s

p1mrx, (edited )
MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yeah, I’m not clicking that.

p1mrx,

The link is relevant. I’m never gonna let you down.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

If that’s a rickroll I swear I will find you and slap you.

EDIT: it wasn’t.

p1mrx,

sigh, to think anyone would lie directly to cheezus.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Only if you apply it directly to the forehead

Tai,
@Tai@lemm.ee avatar

If you love table salt, but don’t like sodium metal, you actually like chlorine gas more than table salt.

Kase, (edited )

If you love table salt but don’t lick it directly off the floor, you actually like table more than salt

fakeman_pretendname,

If you love to drink coffee, but don’t like to eat coffee beans directly as a food, you actually like hot water more than you like coffee.

webghost0101,

I dont like coffee, i recently “discovered” drinking plain hot water during winter and its incredibly soothing.

fakeman_pretendname,

It is good, and I sometimes drink it myself, but remember to be careful if drinking hot water outside in autumn or early winter.

If a leaf falls from a tree and lands in your cup, you’ll have discovered Tea - and last time that happened, some folk from a tiny island ended up with an empire covering half the planet.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I never actually thought about how tea was discovered, and my new headcanon is that some weird person was just drinking hot water, some leaves fell in their cup, and they were too lazy to just get some clean water

afraid_of_zombies,

As a wise man once said

You can eat anything if it is fried

I just assumed someone desperate figured if they could boil this stuff it might be food.

NigelFrobisher,

I want to know who the hell invented nettle tea. Like, let’s try putting the stinging leaves in water and ingesting them.

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